People were staring at my CROTCH....
By bodhisatya
@bodhisatya (2384)
India
November 2, 2009 3:09am CST
I remember this funny incident happened with me long time back, I was around .
It was my college days. My parents had left together for a couple of days. I was supposed to look after all the household chores, do the homework and assignments from college. I even had to take care of the meals of my younger brother.
That morning by the time I left for the class I was already running late. Now it was about 10 minutes walk from the bus stop to the college & I noticed that people were staring at me in as trange way!
i thought maybe I was really looking like smart or something and I was enjoying the attention until I reached my college and friends had a hearty laugh. I wasn't zipped. It was embarrassing 
but funny, realizing the reason for all the attention I was getting while coming down,
Has it ever happened to you, guys? For all those women out there any incident as of such you would like to share? 
but funny, realizing the reason for all the attention I was getting while coming down,
Has it ever happened to you, guys? For all those women out there any incident as of such you would like to share? 2 people like this
19 responses
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
4 Nov 09
Yeah they had a day! it is really so good of you to let a person know if he is unzipped. I was wondering it hasn't happened you ever?
@jashoaf (296)
• United States
4 Nov 09
It has, a couple of times. I had a pair of shorts that I discovered would not remain zipped. I didn't discover this until I was way too far from anywhere to anything about it! I check - and rezipped - about a hundred times that day, and threw them in the trash when I got home!
No looks, remarks, or snickers, though, so I guess it was all good!
@calai618 (1773)
• Philippines
3 Nov 09
This has happened to me as well and from my experience, guys would never tell a girl that er fly is open!!! It was only when a girl noticed it and told me about it. If she didn't notice, I wouldn't have noticed it ever! Or maybe the reason why guys wouldn't tell girls is that they dont want the girls to be embarrassed in front of them..(So they will just enjoy te situation..LOL)
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Guess what my dear friend! I have never seen a girl with her fly open! My bad luck! Well it is embarrassing for any person guy or a girl alike.
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Yeah subconsciously I have developed this habit of feeling my zip too. I guess it is bad manners but to let open your fly is ever worse I guess.
Thanks a bunch!!
@calai618 (1773)
• Philippines
3 Nov 09
Lol. That makes me rare then..hehe. From then on, I have always been extra careful..I don't just double check but triple or quadruple check just to make sure I am good. hehe. It's weird because I now have the habit of always touching my zipper anywhere I am..I think that doesn't look good anymore..
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@rameshkumaar57 (5908)
• India
2 Nov 09
This has regularly happening to me. One day I was travelling in a motor cycle, and some body came and parked his bike near my bike at a red light, and told me in a loud voice, that my fly was open. It was quite embrassing, because a few people who were near, also saw this and began smiling. Luckily the light changed to green, and I was able to speed away from there.
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@rameshkumaar57 (5908)
• India
3 Nov 09
In Chennai also the same comment is passed, but the answer your friend has given is one of the best.
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
2 Nov 09
Hi Ramesh,
You have described the situation so well. I can almost visualize it. Good for you that the light turned green. Otherwise most of the times for me, time stands still at situations like these.
You know what! Here in my place boys usually say like " Boss your post box is open".
And one day a good friend of mine was similarly taunted that his post box was open, and he was quick to reply ; " Yeah, I am expecting a mail, do you mind?"
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
"Egg on your chin" Thats interesting. I can very well imagine the horror on one's face when he discovers that his zip isn't zipped.
@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
2 Nov 09
Hello brother,
Funny,..hehehe
I did saw once,i am heading to the malls' cr(comfort room)and this guy also just come out and...i smile at him and say (pointing to his's...your fly is open sir 
)
He did thanks me for that...(laughs)
So,you enjoyed the attention given to you without realizing how embarrassing your situation nah...anyway,the good thing is,they don't know you personally (hahaha)
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He did thanks me for that...(laughs)
So,you enjoyed the attention given to you without realizing how embarrassing your situation nah...anyway,the good thing is,they don't know you personally (hahaha)@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
2 Nov 09
Hello my lovely Sis,
It was good for me that they didn't know me but my friends at the college surely had a hearty laugh.
I wonder how many men has been through this embarrassing situation in his life. I prefer to double check my zip nowadays. Hehehehhe
@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
2 Nov 09
oh yeah,your collegiate surely had fun...but if i were in your shoes i will proudly says " can anyone dare to do that? "(whahahahaha)
@Lucky09 (1763)
• Philippines
2 Nov 09
hi bodhisatya^^;;
this had just happened to me this morning
i was awaken by a loud knock on my apartment's gate so i had to get up very fast, still eyes were half open and putting on my long pants (i was wearing shorts and didn't like to appear in that way)..opened my door and the gate to receive a mail and needed to sign something so had to bend my knees...and phew! there "it" opened so obvious and i knew the mailman noticed it so i had to laugh and zip
i was awaken by a loud knock on my apartment's gate so i had to get up very fast, still eyes were half open and putting on my long pants (i was wearing shorts and didn't like to appear in that way)..opened my door and the gate to receive a mail and needed to sign something so had to bend my knees...and phew! there "it" opened so obvious and i knew the mailman noticed it so i had to laugh and zip@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Wow this morning itself! Good for you that you had your shorts on, underneath the long pants. That tends to happen to lots of people when they are in sleep and suddenly they have to wake up for some reason.
