Which one of y'all panda spanked the ranking system?

@James72 (26829)
Australia
June 9, 2009 6:33am CST
'Fess up now! It seems the more I panda spank, the further down the ranking list I go! Has this ever happened to anyone else? Have you ever tried really hard to stay at the top of a particular ranking, yet the more effort you put in, the harder it seems to become and the further you slide? I'm quite perplexed actually..... I've written the most panda spanking discussions by a long shot; replied to EVERY single panda spanking discussion ever written;..... Jeez, I even started the damn interest category..... And I'm still going backwards? Yeah, I guess I'm having a dummy spit! DAGNABBIT! So why IS this the case you reckon? Hormones in chicken? Global warming? Is the WWF working behind the scenes and trying to send me subliminal threats? My panda's gonna be getting a right royal POUNDING over the next few days I'm telling ya!
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30 responses
• United States
9 Jun 09
I only tried to stay in the top of the rankings here, once. However, as you know, most of the time I am all over the place, so .........ehhhh, who cares? I guess I can understand how this would upset you, though. After all, you are the founder of this great organization, you SHOULD be at the top of the list! Bettcha it's a conspiracy. SOMEBODY is trying to give you the boot, buddy. The Panda Mob is after ya. Watch your back!
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• United States
9 Jun 09
Oh! I know what it is! It's the polar bears and penguins! Best hide the duct tape, dude!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Its the polar bears and penguins AGAIN? Is there an echo on mylot today or somethin'? Maybe it was deja vu..... The Panda Mob were an issue once before, but they were spanked back into submission. I guess it's time to confront them head on again. * Sigh * Last time this happened there was a black and white frenzy! From a distance it looked like Michael Jackson trying to kick the crap out of himself! I'll watxch my back alright, but those panda's in the mob sure as heck better be watchin' their butts!
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• United States
9 Jun 09
Heehee! Mental image of pandas walking by, James turning around to watch their furry little butts waddling past him.
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@mathss1 (1181)
• United States
9 Jun 09
The curse of the pandas is upon you my friend stop spanking them or they may spank your rank (Mathss is serious ) I'll plus you back to the top
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
There's a "Spank your rank" curse? I don't recall seeing any references to that in the ancient panda spanking archives? Good Lord, this could get scary! The fact that you're being serious is probably even more scary than that is though!
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@mathss1 (1181)
• United States
9 Jun 09
I can feel the curse it's getting me Ahh! Mathss Rests in peace
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
I'll send flowers and a card, don't worry! lol.
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@savak03 (6678)
• United States
9 Jun 09
Not only am I not, nor have I ever been, top ranked in any category, I am not even on the board. Once I thought about trying to work my way up the scale but I decided it wasn't worth the effort. I really don't know how they decide where on the list to put you anyway. There is probably some secret formula.
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@mathss1 (1181)
• United States
9 Jun 09
It depends on the +'s It's an open secret
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
I have no idea how the algo for this stuff works and I have no intentions of trying to find out either! I just assumed that if I started the most discussions and provided the most responses overall, then I'd stay number one? I guess I couldn't be more wrong on that front if I tried! All in all it's not a big deal, I'm just puzzled I guess.
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@savak03 (6678)
• United States
9 Jun 09
Well, James, I think you have every right to be affronted. After all this category wouldn't even be here if not for your genius. How dare they take you off the top of the list. Let's all write a letter to our congressman.
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@royal52gens (5380)
• United States
9 Jun 09
I have no idea why that is happening to you. Who did you upset this week? Did you forget to pay the protection money again? A "royal" pounding?? How did I get involved in this?? huh?
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
How could I do anything in life and not be thinking of you royal? (Nice save there, yes? lol) I would like to think that I upset at least one person EVERY week, so this can't be it! I'll have to increase the bribe money to the animal protection agencies I guess. Damn those save the panda zealots. We're HELPING the panda's for God's sake, can they not see this???
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• United States
11 Jun 09
Ohhh, so true. So true indeed. Should I be a bit jealous of Carmine? Is there another woman?
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
16 Jun 09
There's ALWAYS another woman when it comes to guys like this!
@wildcat48 (782)
• United States
9 Jun 09
maybe you are trying to hard,relax,and it summer more people are out enjoy them self .you are still on top of my list.i enjoy every thing you right.
@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
What a nice thing to say wildkat, you ain't so bad yourself! Panda Spanking IS my relaxation by the way! A release of sorts..... I just find the whole circumstance odd is all. Anyways, a good dummy spit every now and then is healthy right?
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
I spelt your name with a K instead of a C! (K for Kool of course!) My bad.
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• United States
9 Jun 09
sorry write,every one need a way to let it go ,once in a while.how have you been?i listen to music and dance.to let go.but i do love to read what you and s.bear write,you make my world just right
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@calyxus (827)
• Philippines
9 Jun 09
Uhm maybe you spanked the panda too hard?...
