Need Help With A Job Description

@sconibear (8010)
United States
April 6, 2010 3:00pm CST
I was looking at the help wanted ads in one of those free weekly publications, and I came across a job that looked kind of interesting, but I'm not really sure what the job is and I'm hoping someone out there can help me. The company's name is Man To Man........not really sure what they do, but I'm guessing it has something to do with products exclusively for men. The job title is Fluffer......I'm thinking it has something to with pillows or mattresses.......of course a fluffer might also fluff things like marshmallow creme. Also the job description mentioned, must be able to keep subject firm between shots... So now I'm thinking "between shots?" must be some kind of vaccination center.......or maybe a shooting range.......or a pool hall. But then again, the word "firm" in the description makes me lean more towards mattresses again. I just don't know. Does anybody know what a fluffer is? Have you ever been a fluffer? Was it a satisfying job? Was it hard? Thanks in advance for any helpful responses.....Have a GREAT day!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
7 Apr 10
"Was it hard?"..... Do your job right and yes it will be! In all seriousness though and just so you know Sconi and don't end up embarrassing yourself; a fluffer helps to keep all the pillows plump and comfy and you're right to have thought this initially. The "between shots" angle there must have been a typo and I'm sure they meant "between sheets" because this is obviously where pillows generally go! I'm occasionally a fluffer, but it's usually for my own benefit.
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• Philippines
7 Apr 10
So after knowing what a fluffer is, are you ready to be the next superstar fluffer?
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@sconibear (8010)
• United States
7 Apr 10
Ummmm...........I'm actually now rethinking my career move.
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@Theresaaiza (10484)
• Australia
7 Apr 10
Fluffer keeps reminding me of BEARS instead of mattresses.
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
7 Apr 10
Yeah........us bears are always up for a good fluffing.
@blackbriar (9080)
• United States
6 Apr 10
-groans from sore laughing muscles- Well....Michael pretty much explained it to ya, Bear. -giggling- Can I be ur fluffer~~??
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
6 Apr 10
I really thought they were talking about marshmallow creme! And...............ACTION!!!
• United States
7 Apr 10
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Apr 10
Can I fluffer your fur?
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
6 Apr 10
Lower....... Lower....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Apr 10
shameless bear
@rachel999 (211)
• India
6 Apr 10
Hi, The word Fluffer has 23 definitions, some sound ok but some sound very adult, please check 23 definitions here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fluffer I hope this will help a bit or maybe confuse you more, lol
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
6 Apr 10
Oh WOW........guess I won't be applying there.........I was SOOO hoping it was marshmallow creme.
• India
7 Apr 10
Marshmallow creme hmmm that does not sound so bad, lol, I hope you read the definitions for it, lol. Anyway Good Luck & God Bless
• United States
7 Apr 10
OOOOOOO!!!!!!! do ya get to wear a uniform?? I've never been a man fluffer before! I'm a lil jealous! I hope you keep your fluffy man....um.... fluffy and firm! P.S. Don't forget to get your shots first!! apparently when you are fluffing and making him firm... they anticipate him getting a bit aggressive! I hope yours doesn't bite!
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
7 Apr 10
Got any pillows need fluffing? Got any marshmallow creme?
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
6 Apr 10
I definitely DO know - and I'm sure you do too, you bad bear!
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
6 Apr 10
Who.......ME?
@Rosekitty (19438)
• San Marcos, Texas
2 May 12
OHHHH i need a new mattress so can i get in on this job even though i'm not a man?...lalalalalalalalalalala