Just cause I'm bored out of my head!

United States
May 18, 2009 12:11pm CST
You've just been given GOD status for the day! You get to pick who lives and who dies and how they are gonna to be terminated.. and who stays and gets your blessings... [b]sounds fun so far.... doesn't it? lol! [/b] Who are you going to knock off..... and how? Who are you going to bless..... with what? Remember.. your resources are unlimited to anything (for the day!)
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
18 May 09
Reminds me of the movie I have called Bruce Almighty. I think I wouldn't knock off anyone but child molesters,rapists,and maybe serial killers. Spiders,flies,ants, and certain bugs. I would give blessings to everyone(except for the ones I knock off) and help them out as much as I could. I wouldn't bless them with millions but make sure they had what they needed, maybe not what they want..but needed.
• United States
18 May 09
you would take care of all the bugs? COOL! I hate bugs! hahaha!
@rainmark (4306)
18 May 09
Oh your so kind, hope i'll be included to those who you will be bless coz i really badly needed a millions now. I also watched Bruce Almighty, how could i forget that funny movie, superb.
• United States
18 May 09
I've not seen that movie
• United States
18 May 09
Yeah, but what if I REALLY don't want to knock anybody off? Well, I might want to knock a few off their high horses, but other than that......couldn't I just make everybody nice for a day, then knock off the ones that don't retain that niceness, at the end of the day?
• United States
18 May 09
after watching the news..... it hit me! I'd like to knock a few people off! hahaha!
• United States
18 May 09
example: I would like to send Nancy Polosi down the hill in a wagon without breaks that would take her through a cow pasture and she would land in a large pile of the same thing she IS! hahaha!
• United States
18 May 09
Yeah, but that's not knocking her off. Well, maybe, if she suffocates in it!*L*
@sid556 (31005)
• United States
19 May 09
luckily for all...I have really bad short-term memory. There were about 3 on here last week that I would have gladly had terminated....zap! I currently have no recollection of their names. If the offer is still open in 2 weeks, I'm sure that I not only will remember their names but my vendetta will return full force. Can we get a rain check on this offer? please???
• United States
19 May 09
sure thing! as long as I ain't on yer list! lol!
@sid556 (31005)
• United States
19 May 09
Of course your're not on the list, stormy! don't think so anyway.
@jazel_juan (15767)
• Philippines
19 May 09
hahahha it would be so great! To those who have read about my annoying officemate, i would knock her off first!!! lol..but maybe just keep her quiet for awhile and lock her up in her house ( nothing violent people.) lol and it would be a great day!!! justice would be served for everyone who needs it... and those kids who are malnourished would b given help... no killings..no violence.. it would be a happy day!
• United States
19 May 09
sounds like a wonderful plan! :)
• United States
19 May 09
I would bring the rapture and Bless all whom have loved me and obeyed me. And leave the others to their own destuction. Because without God, there is Nothing!! Have a Blessed Week......
• United States
19 May 09
ahhhhhh! the day I look so forward to! I've been homesick for such a long time!
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
19 May 09
People who LITTER get knocked off - the minute their litter leaves their lazy little hands! Pow, POW, POW! I'll zap them into oblivion, because I HATE seeing crap blowing all around the streets - especially used disposable nappies which lazy pigs have thrown out of their cars! Not only disgusting, but a health hazard! Gross!
• United States
19 May 09
ohhhh I'm with ya there!!! it's disgusting!
@Citychic (4078)
• United States
18 May 09
Hello Little_stormie, as for me I'm not going to pass. I don't think that I would want to have God's job so I'm going to leave it totally up to him. I will just be happy if he decides not to knock me off and allow me to live a nice long and happy life. Have a great day and don't knock off too many people, lols. Smile.
• United States
18 May 09
I wouldn't want God's job either...... but some days I would like to have the ability to knock off a few people.. especially at 6 am while in my car and some half brained ninny cuts me off in traffic! hahaha!
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
18 May 09
well since my list of who to knock off would be overwhelmingly huge and would probably consume my ENTIRE "GOD day" thinking of appropriate, unusual, and just downright fun ways of exacting my revenge on all those celebrities, politicians, and normal everyday a$$holes that have worked their way under my skin all these years.... that probably wouldn't leave me much time to think of anyone to bestow my blessings on.......so I would just have to give them to myself...........feel free to pick up any blessings that happen to drip on the floor.
• United States
18 May 09
hey mlkpopm...... while yer down there can ya find me a blessing too?? gosh! that totally sounded bad!! LMAO!!!!!!
@rainmark (4306)
18 May 09
Well it's kinda fun but if ever, i'll knock off those people who used and treat me like a crap, dirty politicians lolz. Im going to stick my fingers to them and boom they will become a frog lolz. Im getting nuts!
• United States
18 May 09
excellent choice!!!!! hahaha!
• United States
19 May 09
Hmmm lets see... I wouldn't knock off anybody.. but I would most certainly make the lives of a few folks un freaking bearable..lol.. I'd make the tongue of my Ex's Ex girlfriend swell up to the size of a tennis ball so she was unable to speak ... my highschool PE teacher would be on the list. I would make it so she was hit at least 10 times during any game that involved a ball of some sort (none to lightly I might add..lol)
@Rainegurl (2158)
• Philippines
19 May 09
Hi, Little Stormy I do not want to knock anyone off. I just want to knock some sense to several people. First on the list are the politicians who think that people are sooo stupid they make up stories, sensationalize every minuscule or untrue issue and make a big fuss on some trivial matters while there are a lot of other things that are killing their constituents! Huh! Um, I changed my mind. I want to bump them off now. And I want to knock some sense to those people who believe those politicians. Open your eyes, people! Er, thank your for this opportunity