what would you do if you uncontrollably farted out loud...

fart - farted loud in public
@victorywp (3526)
Malaysia
October 7, 2009 6:08am CST
...in a lift full of people & it is going up from level 1 to level 20? as for me... i will... quickly press level 2 & get myself out as quickly as possible to hide myself before anyone recognizes me! LOL! (i believe people inside there will go out as well. nobody would like to suffer sniffing fart all the way to level 20! LOL!) i would be sorry for them if ever it happens in my real life. LOL!
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@PeacefulWmn9 (10424)
• United States
7 Oct 09
I think this may actually happen to each of us at least once in our lifetimes lol. Several things come to mind as how to handle this. 1. Gasp, look around, and plug your nose. This gives others the impression that is was NOT you who farted. 2. To own the fart as your own, giggle and say, "Oops!" This makes light of it all. 3. Look mortified, hide your face behind your hands, and make a hasty exit at the very next floor. 4. Show no reaction whatsoever. This can make people wonder who did it, or assume that you didn't even notice anything! Hahaha...have a happy, gas-free day! Karen
• India
7 Oct 09
i like your sense of humor mate. but the points you listed down are really the things which i do,lolz ! i totally agree with you because whatever you said makes sense.
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@JenInTN (27565)
• United States
7 Oct 09
Nice list!
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
yeah, nice list. that's all the popular top 4 reaction people do nowadays. LOL!
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• Malaysia
9 Oct 09
This is a funny question because it happens every day in our lives. If there are full of people in the lift, it would be easier to pretend that you haven't do anything, but in real life, sometimes, there are only 2 or 3 people, so, everyone I assume would just keep quiet and curse in their hearts! There is a joke about this about some people boarding a bus. Everyone was so silence when someone farted. So, when they all went down to the next stop, the bus driver called, "Hey, the one who farted just now has not paid yet..." Suddenly, a man responded with an angry voice, "Where got, I've paid you already!!!"
@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
9 Oct 09
LOL! that's funny! i guessed that you are either a malaysian or a singaporean because of the "where got" phrase. i checked your profile & i am right! you are a malaysian! that makes the whole joke even funnier because it is malaysian made. feels like at home!:)
• Malaysia
9 Oct 09
It was actually in local slang, so, I guess that's the closest phrase I could think of!
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
9 Oct 09
yeah i know because i'm from there too. LOL!
• Singapore
8 Oct 09
I would just say "Oops" and walk away
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
just oops but no sorry? LOL!
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• Singapore
8 Oct 09
How rude of me, an "Opps sorry" and walk away of course...
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
that sounds a lot better. at least 100 times better than me running away without saying a word. LOL!
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@ronnyb (6120)
• Jamaica
8 Oct 09
I look around in disgust and say wow that was nasty while looking accusingly at some poor baastard but not saying that its him joking lol.I would do like you say,keep quiet until I can take myself away from the scene of the crime and if I cant do that and everyone knows that its me,I will just say sorry
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
9 Oct 09
LOL! i have another idea. i will sniff the fart back until all the smell is gone. just kidding... LOL!
@naka75 (797)
• Singapore
7 Oct 09
Well for me I'm good at acting indifferently to the smell if I happen to be the one. Maybe I will rub my noise gently and act as if nothing has happened. I don't need to get out of the lift when I'm in a rush, the rest of the people are the ones to get out! LOL!
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
that's true. we don't afraid to smell our own fart. LOL! but if we are the only one left inside the lift, that's too obvious that we own it.:D
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@JenInTN (27565)
• United States
7 Oct 09
I would die right there..lol...I would get out of there as quick a I could and use a couple of pointers from the list one of your responders left.
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
maybe you can try to convince everyone inside there that you drink fragrances & perfumes everyday. LOL!
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@jesssp (2742)
• Canada
7 Oct 09
I would definitely do the take a sniff and look around with a grossed out look on my face thing. Maybe look at someone else with the 'eww, can you believe someone would do that!' look on my face. I wouldn't own it, I guess I'm just to proud to admit I fart!
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
LOL! but don't you think that's too obvious? usually people won't sniff others' fart, right?:D i would say "hi all, i am peter (a person that i dislike) working at abc company at 12th floor & i felt so comfortable after farted just now". LOL!
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@venshida (4837)
• United States
7 Oct 09
How embarassing, heck I would get out there as fast as lightening.
@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
imagine if there is a sudden blackout & everyone locked inside a lift. suddenly there is a sound of farting. how will you react if you are one of the people inside the lift?:D
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• India
7 Oct 09
LOL ! I never ever did it atleast Not Loud ! but if i ever happen to do so, then firstly i would just laugh out loud on myself and if some person saw me doing so..and stares on me then i would just hammer that guy asking "What ? Didn't You Ever Do It ? " rofl ! but i say it would be the worst situation to face,if it ever happen in public.
@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
LOL! that's so funny! actually you don't have to hammer that guy. you can tell him nicely "usually fart that comes out loud won't smell bad, if you don't believe me, try to smell.":D
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@berrys (865)
• Singapore
17 Oct 09
oh my god! i recall being around 10 years old and was playing hide and seek with all my friends that came over during a play date. i was hiding under a table (i was young and had no imagination of a better hiding place)anyways so i was there for quite a bit cause the seeker never thought of looking for people in the same room as himself (once again we were young so be nice), after being under a table for more than 10minutes i really had to fart and i thought so what there's no one with me anyways so of course i let one ripped! little did i know all my other friends were hiding in the same room too!!! luckily for me everyone was accusing this boy Ben for farting out loud and i just kept quiet and allowed him to be my escape goat. i know it was a rotten thing to do but i didn't want to be known as the girl who farted so i just kept my mouth shut. haha good old times.
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@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
18 Oct 09
little did you know that i was the boy ben you mentioned. until today i am still being recognized as the boy who farted out loud. just kidding!
@smsky2009 (455)
• United States
7 Oct 09
sick dude~!
@victorywp (3526)
• Malaysia
8 Oct 09
LOL! yeah! :D