What if.... Men had Boobies??
By jellymonty
@jellymonty (2352)
November 17, 2009 6:02pm CST
Not Maboobs.. I mean the perky soft and round coconuts that bounce around us girls?
Well my male friend really was depressed today and he rambled on about how we girls are so lucky that we get to see a pair of t*ts everyday and he'd be lucky to even have a sneak peak through our cleavages.
So I asked him what he would do if he had boobies and he said he would probably never leave his room and play with them 24/7!
So that got me thinking.. if you guys had girlie boobies would that put a stop to you drooling over our cleavages?
Well my male friend really was depressed today and he rambled on about how we girls are so lucky that we get to see a pair of t*ts everyday and he'd be lucky to even have a sneak peak through our cleavages.
So I asked him what he would do if he had boobies and he said he would probably never leave his room and play with them 24/7!
So that got me thinking.. if you guys had girlie boobies would that put a stop to you drooling over our cleavages?3 people like this
7 responses
@jellymonty (2352)
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19 Nov 09
I know a couple of drag queens who look fabulous in suspenders.. and fake boobies
@jellymonty (2352)
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19 Nov 09
he must be tired of pu$$ies then
I do have a mate of mine who can reach his pen1s with his mouth. I happened to witness this skill after he lost a bet with me hahaha
I do have a mate of mine who can reach his pen1s with his mouth. I happened to witness this skill after he lost a bet with me hahaha1 person likes this
@goldeneagle (6745)
• United States
18 Nov 09
nah...I like female boobs...my wife has a great pair and I love to play with them hahaha
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@singlemommy (2955)
• United States
18 Nov 09
Well, I am not a man, but I know and work around a lot of men every day and they aren't satisfied with 1 set of boobies. It wouldn't matter if the boobs were dragging the floor and all wrinkled up, they would still want to see them. I don't know what it is about me, every woman and every woman's body intrigues them.
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@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
18 Nov 09
As a transvestite submissive friend of mine was wont to say, "I'm a lesbian: I only ever go with women". I doubt very much if having girlie boobs would have changed anything for her except to give her something to be proud of when in drag. For one thing, she would've been able to finally wear that peekaboo bra she found in an op shop.
As for me, I think I'd be with her, and turn lesbian.
Lash
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@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
18 Nov 09
Nah, if I shaved off my beard and my chest hair I could almost get away with an A cup now. No milk though.
Lash
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@yourlankanfriend (156)
• Australia
18 Nov 09
I seriously don't understand whats so sexy or cool about boobs?
Like I'm a guy but I don't get turned on by boobs. And if I had boobs, I wouldn't find them cool or awesome It would be annoying bouncing around like that.
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@jellymonty (2352)
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18 Nov 09
mmmm.. are you gay by any chance?
I've NEVER heard a man say he doesn't find boobies appealing unless they're gay
I've NEVER heard a man say he doesn't find boobies appealing unless they're gay
@Little_Boy (448)
• India
18 Nov 09
I don't know if I am a jealous kid! Whenever I talk to my girlfriend over phone we get passionate and we find ourselves in PLM (Phone Love Making
! At one point she keeps murmuring "oh pinch my nipp1e", "take the pair into your mouth", "nead them as hard you can"....really I get enormous envious! I wish I had a pair of them!
At that time I can imagine how girls are proud of that pair of assets! I feel like flying without wings at that point! Real heaven comes in front of us!
! At one point she keeps murmuring "oh pinch my nipp1e", "take the pair into your mouth", "nead them as hard you can"....really I get enormous envious! I wish I had a pair of them! At that time I can imagine how girls are proud of that pair of assets! I feel like flying without wings at that point! Real heaven comes in front of us!