I'd like the English Football Squad to cover me in strawberry ice cream ...
November 21, 2009 6:03am CST
And lick it all off, very slowly. Problem is, what if any of them are dairy intolerant? I'd hate for my fantasy to swell the ranks of Fabio Capello's injured players. So then, if you were to be covered in ice cream, what flavour would it be, and who would you like to lick it off? Or perhaps you'd like to do the licking? What obstacles can you see to this fantasy? BTW, before you all report me as a pervert, I'm just trying to rise to the challenge of making an interesting ice cream discussion. I wouldn't really let the England Squad lick strawberry ice cream off my body - I prefer Raspberry Nipple - I mean Raspberry Ripple!
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21 Nov 09
This has to be tackled by asking a few questions Sandra because it is not quite clear which tactics are to be used the way you put it You see, if they are doing the licking, it really wouldn't matter what flavour now would it, unless I was aware of their favourites before the game started and I could get some in - always assuming it is a home match and not an away. Obstacles? You put this in the wrong interest for me to name them here but there would be quite a few - and some corners too The only objection I would have to all this is that I would change the team. It would be the Italian team for me. The English one would not be quite as agile from what I see. Ok so what time is lick-off... erm kick-off
21 Nov 09
Hello Diana, nice to see you entering into the spirit of this. Well, the flavour might matter if you were allergic to something - I mean, there's nothing more offputting than an outbreak of hives in mid-lick, is there? As for the obstacles, I didn't necessarily mean physical ones - naughty girl! However, there may be a couple of points that would get in the way, I suppose! As for having the Italian team, you know all those Mediterranean footballers are always diving - oh, I get it, that's why you want to change! Think I'll have the Spanish team then! Lick off - sorry kick 0ff - is as soon as we can get the teams and the ice cream assembled, preferably somewhere warmer and dryer than the UK today!
23 Feb 10
Well personally I would have to be the one doing the licking and it would involve 3 other women the first of which is the sexy Susan Sarandon and would involve simple but classy strawberry ice cream. The second lady would be Drew Barrymore and would involve plenty of cookies and cream with plenty of little bits which would require extra probing to get too. And the final of these 3 ladies would be Reese Witherspoon and trust me I would not need the spoon, but plenty of mint chocolate chip instead. But seeing this fantasy is never going to happen I will just have to settle for a Vienetta.
21 Nov 09
Hi Sandra, well done for rising to my challenge to create a non deletable fascinating and interesting discussion about ice cream, even if it is a bit kinky. Now I have a dilemna here, it is far too cold to even think about being slathered in ice cream, and I only take one scoop myself as find it a it sickly, so covering someone else with it and having to lick it off would be too much. Please let me know if it is possible to use the ice cream in a more sparing manner so that I only need to be cold for a short time, or that I only need to cover one area of someones anatomy for licking off purposes.
22 Nov 09
My favourite is pista.. ;-). I almost binge on any type of icecream funda. I dont really resist myself in indulging abnormally.Day before yesterday even i bought 3 choco bars at the same instant.. Hope u can understand my temptation.
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21 Nov 09
Hi Sandra, I am going to have to echo Thea's sentiments on the amount of ice cream, since I am not a huge ice cream eater. But given small amounts I do believe the most fun can be had with equal participation in being the lickee and the licker and then a most thoroughly cleansing shower together afterwards. As I am sure the stickiness of it will drive me crazy and not with romantic passion either. I would have to go with a peanut butter flavored ice cream and pray for non-allergic reactions from my participants. The entire football team, or Chippendale's is a bit intimidating for me so I am going to just settle (now that sounds funny, just settling, ha!)for Harrison Ford or Pierce Brosnan.
22 Nov 09
Hello Lina. Equal participation for both, eh? Greedy girl! It's funny, but Holly wanted two handsome film stars as well. Still, in your own fantasy you can have who you like. Yes, a shower's a very necessary part of the proceedings, and hopefully, after all the fun of being a licker and a lickee, there'd be somewhere not too high to hang the soap on a rope!