Do you fart in your seat, like where you are sitting now?
May 26, 2009 11:48pm CST
Yup, I am guilty... Are you? This can be disgusting in a way... Funny in another... But at where you are sitting, right now, have you farted in your seat before? Or have you farted in your seat in public areas, restaurants, public transports, etc? What would your reaction be??? I just realised this may be a repeated discussion.. haha.. but i still want to share... I find my reaction funny... haha... maybe will bring a smile on your face... I have to admit, i fart in my seat in where I am sitting now.. haha.. My reaction? I would try to look around without turning my head... haha... Trying to see if anyone smell something bad or hear something they shouldn't... Thinking deeply and more far-fetched.. haha.. I realised I do fart silently in public transport before.. Guilty as I am, I don't see anybody realising there is a fart out in the air... LOL... Then I realised would you be disgusted if you know someone else actually farted in where you are sitting in now? Especially in public internet cafes? It is not like the fart would stay on the seat or pass on to the next person when he/she sits... But would you be disgusted by the thought?? okay, i am asking a little too much... just share if you want to...
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28 May 09
lol =D I dun think i ever farted in public because i'm someone whom does not fart much.. haha =D TO me, it's ok to fart and it's something uncontrollable.. hehe ^_^ So, why be embarassed?? Though one might attract stares or suspicious looks from strangers, but i will still feel good because i get to clear my 'system'.. haha =D So in actual fact, they are lookin at me with envy instead.. lol =D I wont care if the seat i'm on, has got fart or not because the smell wont stay there for sure.. IMagine those older aunties, whom used to pat the seats before sitting down?? lol =D
4 Jun 09
LOL... There are times where when you alight at a destination, you discover a number of people alight too... Sometimes, they go in the same direction as you.. So if you go to a nearby food court to meet some friends, and coincidentally, you see the same people you saw back on the bus/train... Of course you would tend to wonder why are they here for, etc... That is when you notice things you shouldn't... haha...
27 May 09
There's an old saying that goes like this: 'In church or chapel, or wherever you may be, lift up a cheek and let the wind blow free.' All old sayings are grounded in truth, of course. The operative phrase here is 'lift up a cheek.' This serves 2 purposes. 1) You won't make your teeth rattle from the reverberations on the cushion. 2) If you are actually mistaken, and the fart is not a fart but the signal that you need the bathroom, you won't stain the seat! Yes, when I have to, I fart. Better out than in, as they say, and it's a perfectly natural bodily function. I live in Spain, and we eat a lot of bean stews, so as you can imagine, I have lots of episodes of natural bodily functions! If I am in compayn and I feel one coming on, I try and get away to drop one, but as frequent farters probably know, movement seems to hurry it along! Great topic - perhaps we should start a 'Fascinated by Farts' club?
27 May 09
An old saying?? Really? Amazing... Seriously, I don't understand the first purpose... But I would agree with the second purpose as it happens to me at times, signals to visit the bathroom... My body would only let air out on a more frequent basis when I eat something with lots of onions... I have never tried bean stew... But is it good, minus the after effect of course? LOL... Fascinated by Farts Club??? So one of the criteria to join the club is to fart?
27 May 09
woo... I see... So you would actually hold it in and go somewhere to release it?? Funny to think about it.. But it is very considerate of you.. Where would you actually release it?? Toilets or just any place where there is no one around?? What if you are seated? Do you just stand up and walk to somewhere comfortable and fart? I think I would just feel weird...
27 May 09
woo.... that is loud... LOL... That is quite gentleman of you not farting in front of your girlfriend... Not many guys would do that. My boyfriend wouldn't care less... He thinks I should accept as he is and he accept as how I am... At least he is not pretending to be somebody he is not, he says... Which somehow to a certain extend, I am glad. Thanks for sharing!
28 May 09
I am guilty of farting here at home. I love farting for fun purposes and not to annoy anyone. My husband is the only person who laughs at me and get rid of me when I fart and we both laugh. When he farts and I am beside him I also run away and laugh. The funniest thing is that he sprays an air freshener every time he hears me fart but when I fart silently he always tells me that I fart too much and the smell is terrible. He always convince me to go to the bathroom and release whatever toxic I have inside. He is really frank and I am used to it because it makes me feel the winner when I fart and he smells the terrible odor. But when we are in public we never do it. We respect the right of each and everyone to fresh air and so we do not contribute to the pollution. When we accidentally fart, we move away and we just admit to each other that one of us just farted and then we will laugh again. That is how funny and how cool we are. We do not get annoyed to our own fart but with other people's fart yes we get irritated. We just fart most at home and they should too, not in public. But if accidentally done then just move away.
28 May 09
hi Yori88, You and your husband has a good sense of humour... It is good to be frank up front then not say anything and gets angry later... Both of you are very considerate... There are people who doesn't care less... Thanks for sharing! Have a nice day ahead!