Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

United States
November 15, 2006 12:52pm CST
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4.Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5.Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... 6.Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7.Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .. 10.Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe 12.Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13.Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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@myklj999 (18189)
22 Nov 06
That is hilarious!! I'd never heard it before. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
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• United States
22 Nov 06
OMG....I made you smile! That is a good start.
• United States
22 Nov 06
You can now say that hearing a song brought back memories!
• United States
22 Nov 06
Those are great!
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• United States
22 Nov 06
Glad you liked them
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
22 Nov 06
i like this it really made me laugh has anyone hears wierd al yankovic and his song the twelve pains of christmas you should its great thanx again for entertaining me
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• United States
22 Nov 06
Laughter is the best medicine.
@pookie92 (1714)
• United States
22 Nov 06
you get the prize for best topic, most entertaining!
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• United States
22 Nov 06
Thank you...it is cute isn't it.
@GardenGerty (102514)
• United States
22 Nov 06
What a hoot!!! I will be sure to share this with my brother and his wife. He pastors a church but also works a crisis hotline for the state. She works in admisssions for a state mental health facility. Happy Holidays
• United States
22 Nov 06
I worked in health care for a number of years and know of many people who would like this one.
@salex142 (686)
• United States
15 Nov 06
lol Where did u find that?
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• United States
28 Nov 06
Internet is a wonderful place.
@salex142 (686)
• United States
15 Nov 06
lol Where did u find that?
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• United States
15 Nov 06
Gotta love email.
@sunshinecup (7881)
30 Dec 06
OMG! I know I am a month late and a dollar short, but THAT was SO funny. I almost peeed my pants laughing!!!
• United States
30 Dec 06
I just gave your post a + rating. You really do find the best. Thank you.
@Ravenladyj (22937)
• United States
28 Dec 06
ROFLMFAO omg that is fantastic!! LOL I've gotta email that to some friends..thanks for posting it :D
@lauriefnp (5112)
• United States
27 Dec 06
I love this! Too bad I didn't see it before Christmas. I'm saving it in MyDocuments so that I'll have it for next year. I have "special" things to send out at various times of the year. Thanks for sharing it.
@lizabeth (666)
• United States
27 Dec 06
Oh that is too cute! Some of these fit my family and extended family. LOL
• United States
27 Dec 06
That is hysterical... I know some people with these conditions and the songs are so fitting.