What are the fake reasons you give while taking leave for your work..........

everybody i work with or i become close with knows so well how bad my migraines are... so when i want to leave so badly, i use it as my excuse... and i get away with it...lolz............ i try not to do it as often though.... but, hey..it worked for me!

hehe..the most common reason or excuse that im using is that i am sick...haha was it not feeling well, head ache, fever...lbm! anything! haha sometimes im telling that we have important matters to attend to...something like that...:-)

THe common and easiest is "I can't come because I'm sick" Specially after the swine flu break, If I told my employee that I think I catch a cold, and they not even ask any further, just stay home and don't bring the disease to work place.

Well, the easiest and most convenient reason to give will be, i'm sick.. lol =D That's the only leave i will be taking.. hehe ^_^ So far in my work or wherever i'm, i have never taken any other leave, as i dun see the need to. haha =D I will just accumulate it till end of the year or mid year, before clearing them.. lol =D As such, i dun need any fake reasons to take leave, when the company will automatically wanna me to take leave.. lol =D

I am able to request specific days off from work for appointments etc as long as I put in the required hours and all the shifts are covered. If the requests are not granted, I can sometimes swap a shift with someone else. If I'm genuinely feeling too ill to go in I'd ring as early as possible and tell the truth. I dont work full-time hours so I dont need to bunk off. However, there have been times when they've rung to ask if I'll do an extra shift & my husband has told them I'm not home. I do know someone who said that his sister had given birth to a baby boy & the whole family were going to visit for the weekend, so he needed the Friday off. He even gave the time/place/weight/names... but he didn't actually have a sister.

The most common alibi that anyone could state from leaving from work is that he or she is sick. Why I say that? It is because I had done it myself. I think that is the only valid reason I could think. I know that it was not right, but I got to do what I got to do.

I'm not feeling well. My head aches. although really most of the time my head aches. It can be I have flu or I was send an errand or it's my mom's birthday or I accompany my mom for check up.

I call in sick, or having guests. Who is doubting anyway??? I think everybody knows that we are bluffing and so they dont bother doubting at all. :-) Pity, if they did, they would be in for surprise!

I have read the comments people made on this discussion and most of the people agreed on the headache or flu excuse, together with the stomachache. I think those are the common excuse people give because it's the easiest. I can't say i had an accident or was in the operating room for a day or two. They would ask for the docs certificate...I cant show it since i have none lol. Don't wanna kick out of my work so better to make fake reasons or "aches" that easy come easy go.

I think the most original one I've ever faked was 'pink eye' but thats it. lol. Usually I just go along with the 'food poisoning' or 'I woke up with an upset stomach'. Those ones are pretty simple and easy. lol. And no one questions it really.

The most common reason is not feeling well, or having pain in leg or fever and stuff,easiest would be need to attend a function in my house or closest relatives house.....