Lawyer's BMW

United States
November 15, 2006 2:09pm CST
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" , he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my god....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!! !"
3 responses
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
15 Nov 06
That sounds about right. I think lawyers could be that way sometimes.
• United States
16 Nov 06
ya mostly ppl say tht they r like this only..........sorry to lawyers
@msqtech (15226)
• United States
16 Nov 06
true
@fl0urish (5387)
• India
16 Nov 06
lolzzzzzz good one...thanks for that
• United States
13 Dec 06
welcome for that
@msqtech (15226)
• United States
16 Nov 06
lol
• United States
16 Nov 06
thank god u liked this