The mailman must have had a smile on his face for the rest of the day i guess!
@mssnow (9484)
• United States
3 Nov 09
I have had things like that happen to me. You wonder why someone didn't tell you about it. But I can understand why. I saw guy with his zipper down once., I couldn't bring myself to tell him. It was too engrossing for him to know i was looking lol. Poor guy.
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Yeah, maybe I was too engrossed in my thoughts that nobody botheres to come up to me and tell me that. But my friends were spot on and quick to jump at that. I made a day them I guess, they all had a good laugh.
@Wizzywig (7847)
•
2 Nov 09
I remember running for the schoolbus when I was about 16. I was in the 6th form so we didnt have to wear a uniform. I was wearing a short slim-fitting velvet dress & didnt notice until I sat down that it had ridden up to around my waist so it looked like I had no skirt on at all...& this was before the days of tights/pantyhose I've never run for a bus since!
I've never run for a bus since!1 person likes this
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Hi Wizziwig,
That was hilarious, hhehehe. The jaws must have dropped, of the guys siting behind you in the bus!
Thanks for sharing.
Bodhi
Bodhi
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
2 Nov 09
Now if you were out here someone would have told you that you were not zipped up properly within the first two minutes. They would have said something like :"Your shop door is open"! It must have been so embarrassing for you. This has happened to me several times. I get out of my car at work and a gardner will tell me that I am not zipped up. I am no longer embarrassed! Blessings
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Hey Cynthiiann,
Yup it was embarrassing for me. People usually say here that "your mail box is open".
Have a great day!
Bodhi
@oXAquaXo (607)
• United States
3 Nov 09
LOL. That's pretty funny. I've had similar incidents before, but some of them are so embarrassing that I don't even want to mention. My history teacher had a similar incident once. People were laughing in his class, and we all couldn't stop. So he got angry at some of us and sent them outside. Then, the vice principle came down to talk to those kids, and after doing so, came inside to watch, wrote something on his iPhone, and showed it to the teacher, telling him his fly was open. It was HILARIOUS.
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
The students would find it super hilarious if they can catch the teacher in something funny like this. it is as if the tables are turned. The VP was very sophisticated I guess otherwise I guess most principals would have directly said it to the teacher in front of the class.
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience.
Bodhi
@purplealabaster (22094)
• United States
2 Nov 09
I don't usually wear dresses, but I had a meeting one day, so I wore a dress that had ties in the back. I had to go to the bathroom when I got to work, so I went there first thing when I got into the building. Then, I walked almost all the way through the building before somebody bothered to tell me that the ties of my dress were tangled in my underwear and the back of my dress was up. It was SO embarrassing! Fortunately, it was a long dress, so everything was still covered and you couldn't really see anything, but it was still embarrassing walking around with the back of my dress pulled up almost to my butt.
Fortunately, it was a long dress, so everything was still covered and you couldn't really see anything, but it was still embarrassing walking around with the back of my dress pulled up almost to my butt.1 person likes this
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Aww.. that must have been embarrassing. Atleast it wasn't that bad as it could have. So did you realize this before the meeting or was it too late?
Thanks for sharing your experience,
Bodhi
@dracoserpintenes (614)
• United States
3 Nov 09
well i haven't had any interesting incidents of having my zipper undone tho i have had incidents of bikinis trying to lose themselves and show everything both in the ocean and in lakes thats when things get really embarrassing. tho my finance has issues remembering to zip up his fly but thankfully the kind of pants he wears you wouldn't be able to tell unless your trying to. and i check before we leave the house anyway.
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Yup it is kind of funny when you are caught off-guard and make a day for the others. It must be scary if the bikini tries to peel off.
Thanks for sharing,
Bodhi
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Hi,
I do keep on checking it too! I don;t want to go through that moment again.
@BelieveFast (15)
• United States
3 Nov 09
i have really bad luck when i comes to zippers lol.. almost all of my pants zippers are broken and constantly fall down.. ive learned to adapt and now wear either black or a funny patterned thongs..
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Well honestly I never expected that from anyone. I never knew that all the zippers won't budge for you and you have to adopt in this novel way. hehehehehe I am still rolling on the floor.
@cdparazo (5765)
• Philippines
2 Nov 09
I think that it is one of the most common things that could happen to anybody. I had so much experience like that, that I always take precaution by wearing long shirt or blouses just in case I am not zipped. Even if I was able to zip, but forgot to lock the zip and it would just open by itself. It's really embarrassing but I had learned to deal with it.
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@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
2 Nov 09
Hi Cd,
Wearing a long shirt surely helps, but I am afraid it is out of fashion for men, here, nowadays. The shirts are really short ones so if I forget to zip it up I may be getting all those funny looks of people around me.
Thanks and have a great evening!
@lindiebiz (1006)
• Canada
3 Nov 09
Its a pity what happened to you, it has happened to me once but i realized about 5 mins after i left my hope so i dont know if anyone noticed. This shows the importance of underwear
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
3 Nov 09
Well I had my underwear on!Good for you that you realized it within a short time.
@Picquarian (724)
• United States
18 Jan 10
That's happened to me a few times. I am super paranoid about making sure I am zipped up now.
@kush20006 (515)
• India
5 Nov 09
opposite gender look always for the embarrassment factor
means if you stare a gal when she is dressed awkwardly the too it feels like going bad
similar is your case but one should never think about such petty things
