what would you do if you were the easter bunny?
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
October 22, 2009 8:36am CST
in other words had an unlimited supply of eggs. what kind would they be (chocolate, rotten, dinosaur etc) and what would you do with them?
acknowledgements - person who started calling me the easter bunny.
and here is a link showing what the easter bunny really looks like: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0404/easter.html
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@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
22 Oct 09
Chocolate and I would use them to bribe the kids LOL
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
oh talk about bouncing off walls,ever see kids in the library after the kids librarian has filled up chocolate easter eggs? wowee
@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
22 Oct 09
Well the nice thing is I have two with ADHD so chocolate doesn't really do much to their behavior.
@stvasile (7306)
• Romania
25 Oct 09
I'd go for dinosaur eggs. I have some experience with dinosaur eggs, but only with the ones found in my area of study. I'd love to have an unlimited amount of dinosaur eggs of all kinds, to study them.
Also, such an amount of dinosaur eggs would be very useful to throw them at the heads of people that say dinosaurs never existed.
@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
22 Oct 09
ROFL!!!!!!
You dig up the damndest stuff...
Lets see, if I had easter bunny powers and a nifty easter bunny suit....
Would have to be platypus eggs I think, just cause I think the idea that platypuses (platypi?) lay eggs is pretty frikkin cool....
Screw this goin around at 4 in the monring delivering them. you'd get your eggs when I get em to ya, you spoiled little punk, I don't get up on sunday before 9 am and out of pajamas before noon.
Oh, and have coffee ready or I'm leaving a boring painted chicken egg.....hidden in your car heater vent.
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@jb78000 (15139)
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22 Oct 09
hello eggy. hey you now have a job that matches your name. . you are not a very conscientious easter bunny though are you - more of a cross between the eb and santa (how many billions of glasses of sherry and mince pies does that man consume every year?). love the idea of easter bunny superpowers though.
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
22 Oct 09
Hello, Judith. I love my eggs, and they have to be large, free range, and not exorbitantly expensive. Happily, eggs on sale in Spain fill all these criteria. I love: egg mayonnaise sandwiches, with home grown cress, tortilla (Spanish omelette), soft boiled eggs with brown bread, poached eggs on toast. So, if I were the Easter Bunny, I'd probably suffer from Egg Overload.
BTW, you cannot possibly be the Easter Bunny - a bunny is for life, not just for Easter.
@debrakcarey (19887)
• United States
22 Oct 09
Now, now.....it's not a bad thing. And I didn't say that you WERE the Easter Bunny, I said you WANTED to be the Easter Bunny! So, are you getting your eggs wholesale or retail? Bet you bought them all at Wal Mart! BTW...I prefer chocolate ones...but if I get rotten ones thrown at me, I will be apt to throw some of your relatives of the granite type back at you!
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@sunny68 (1327)
• India
22 Oct 09
okay.....real eggs Vs. fake eggs....now that's a tough one. real eggs would do fine as you can cook it in a variety of ways....chocolate eggs may be fine occasionally....and rotten eggs...only during elections...real dinosaur eggs??(that might make me a millionaire!!!!)..... is it too much to ask for..??..
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
hi blue bunny since most kids with families all get a ton of chocolate etc on Easter and I were the Easter Bunny i would
take big baskets of chocolate bunny eggs to all the sick kids in all the hospitals, and some to all the loving nurses who care for them then go to all the nursing homes all over and hand out a basket to each person. to the rest of the spoiled world I would just ride on by. too early to think well this morning. hatley here.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Oct 09
If they were Reese's peanut butter eggs, I would hoard them with my jewels and eat them and pass out all the other easter eggs to the little boys and girls riding on my purple dragon...
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
22 Oct 09
I'm deeply offended by that remark. On what criteria do you award priority to anchovies? Oops, sorry ... wrong discussion. Memo to Self: Must read everything properly before responding. Will try to do better in future.
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
ah ah sandra ten lashes with a wet noodle he he