what would you do if you were the easter bunny?

@jb78000 (15173)
October 22, 2009 8:36am CST
in other words had an unlimited supply of eggs. what kind would they be (chocolate, rotten, dinosaur etc) and what would you do with them? acknowledgements - person who started calling me the easter bunny. and here is a link showing what the easter bunny really looks like: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0404/easter.html
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@ZephyrSun (7385)
• United States
22 Oct 09
Chocolate and I would use them to bribe the kids LOL
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@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
bribe them enough and they would be bouncing off the walls.
@Hatley (164654)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
oh talk about bouncing off walls,ever see kids in the library after the kids librarian has filled up chocolate easter eggs? wowee
@ZephyrSun (7385)
• United States
22 Oct 09
Well the nice thing is I have two with ADHD so chocolate doesn't really do much to their behavior.
@stvasile (7317)
• Romania
25 Oct 09
I'd go for dinosaur eggs. I have some experience with dinosaur eggs, but only with the ones found in my area of study. I'd love to have an unlimited amount of dinosaur eggs of all kinds, to study them. Also, such an amount of dinosaur eggs would be very useful to throw them at the heads of people that say dinosaurs never existed.
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@jb78000 (15173)
29 Oct 09
what exatly are you studying? and yes eggs are any desription can indeed be used in the way you desribed.
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@stvasile (7317)
• Romania
27 Dec 09
I'm into palaeontology so fossil eggshells (be it dinosaur, bird or lizard) are also of interest to me, alongside fossil bones, teeth or tracks.
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@jb78000 (15173)
27 Dec 09
somehow i thought you were studying archaeology. is paleatology what you are studying or just something you are interested in?
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@Sandra1952 (6052)
• Spain
22 Oct 09
Hello, Judith. I love my eggs, and they have to be large, free range, and not exorbitantly expensive. Happily, eggs on sale in Spain fill all these criteria. I love: egg mayonnaise sandwiches, with home grown cress, tortilla (Spanish omelette), soft boiled eggs with brown bread, poached eggs on toast. So, if I were the Easter Bunny, I'd probably suffer from Egg Overload. BTW, you cannot possibly be the Easter Bunny - a bunny is for life, not just for Easter.
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@thea09 (18324)
• Greece
22 Oct 09
There you go again Sandra boasting about how cheap your Spanish eggs are whilst I'm reduced to pilfering about under local chickens.
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
thea - wrong discussion sandra - i am not the easter bunny and never claimed to be.
@debrakcarey (19924)
• United States
22 Oct 09
Now, now.....it's not a bad thing. And I didn't say that you WERE the Easter Bunny, I said you WANTED to be the Easter Bunny! So, are you getting your eggs wholesale or retail? Bet you bought them all at Wal Mart! BTW...I prefer chocolate ones...but if I get rotten ones thrown at me, I will be apt to throw some of your relatives of the granite type back at you!
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@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
now i am not quite sure how to break this to you debbie but i am not the easter bunny, nor wish to be. and i obtain roughly 6 eggs a week. which i eat. this is a hypothetical question for readers. probably.
@xfahctor (14128)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
22 Oct 09
ROFL!!!!!! You dig up the damndest stuff... Lets see, if I had easter bunny powers and a nifty easter bunny suit.... Would have to be platypus eggs I think, just cause I think the idea that platypuses (platypi?) lay eggs is pretty frikkin cool.... Screw this goin around at 4 in the monring delivering them. you'd get your eggs when I get em to ya, you spoiled little punk, I don't get up on sunday before 9 am and out of pajamas before noon. Oh, and have coffee ready or I'm leaving a boring painted chicken egg.....hidden in your car heater vent.
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@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
hello eggy. hey you now have a job that matches your name. . you are not a very conscientious easter bunny though are you - more of a cross between the eb and santa (how many billions of glasses of sherry and mince pies does that man consume every year?). love the idea of easter bunny superpowers though.
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
22 Oct 09
okay.....real eggs Vs. fake eggs....now that's a tough one. real eggs would do fine as you can cook it in a variety of ways....chocolate eggs may be fine occasionally....and rotten eggs...only during elections...real dinosaur eggs??(that might make me a millionaire!!!!)..... is it too much to ask for..??..
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
it is definitely not too much to ask for, although i will point out that politicians are wandering around outside of elections so there are always opportunities for rotten eggs.
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
22 Oct 09
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
why the sad face? are you a politician?
@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Oct 09
If they were Reese's peanut butter eggs, I would hoard them with my jewels and eat them and pass out all the other easter eggs to the little boys and girls riding on my purple dragon...
@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Oct 09
FLASH want some cake?
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
hello mr and mrs saunders.
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Oct 09
strawberry pie?
@thea09 (18324)
• Greece
22 Oct 09
Quails eggs please, they'd be nice in salads with anchovies on the top.
• Spain
22 Oct 09
I'm deeply offended by that remark. On what criteria do you award priority to anchovies? Oops, sorry ... wrong discussion. Memo to Self: Must read everything properly before responding. Will try to do better in future.
@Hatley (164654)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
ah ah sandra ten lashes with a wet noodle he he
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
it's ok hatley. thea has done the same thing in the box below.
@GemmaR (8526)
22 Oct 09
I would give a big huge chocolate egg to every child in the world :D And a little egg to all the adults as well coz I'm nice like that. Haha.
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
you need to get together with hatley. well except for that haha at the end which makes me suspect you'd actually keep all the chocolate eggs for yourself.
@Hatley (164654)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
hi blue bunny since most kids with families all get a ton of chocolate etc on Easter and I were the Easter Bunny i would take big baskets of chocolate bunny eggs to all the sick kids in all the hospitals, and some to all the loving nurses who care for them then go to all the nursing homes all over and hand out a basket to each person. to the rest of the spoiled world I would just ride on by. too early to think well this morning. hatley here.
@jb78000 (15173)
22 Oct 09
that is extremely kind of you. without a doubt you are the best candidate for the position of easter bunny that i have seen so far.