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
This is always in the back of my mind calyxus, so I'm very, very careful to never spank too hard! Maybe I need to buy some better quality bamboo?
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@calyxus (827)
• Philippines
9 Jun 09
Oh I guess I have to lend you my fly swatter... It could be a good Panda spanker, you know... Yeah!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Sure, why not..... I'm all for modernization!
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@Margarit (3677)
• Philippines
9 Jun 09
Well, the world just turned around James, The more you post the further you become. or maybe you are over the limit which makes you move backwards. I guess you stop posting for a while at let see if you get want you really deserved. Seriously, life is like that, their is always up and down, so others have the chance to make it on top.
@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Yeah, yeah, yeah...... Give OTHERS the chance to shine! LMAO. It's all good, really! I just got a shock is all. I thought for a minute there I'd either angered the Panda Spanking Gods, or I'd accidentaly stumbled into a parallel universe? Maybe it's a sign from above that I'm taking some things in life WAY too seriously? Spank on!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
Don't forget to add "and 3 steps sideways!"
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• United States
10 Jun 09
Yes, give others the chance to shine. If they fail to shine, you still win.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Jun 09
I pay no attention to my ranking on anything whatsoever. But you are the official king of panda spanking, never mind the ranking. :-)
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Thanks Dawn! This is the only interest that I watch my ranking on 'cos I started it. I don't monitor my ranking in any of the others at all. I think I'm gonna have to start bribing people!
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Jun 09
ooh ooh you can bribe me with chocolate!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
* James hands Dawn a car sized block of Lindt *
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
9 Jun 09
It wasn't me I swear..lol I do hope that you will be able to float back up to the top. I don't think I am even in the top ten of any of the rankings I don't really think about it much though. Maybe it is those darn squirrels squirreling it away? Well, I read in one of the post on one of the previous pages of this discussion that it is the plus signs that counts, I always give your discussions plus signs, and Today as a bonus..I plused all of your responses to his discussion.. so hope it helps some..
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
9 Jun 09
sorry..his should be This
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Ah, it's all good, I just got a bit puzzled by it all more than anything else! I don't tale any notice of my ranking in any other interests, but because I started this one, I've always kept an eye on my position. It was strange to see such a drop overnight and it makes no sense at all, but things happen! I never considered that squirrels might be involved! lol. Thanks Becca, I'll always panda spank regardless and I appreciate your positive ratings when we interact. I of course do the same!
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
13 Jun 09
Thanks I really appreciate that James..Well, I am off to bed..I have little sis in the morning and she will be bouncing off the walls..school is out now her last day was Thursday. Lord help me now..lol
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@reckon21 (3487)
• Philippines
9 Jun 09
Chillax my friend. Sometimes you have to accept things for the moment. Let the waves ride and when everything is going slow...fight back..,just kidding. Don't worry everything will return to normal.
@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
I enjoy wave surfing very much, so I may just take that advice! OK, I'll CHILLAX! lol. I'm not a fan of normal either by the way. Normal's WEIRD!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Jun 09
LOL James, I hear ya. My own 'sparkofinsanity' category is driving me nuts. I post the most discussions in it, answer all the responses, and I've not been number 1 in it for months! And I can't find out who number one is either which is really annoying! LOL Is your Panda spanking my category too? Bad Panda. Spank the Panda. HARD! ROFL
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
Well your category DOES have the word "isnanity" in it, so what did you expect? Maybe there's some subliminal back-end link between our categories then? God help us all! (Number one in your category at the moment is jeffela by the way) I shall continue to spank and will do so with abandon, for setbacks such as these shall never dampen my spirit!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
How did gender preferences come into this Alice? LMAO
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
Is that it? Wasn't spandex involved too?
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@mysdianait (64056)
• Italy
9 Jun 09
I never look at ranks and who is where but... to answer your question... I do remember a good friend who wanted to be the number 1 banana and wanted a hand (or two) to get him up I will never forget that!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
We can be number one as a fruit? Liberace did it for years, so I guess this is proof that it's possible! I don't look at any other rank of mine either, but I do take note of this category because I started it! It's no biggie in the overall scheme of things and I just found it odd is all. I'll claw my way back, it's my destiny! lol.
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@mysdianait (64056)
• Italy
9 Jun 09
There has to ne a #1 in everything including fruits here I suppose. Where there's a will there's a way (heheeeeeee )
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Yes, you're certainly right there. No matter what the category, SOMEONE is going to be the leader! I wonder if there's an interest called "Number 1"? Being the number 1 in Number 1 could be interesting! Dagnabbit, I have to go to bed as it's late here now. G'Night MysD.
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@elitess (5072)
• Ipswich, England
9 Jun 09
A ha ha ha ha ha. 4th place James ? This is mutiny ! They have betrayed you... the dirty traitors. Anyway James, don't worry, there is no sugar. Keep spanking that panda, and you will be up there in no time ... or not. Maybe you should try spanking another panda, or just more than one ?
