running around committing crimes all day

@jb78000 (15173)
October 18, 2009 8:14am CST
what crimes do you think you would enjoy comitting? maybe you wouldn't actually do them but which seem fun to you? robbing banks, assassinating everybody you don't like, perhaps even blowing up places you used to work in. there are lots of options and at least one must seem appealing. personally i think livening up local banks etc with some wellchosen grafitti could be an enjoyable pastime. ps if you are already a hardened criminal then please tell us about what you do for a living... DISCLAIMER - THIS IS NOT A RECOMMENDATION FOR CRIME AS A CAREER CHOICE.
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@tdemex (3547)
• United States
18 Oct 09
I think I'd like to lock up everyone who doesn't agree with me! Not for a long time maybe 5 years or so! Do you agree this is a best response answer? tdemex
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
probably not, only if it the only one, otherwise certainly not. don't think you'll have the chance to do this anyway.
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@tdemex (3547)
• United States
18 Oct 09
OK! Be that way!
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
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@ZephyrSun (7385)
• United States
18 Oct 09
I would be happy if I could drive whatever speed I would like to, without getting a ticket.
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
move to greece.
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@thea09 (18327)
• Greece
18 Oct 09
Good one jb, never heard of a single person being done for speeding, probably because we don't have speed limits.
@ZephyrSun (7385)
• United States
18 Oct 09
I think I would love it there but, I would sure miss my blacktop roads
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
18 Oct 09
Wouldn't it be a splendid day when you could go to the mega mall and just pick up ANYTHING you wanted, ANYTHING AT ALL, and NOT have to pay for it? or at least not get in trouble for not paying for it????
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
so you want to be a top shoplifter eh jodi?
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
18 Oct 09
Not if I'm gonna get in trouble! I don't look good in handcuffs
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
i said a top shoplifter. a good one doesn't get caught
@thea09 (18327)
• Greece
18 Oct 09
Hi jb, if you're guaranteeing no getting caught here I'd be up for a bit of murder and mutilation if someone annoys me, but as everybody nearly is bigger than me I'd have to entice someone else to do the murdering bit for me and just help out with the mutilation.
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
thought you already did that. where do you get your severed heads from?
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@thea09 (18327)
• Greece
18 Oct 09
The butchers shop, why where do you get yours?
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
i have no interest in severed heads - human or not.
• Australia
19 Oct 09
Well, I can't say I'd actually enjoy it, but I could make a pretty good fist of justifying assassinating the truly evil people in the world - assuming I was sure that my definition of truly evil was at least within shouting distance of a universal one. And my purview goes well beyond mere sociopaths and psychopaths. Lash
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@jb78000 (15173)
20 Oct 09
oh dear. a serious criminal...
@mommyboo (13198)
• United States
18 Oct 09
Probably relieving people of random things.... you know, like cell phones, wallets, clothing (clothing would be funny). The best part would be to see how steamed people got, reaching for a cell phone, a wallet, only to discover it wasn't there. It'd be even funnier to see someone reaching into a POCKET that wasn't there to get a wallet that wasn't there because I stole their pants . I would only do this to people I didn't like, or people who had screwed over my friends. If you have a request, get in line, I imagine the line will get long pretty fast. I also think about setting a building on fire, a la Office Space. Disclaimer - I wouldn't do any of these things. I highly doubt anything like this could be accomplished anonymously without the help of super powers.
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
would indeed be tricky. i already have a vast list of people you could do this to when you discover how.
@Hatley (164485)
• Garden Grove, California
18 Oct 09
hi jb well since I have had a grudge against a certain branch manager of the library where I used to work, I would love to be able to make her out to have done some dastardly crime so I could see her go to prison just for maybe a year or too, just to get even with her firing me because I was almost eighty. of course she also got fired by the county librarian for letting me go because only of my age, discrimination against age. But it would be fun to sort of railroad her into an unpleasant jail for a while at least. this would of course be a white collar crime. I really am a wuss when it comes to crime. This is all only imagination of course.
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@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
sounds like she treated you very unfairly and this would be a fitting punishment
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Oct 09
Jewelry theft? Dawn the magic dragon sits on her sparkly hoard and snores out puffs of smoke contentedly dreaming of one day owning all the world's big gemstones.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Oct 09
or maybe I'll just stick all the rich people in FEMA trailers and stick all the poor people in mansions...
@jb78000 (15173)
20 Oct 09
you actually prefer gemstones to say chocolates? you can't eat gemstones. well you could but they'd be a bit too crunchy without much taste.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
20 Oct 09
Gemstones are quite useful for purchasing chocolates. It's all an evil plot...
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@sunny68 (1327)
• India
19 Oct 09
killing roaches......(that can be considered as a crime by some...)
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
poor little roaches. but surely you can do better than that sunny? after all this is not about crimes you have actually committed or will ever commit - it is all purely imaginary...
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
19 Oct 09
how about killing rats....i have never personally killed one nor i intend to....so i leave it to my imagination...
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
poor little imaginary rats
@Justonce (114)
• United States
19 Oct 09
HA HA HA You must be a cop. If I was into crime, the last time I would do is post it or give out my plans. But then again you might fool some people .
