What are you doing, bunny???

United States
August 10, 2009 12:54pm CST
The FUNNIEST thing happened to me the other day that I will never forget. I was coming home from a midnight showing of a movie at the theaters with a friend of mine, so we are driving home at like 3 in the morning. We are so sleep deprived that we have the giggles already and we somehow missed the first turn into my neighborhood to get home. So lucky for us, the next turn connects to my street as well, so we turn in and do a kind of U-turn thing when all of a sudden... A BUNNYYYY. He was just sitting there in the middle of the street! And lucky for him, I wasn't going very fast so I slowed and waited for him to move out of the way, like, "MOVE BUNNYYYYY!" because my crazy tired self started to talk out loud to a bunny who could neither hear me nor understand me. So you'd assume that the bunny would hop out of the way, right? Don't birds do that too? "Oh, crap, a car is coming! Gotta move!" And they move, right?! WRONG. The bunny came RUNNING AT MY CAR! I started screaming and dramatically slammed on the breaks (even though I was only going 5mph already) and was yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BUNNY????? ARE YOU CRAZY!?" Then proceeded to crack up laughing at myself for screaming like an idiot at a rabbit as the bunny changed direction and finally hopped away. Now, I don't know if this is just hilarious because of how tired we were, or because of how dramatically I can explain the whole story, but I thought this would be a great story to share. Hahahaha.
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4 responses
• Singapore
16 Aug 09
Hahahahah! OMG! Bunnies are sooooooo adorable and cuuuute! I really wished that you had taken a pic of the bunny or something! Have you eaten rabbit meat before? They sell it in Malaysia though and I had taken a bite and it was so tender. My fiancee was of course mad as hell when I told her tah and she refused to talk to me for weeks because I had eaten rabbit meat before. I had two bunnies before. A black and off-white coloured rabbit. They are called Merah (Red, in Malay Language)and Telur (Egg, in Malay Language)By the way? What happened to the bunny in the end?? Did you keep it? Or just let it be? It probably had a Master and ran away or something. Poor bunny.
• United States
17 Aug 09
Aw. Haha. I don't know. It ran off while my friend and I were giggling. Hehe.
• Singapore
18 Aug 09
It ran off? really? Awww....poor bunny! Must have have been scared off by the headlights of your car or something. I wonder if it's still alive?*sob* I am an animal lover as you might have guessed by now. I have a soft spot for them. I especially like cubs in the cat family. So cute! I once worked as a zookeeper you know and I personally helped to deliver an albino tiger cub!
• United States
18 Aug 09
That's awesome! I looooove cats. They're just so pretty! Hehe.
@VANILLAREY (1473)
• India
26 Aug 09
I don't find your actions funny. Because I sometimes talk to websites for running slow. My imaginations did make me smile. I imagined your bunny situation together with an action movie like Hulk. When the bunny saw your car coming towards straight at him. He turned green and charged towards your car and gave bunny punch which sent your car flying. Imagine it in slow motion and you might feel like laughing. Of course, you press the ejection button and parachute safely to your house.
• United States
26 Aug 09
HA! That's awesome. I need to make a short cartoon or comic about that now. If you don't mind me using the idea that is. Hehe.
• United States
10 Aug 09
Haha, well....thank god the bunny is alright. Animals just appear in strange places. I've heard of this couple waking up and there was a deer that broke the window and ended up in their living room.
@kykidd (6824)
• United States
10 Aug 09
That is hilarious. I don't know what makes animals react or not react like they do. But you would think that since it was dark, and there probably wasn't much other form of life moving around, that the bunny would be well aware of your presence. I know I tend to get the giggles when I am tired like that as well, so I can imagine how funny the situation must have been to you. Thanks for sharing your story, and have a great day here on myLot!