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
There's no sugar??? lol. I was thinking that it might be time to trade-in my panda for a younger model actually. I could put the current one in a nice, big and juicy bamboo field and let him retire happily! I'll need to keep the old AND the new one for a while at least though because there's traini9ng to be done. Hmmmmmm, I really do need to think about this some more. I shall shine once more!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
But the new one's kinda like an apprentice! I need the old one to show him the ropes!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
lol. Well, I was talking about a different kind of ropes here, but yes, a bit of mild bondage is par for the course. It IS panda spanking after all!
@cynthiann (18619)
• Jamaica
9 Jun 09
I'm perplexed. Do not be alarmed at this because I get perplexed easily. I've led such a sheltered life. Okay. Now can you please explain to this lady of mature years, what exactly is panda spanking? Is it someone rating you negatively? But you have an excellent rating so i do not understand . Can you enlighten me?
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
9 Jun 09
Perplexed is good, I'm all for a heathy dose of confusion every now and then and practice it myself regularly! The best way for me to explain Panda Spanking is to provide you with the very first discussion explaining what it's all about. Here it is: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1784989.aspx It's most definitely not anything negative, but a metaphor for insanity and fun! Good luck, 'cos once you're aware, there's no turning back! lol.
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@cynthiann (18619)
• Jamaica
10 Jun 09
Wheeeee! I've just experienced a 'road to Damascus' moment. You mean that I am not odd - that I have found a place to belong! Will you accept me and my panda, seven goats, two pigs and one parrot in your panda spanking discussions? Oh, I left out the banana trees. Oh and a potato plant growing in a tyre and four cherry tomatoes?
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
I love it when people find an immediate affinity with this interest! I can assure you that you're most certainly not odd at all too! Yourself and every animal you can imagine is welcomed with open arms of course. Bring Noah's Ark if ya like!
• India
10 Jun 09
The WWF working behind the scenes alright ! I bet there are pandas in T shirts and glasses (no pants !) sitting (sitting ? How do they sit on that spanked...... ???) there moderating your discussions... But as you are everybody's favorite panda spanker, the panda guys can't do anythin to your panda rank, right ? So there you are, I bet they have created their own profiles and everytime you post a response, they just pull up their pants and start givin you -ve.... Oh wait, I'm sorry, they don't wear pants, well then I guess, they rub their spanked bottoms and start rating you.... What say ???
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• India
10 Jun 09
ok ok, read it again... Well so, te pandas can take revenge however loved you are !!!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
They may challenge my online panda spanking rank, but they'll never weaken the strength of the panda spanking power in my heart and soul! The pandas definitely are better off without pants, that's a given! Spanking through a pair of jeans or shorts just doesn't work too well I'm afraid. T-shirts aren't an issue though and my panda's currently wearing one with an ABBA logo on it! I considered it might be panda retaliation that was affecting my rank here, but they've always loved the spank, so this can't be it? Oh well, stranger things have happened and shall spank on!
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@coolcoder (2020)
• United States
9 Jun 09
Okay, clue me in. What, exactly is panda spanking? This is the first I've ever heard of this.
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
Here's the first panda spanking discussion that explains everything coolcoder: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1784989.aspx
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
You sing it Sister! lol.
• China
11 Jun 09
yeah panda only live good inour country:China
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
11 Jun 09
You're very lucky then mumuamumu! Many of us would love to have all that panda spanking on tap. Welcome to mylot too.
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@paula27661 (15899)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
I cannot be bothered with any rankings, too much work...There are percentages, stars and now interest rankings? It’s too much for a cat like me! I can appreciate that being the founding father of this fine establishment you want to be up the top there but what can you do? I don’t think you can do any more than what you are already doing...
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
Are you a CAT Paula? Well I never! I always thought you were a lovely lady from Perth? lol. I'm not bothered with any other rankings either and to be honest, to slip here like I have isn't the end of the world either! I just got a bit of a shock is all as it totally defied reasoning in my opinion. No matter, I'll keep on spanking on as God intended! You're 100% right though, it IS what it is, so I should just do what I do!
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• China
10 Jun 09
Did not dere to imagine,in fact,I am also very fond of the giant panda
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
As am I longshaoxian! I've always loved pandas and always will. We don't spank them too hard, so don't worry! lol.
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@alokn99 (5717)
• India
10 Jun 09
Simple Panda jealousy. They don't get it i think. It's about spanking your Panda and not trying to tickle someone else's. You keep pounding the Panda James and you will have the support of the Panda band of followers to ensure that you reach the top once again.
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
10 Jun 09
Destiny will put me back there eventually Alok! 'Tis a sign from the panda spanking Gods for me to pull my socks up and not get too serious with anything I think. Pound I shall, spank I will; and tickling is on the back burner for a while too. To add a panda twist to a Braveheart line: "They can take my rank, but they'll never take..... MY FREEEDOM (To panda spank and love it regardless of my ranking)"
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