Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven...

United States
August 31, 2009 12:41am CST
I just got this and thought I would share it here as I think we need a break from the seriousness that many of us are dealing with... It was in an email that my sister sent me today... I am figuring you know who Forrest Gump was... but if you do not, he was the main character in a movie in which he managed to be the hero of everything despite the fact that he did not have book smarts. He is most famous for this saying, "Life is box of chocolates..." as in you never know what you will get until you bite into it. "FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates , met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.' Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.' St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?' Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.' Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.' The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?' asked St. Peter. 'How many seconds in a year ? Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.' Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?' Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.... ' 'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter. 'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name'? 'Sure,' Forrest replied, 'it's Andy.' 'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. 'Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?' 'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song, ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.' St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: 'Run, Forrest, run!'
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3 responses
• Pamplona, Spain
13 Dec 09
Hiya whiteheron, I love this story or article if everyone were like Forrest Gump at heart there would be no more troubles ever ever. All negative events would cease to exist. I loved Forrest Gump and still remember that Film. All I can say is I love Forrest Gump. Well done for this discussion.
• United States
13 Dec 09
Thanks for your comment... I am glad you liked the story re: Forrest Gump.
@Lakota12 (42794)
• United States
1 Sep 09
always thought this was a good one thanks for the laugh love readig it again
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@jillhill (37354)
• United States
31 Aug 09
So very cute! I loved it and it just goes to show how differently people think....and he wasn't wrong..just thought of it differently! Thanks for the smile today!
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