I want to be the Czar Czarina!

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I am ready to jump on the band wagon. I am perfectly qualified - meaning I have no experience. Obama's Czars have gotten out of control. Previous Presidents have had Czars, but nothing like what Obama is doing. He has more czars in 7 months than Russia had in 300 years. The big stink here is that he is appointing these people with out confirmation. Ok, well then they shouldn't have any power right? Wrong! Evidently they can change your pay. What else can they do? I spent quite a bit of time yesterday trying to find out exactly how many czars there are. You wouldn't believe what I learned. Did you know that there is a California Water Czar? Government Performance Czar? (lmao I want that job!) Great Lakes Czar - I grew up here, am I qualified? Information Czar - this is who we ask for directions? Intelligence Czar * - really???? Regulatory Czar - this one I think pushes the fiber? Stimulus Accountability Czar - my stomach is hurting from laughing now! TARP Czar - see above WMD Policy Czar - what exactly is that policy? Ok so there is just a few. There salary starts at $100,000 and goes up from there.I bet they get great healthcare, probably 6 months vacation twice a year. What do you think of these czars? What czar are you qualified to be. Remember, the only company hiring right now is government.