What is the funniest comment you heard.......!

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in our daily life, so many funny things do happen....what is the funniest comment you heard till now.....! can you recollect....do you have a habit of writing diaries , if yes, then this funniest comment what you heard might be written in that...isn't it? for me, it happened one day..... 2 frds were talking to each other.... 1st person-Why didn't you come for yesterday's exam....! 2nd person-after thinking for a while...." I forgot....! ha...ha.....can you share your funniest incident like this with us now....