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
hello real criminal. everybody else is just sharing fantasies. you however clearly have something to hide...
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
19 Oct 09
Officer Blue Bunny, paging Officer BB to the restroom!
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@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
ok constable lynn. think you need to be more discreet in future.
@jwpseno (60)
• Philippines
19 Oct 09
When I was young, I wanted to be an assassin. hehe. I think assassinating for money is a cool way to be a criminal. Its cool when I have this double personality that I can kill with no conscience but I act nice to everyone. LOL. For past time I think harassing the politicians, actors and actress to make them talk about their scandals at a national television, then after they said it, I will laugh hard then just leave them. hehe.
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
you're a little scary jwpseno. at least you were until you turned into a tabloid journalist...
@jb78000 (15173)
20 Oct 09
and acarier
@celticeagle (119857)
• Boise, Idaho
23 Oct 09
I would love to be a gem theif. Inspired by the old movie 'It Takes A Thief' with Grace Kelly and Cary Grant. But update it to the one with Sean Connery where he gets the gal to dance through the light detectors and make it to the stand where the gem is kept. Or even the one with Shirley Maclaine and Michael Caine. I would love that! Robbing a bank would be fun but few hold enough money to really make it worth my while now days. Ya, I guess those two would have to be my favorites. Killing might be fun to fantasize over but too messy to really undertake.
@jb78000 (15173)
23 Oct 09
i've seen that one. in fact i've recently seen an swful lot of old films because my mother for some reason decided i was interested and stocked up on cheap copies last time she was in china. now you have obviously thought a bit about this and i approve your choice of crime, will just point out though that murdering people does not have to be messy if you do it right... [vegetarian rabbit that wouldn't even kill a fly hops off]
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@celticeagle (119857)
• Boise, Idaho
25 Oct 09
I meant 'messy' on a more psychological level, Dear.
• Philippines
19 Oct 09
I think I would shoplift in all those stores that I don't even bother to take a second look, cause I know one pair of jeans could cost me my whole month salary. lol. Well, even if I just can get one piece from every store, I'll be a very happy girl.
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
just don't get arrested.
• Philippines
20 Oct 09
I won't. It would spoil all the fun if I get arrested.. And how would I enjoy the "fruits" of my "labor" if I'm in jail? LOL.
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@Louc74 (620)
18 Oct 09
I'd become a politician, then I could steal, cheat, and defraud the taxpayer without ever having to be held responsible for it. Easy peasy!
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
too easy. and some here got caught out recently. they'd all been cheating on their expenses claims for years - took a while but they got found out eventually.
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
oops, just checked your profile. you'll know all about this one. bet they still cheat in other ways though...
@voldrox (7204)
• India
18 Oct 09
Hi jb, i would want to send threat mails to Obama!... and put some trojan viruses in his computer, ruin his garden, kidnap his dog!
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
hello obama supporter. so you are into mainly petty vandalism. what kind of dog does he have - is it worth dognapping?
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@voldrox (7204)
• India
19 Oct 09
well umm not really an obama supporter, just neutral, have been hearing this name a lot lately so i thought why not bother him... and yeah he has a Portuguese water dog named Bo ... probably my dear friend would like it, she likes dogs... good enough reason for me to dognap... yeah
@zzxxcc (1)
• India
19 Oct 09
My account is not working
@jb78000 (15173)
19 Oct 09
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@erikmama (12929)
• United States
18 Oct 09
This is a really good one! GREAT IDEA! For me what would be more fun than robbing a bank? Wow, the chance of getting oodles and oodles of money! I really wouldnt wanna kill anyone,as I think it is His job to do that. There are a few people's azz i'd like to kick. It'd also be tons of fun to shoplift. See it, take it,it's mine.YAH!! very good discussion!!
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
finders keepers is the rule. just cos you found it in a shop should not matter.
@Sandra1952 (6052)
• Spain
18 Oct 09
Well, Judith, I'd love to steal Jordan's silicone implants while she slept. I bet she wouldn't be so keen on getting herself plastered all over the newspapers without her supporting act! I'd quite like to poison my ex husband, but the swine spoiled my fun by dying of a heart attack. That was his trouble - he never liked to see me happy.
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
she has a silicon implant for a brain i suspect as well as the ones you are thinking of. that or woodshavings.
@coffeeshot (3786)
• Australia
18 Oct 09
Wow this is a great topic! Now I'd like to make this clear. I am not a criminal, I have never committed an offence (well, never been csught ) and I am not violent. However, I would probably enjoy doing what Dexter Morgan does. Finding the scum who get away with horrific crimes and then chop them up and dump them out at sea. I'd target pedophiles and animal torturers and ...just general scum bags.
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
that is pretty violent coffeeshot...
@carmelbg (521)
18 Oct 09
I would love to steal a really fast sports car, probably a bugatti veyron(never going to be able to afford one), and speed around town as fast as I can. I love driving fast! I would then go rob a bank so I had a lot of cash which I would then go blow in Vegas, I would cheat in the casinos to get even more cash!! I would then sleep very soundly on a mattress stuffed with money.
@jb78000 (15173)
18 Oct 09
you have clearly already given this some thougt carmelbg