Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
November 15, 2006 12:52pm CST
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4.Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5.Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... 6.Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7.Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .. 10.Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe 12.Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13.Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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22 Nov 06
What a hoot!!! I will be sure to share this with my brother and his wife. He pastors a church but also works a crisis hotline for the state. She works in admisssions for a state mental health facility. Happy Holidays