running around committing crimes all day

I think I'd like to lock up everyone who doesn't agree with me! Not for a long time maybe 5 years or so! Do you agree this is a best response answer? tdemex

I would be happy if I could drive whatever speed I would like to, without getting a ticket.

Probably relieving people of random things.... you know, like cell phones, wallets, clothing (clothing would be funny). The best part would be to see how steamed people got, reaching for a cell phone, a wallet, only to discover it wasn't there. It'd be even funnier to see someone reaching into a POCKET that wasn't there to get a wallet that wasn't there because I stole their pants . I would only do this to people I didn't like, or people who had screwed over my friends. If you have a request, get in line, I imagine the line will get long pretty fast. I also think about setting a building on fire, a la Office Space. Disclaimer - I wouldn't do any of these things. I highly doubt anything like this could be accomplished anonymously without the help of super powers.

Well, I can't say I'd actually enjoy it, but I could make a pretty good fist of justifying assassinating the truly evil people in the world - assuming I was sure that my definition of truly evil was at least within shouting distance of a universal one. And my purview goes well beyond mere sociopaths and psychopaths. Lash

Wouldn't it be a splendid day when you could go to the mega mall and just pick up ANYTHING you wanted, ANYTHING AT ALL, and NOT have to pay for it? or at least not get in trouble for not paying for it????

Hi jb, if you're guaranteeing no getting caught here I'd be up for a bit of murder and mutilation if someone annoys me, but as everybody nearly is bigger than me I'd have to entice someone else to do the murdering bit for me and just help out with the mutilation.

HA HA HA You must be a cop. If I was into crime, the last time I would do is post it or give out my plans. But then again you might fool some people .

hi jb well since I have had a grudge against a certain branch manager of the library where I used to work, I would love to be able to make her out to have done some dastardly crime so I could see her go to prison just for maybe a year or too, just to get even with her firing me because I was almost eighty. of course she also got fired by the county librarian for letting me go because only of my age, discrimination against age. But it would be fun to sort of railroad her into an unpleasant jail for a while at least. this would of course be a white collar crime. I really am a wuss when it comes to crime. This is all only imagination of course.

Jewelry theft? Dawn the magic dragon sits on her sparkly hoard and snores out puffs of smoke contentedly dreaming of one day owning all the world's big gemstones.

I would love to be a gem theif. Inspired by the old movie 'It Takes A Thief' with Grace Kelly and Cary Grant. But update it to the one with Sean Connery where he gets the gal to dance through the light detectors and make it to the stand where the gem is kept. Or even the one with Shirley Maclaine and Michael Caine. I would love that! Robbing a bank would be fun but few hold enough money to really make it worth my while now days. Ya, I guess those two would have to be my favorites. Killing might be fun to fantasize over but too messy to really undertake.

I think I would shoplift in all those stores that I don't even bother to take a second look, cause I know one pair of jeans could cost me my whole month salary. lol. Well, even if I just can get one piece from every store, I'll be a very happy girl.

killing roaches......(that can be considered as a crime by some...)

I'd become a politician, then I could steal, cheat, and defraud the taxpayer without ever having to be held responsible for it. Easy peasy!

When I was young, I wanted to be an assassin. hehe. I think assassinating for money is a cool way to be a criminal. Its cool when I have this double personality that I can kill with no conscience but I act nice to everyone. LOL. For past time I think harassing the politicians, actors and actress to make them talk about their scandals at a national television, then after they said it, I will laugh hard then just leave them. hehe.

Wow this is a great topic! Now I'd like to make this clear. I am not a criminal, I have never committed an offence (well, never been csught ) and I am not violent. However, I would probably enjoy doing what Dexter Morgan does. Finding the scum who get away with horrific crimes and then chop them up and dump them out at sea. I'd target pedophiles and animal torturers and ...just general scum bags.

Well, Judith, I'd love to steal Jordan's silicone implants while she slept. I bet she wouldn't be so keen on getting herself plastered all over the newspapers without her supporting act! I'd quite like to poison my ex husband, but the swine spoiled my fun by dying of a heart attack. That was his trouble - he never liked to see me happy.

Hi jb, i would want to send threat mails to Obama!... and put some trojan viruses in his computer, ruin his garden, kidnap his dog!

I would love to steal a really fast sports car, probably a bugatti veyron(never going to be able to afford one), and speed around town as fast as I can. I love driving fast! I would then go rob a bank so I had a lot of cash which I would then go blow in Vegas, I would cheat in the casinos to get even more cash!! I would then sleep very soundly on a mattress stuffed with money.

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