Dearra's going to give me lessons!

@dawnald (84146)
Shingle Springs, California
March 15, 2010 11:09pm CST
OUCH &*^$^*&^%%#$%^*%^$%#%$%&^&**__)&*^%^ Bit my darn lip again!!!! Dearra looks at me and says, "bit your lip again?" "Hmph, yeah." "Mom, I need to give you eating lessons!" Grumble..... Ok it was funny....
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@ElicBxn (60895)
• United States
16 Mar 10
Maybe she should give me some... I was eating a yummy roll one day and bit the finger while eating it!!!
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@BarBaraPrz (20504)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Mar 10
Some people will do anything to get a little meat in their diets...
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
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@GardenGerty (101613)
• United States
16 Mar 10
Once you have bitten your lip it seems to just jump right out there and ask to be bitten all over again. I am sure that if Dearra were to try to give you lessons it would just backfire and she would find herself biting her lip. On the other hand, is this subconscious, because your are concentrating on "biting your tongue"?
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@BarBaraPrz (20504)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Mar 10
Ah, verry interresting, Ms Freud...
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
ha it's because I like my food and I was eating too fast! And yeah it asks to be bitten again. It had just almost healed from a couple of weeks ago when I bit it like 3 times.
• Australia
16 Mar 10
I've said it before - "a chip off the old block" You've taught her well. In 20 years time she might be entertaining myLotters with stories about HER children! Make you feel old? Sorry!
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
Wait until December, she'll be 14 and will probably want her own blog!
• Australia
16 Mar 10
LOL!! I know how you feel..hate it when I bite my lip. Worse when I bite the gum on the inside of my mouth, and hate it just as much when I bite my tongue which happens sometimes when I'm asleep. For some reason. MY tongue likes to rest between my teeth,and you know how teeth will clamp down when you're asleep, so it's not unusual to be woken up by a painfully bitten tongue.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
Ouch! Nope it's just the lip. Don't give my tongue and my cheek ideas!
@abitcurious (1423)
• Philippines
16 Mar 10
ouch that must have hurt a bit. quite funny when someone younger than you sums up everything in a a very simple way.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
Starting with "mom, chew your food slowly"...
• Philippines
16 Mar 10
good thing she did not tell you not to laugh while eating
@ANTIQUELADY (36488)
• United States
16 Mar 10
tHAT DOES HURT! Guess i need lessons to.lol. I hate to tell u but it will get worse as she gets older.. My boys think i'm a hopeless case most of the time & have for years.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
It will get worse? :-(
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@ANTIQUELADY (36488)
• United States
16 Mar 10
Sure wii,when they are little they think u are soooo smart. teen years, u are dumber than a stick, adults they think u are so/so, when u get old like me just hang it up & forget it, u don't have abit of sense, lol.
@Hatley (164524)
• Garden Grove, California
16 Mar 10
hi dawnald this is too funny, I just finally got over having bitten my lower lip and did it two or three times so it took forever to heal, then too I am a diabetic so nothing heals fast on us. So Dearra's going to give you eating lessons,just so she does not bite her lip too.boy that does hurt too. I wonder why it is once you do it,you seem to do it again and sometimes yet again ouch ouch ouch.then today I fell asleep at the computer,no harm you say? oh yes my head went down and the sharp banging of my face against the keyboard woke me up. now I have a nasy blue purple bruise and just looked and it looks like someone daubed blue eye shadow all over my right eye. I have a black eye,I never have had one before.lol lol the nurse and I had a laugh fest but my poor head really hurt. she gave me an ice pack to hold on my lump above my right eye. lol.
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@BarBaraPrz (20504)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Mar 10
Better be carefull there, Hatley, people might think you're a boxer in your off hours...
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
Yes!!! Once you've bitten it, it swells up and then you bite it over and over again before it heals. Aggravating...
@savypat (20246)
• United States
16 Mar 10
This is a form of self abuse I really hate. Once you do it, it seems like your cheek it hanging out there just waiting to be chewed on again. Rinse with hot salt water, it will help it heal.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
Salt water, huh? I've been using oragel (the stuff you use with babies when they are teething, among other things)...
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@ANTIQUELADY (36488)
• United States
16 Mar 10
If u are tough [like me, lol] listerine heals up about anything sore in your mouth.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
salt water, listerine, got it!
@sunnycool (12736)
• India
16 Mar 10
I hope you completed your classes Why dont you take liquid food then there would be nothing to Bite
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
because I'd be hungry all the time and I"d be running to the bathroom all the time!!!
@sunnycool (12736)
• India
16 Mar 10
Then try to avoid Liquids and Solids too
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
16 Mar 10
Hi dawnald, Munch, munch, munch, "OUCH"!!!! i need lessons as well, send Dearra over here, lol! Tamara
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
She's a teenager, she's too busy eating her second breakfast right now!
16 Mar 10
Hi dawnald, Lol, hope she don't bit her lip too, then you will have to teach her how to eat, two breakfast? I can't even mange one, lol! Tamara
@abuttsab (124)
16 Mar 10
hahahha!!! u better take those lessons. lol
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
yeah for the sake of my poor lip!
@BarBaraPrz (20504)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Mar 10
In hindsight, a lot of things are funny. But I bet you weren't laughing at the time. As long as you didn't draw blood, I'm guessing it's all right now.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Mar 10
I actually did laugh. Nope didn't draw blood. this time...