do you suffer from MYLOT-O-CRAVIA .. a new disease. contagious, addictive.

@Renhard (3471)

• Jamaica

23 May 10

Don't worry because consultrainer is here. His profile picture tells it all. He can help in all cases.

Ifamous

@ifa225 (14364)

• Indonesia

23 May 10

@ consul under consideration?

so you will examine to me and make it for trials??

i better runn

@Renhard (3471)

• Jamaica

23 May 10

I'll catch him. You ain't going no where ifa225 so just stay steady.

snam23

@snam23 (3157)

• United States

23 May 10

Continued Coverage of the mylotocravia disease: Authorities are reporting that the number of infected patients has increased to over 1000 people around the world. What started as a small infection is becoming the biggest epidemic since the H1N1 virus, a.k.a. the swine flu, broke out several years ago () The FDA has yet to announce their decision on several treatments available, although a surgery for the disease was completed unsuccessfully yet will still be available to the public. Although the specific cause of the disease has yet to be confirmed, experts are saying it is the addictiveness, nice people, interesting discussions, earnings and payments on time, and the opportunity to meet knew people and make friends on myLot among other things are what makes this new disease so contagious. They are warning everyone to proceed with caution. We will keep you updated as the story develops. I believe I have a very mild case of this new and contagious disease. My temporary treatment is doing something else that is as addicting such as playing video games or watching funny or random YouTube videos. By the way, this is a great discussion you have going there, and I enjoyed reading it very much!

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addicting

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

one side effect that you will find is.. increase in your rating .. you shall be soon promoted to be a 9 star general. I will see to that. YOUR report is wonderful. and thanks mate!!!

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snam23

@snam23 (3157)

• United States

23 May 10

Breaking news! Another patient with the disease is being raised to a level 9 alert! This will be first, of what authorities predict, of several patients moved to level 9 alert in addition to the thousands already on level 9 and 10 alerts! Stay tuned for a complete list of level 9 alerts that will never be released! Thank you! I don't care much for star ratings, but if you insist! No problem! It was fun writing it! Your discussion is wonderful too! On a more serious note, I think we need more fun and interesting discussions that can still be serious. It's fun, serious, and is something everyone at myLot can relate to, myLot! Great job, I really miss these kind of discussions! Hope you start more of these!

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@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

thanks for the inspiration. will think hard about the recommendation. meanwhile, your reporting style is truly journalistic.. are you one?

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skysuccess

@skysuccess (8858)

• Singapore

24 May 10

consultrainer, Thanks for the heads up here. I have another good prescription: UV + NaCl + H2O = Beach resort with the sun.

Definitely, an effective cure without any side effects but cannot promise a world of romantic time with your love one. It is also a contagious cure.

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@consultrainer (4992)

• India

24 May 10

lols. that is a very innovative idea,,... but, I presume, just like window shopping, .. I take my wife on a virtual tour. I show her all the travelogues, and online travel websites. Sometimes, some wonderful person uploads his video on tour. I will show that too. lols.

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

26 May 10

thanks. YES. following your advise, booked a MYSORE-BANGALORE tour for the family. month end visit.. for 10 days.. so, my vacation notice... to all ... right now, in the planning of this.

skysuccess

@skysuccess (8858)

• Singapore

25 May 10

consultrainer, "....I take my wife on a virtual tour. I show her all the travelogues, and online travel websites. "

I thought you've already disconnected the internet?!! How about getting up from your chairs and go for the real one? Nothing's like the real thing, you know...

sallyj

@sallyj (1225)

• United States

23 May 10

I think i have it. I have all the symptoms. I will have to learn to live with it as there is no treatment yet. Ha

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@Renhard (3471)

• Jamaica

23 May 10

Consultrainer is trying to create another way to urge this feeling and make a cure. Not so sure if it is a permanent one though. Just stay tuned for more.

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@Renhard (3471)

• Jamaica

23 May 10

Actually there is a treatment. There is surgery. Do you want to do the surgery? All u need is a scissors.

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sallyj

@sallyj (1225)

• United States

23 May 10

I have had enough surgery, I'll just learn to live with it.

sagar21

@sagar21 (1579)

• India

23 May 10

ha ha great discovery..... can I suggest another name myloto mania...he..he.. One hypothesised cause of MYLO-O-CRAVIA (myloto mania), is that the excessive formation of the neurotransmitter mylotonin in the temporal lobe. So we can use site blockers like http://keepmeout.com/..it works by blocking the mylotonin and thus helps ...a little.. Aggressive maniacs must be treated with myLot aversion therapy........ ha.ha...ha.ha.ho.ho..ho..ho..he..he..he...muahahahahahahahahaha.........

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@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

now, dear dear sagar.. take it cool.. now, now.. close your eyes... I am going to give you an injection.. a sleeping dose.. they call it a shot in US and UK, I presume. .. it will be like a small pinching feeling on your buttocks.. good boy. now, close your eyes.. and go to sleep. NO DREAMS.. and, you are not supposed to move your fingers like that.. nurse, .. what is this mylot ... there are many patients .. suffering from this mania.. ?

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

i think, sagar21 is right. and, sagar, the site is wonderful. it is registered with some uk freezone. thanks for the wonder.

sagar21

@sagar21 (1579)

• India

23 May 10

Nurse to my bystander "You know one secret..actually the Doc who treated your friend is suffering from the same..now he is about to have trans orbital lobotomy" Me "muahahahahahahahahaha.........I need to see it..no actually I want it........I'm not a maaniaaaccccccccccccc......."

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juggerogre

@juggerogre (1653)

• Philippines

23 May 10

Hahaha nice one :D I think I already caught that disease. Its really addictive! But at the same time its really fun. I don't really want to cure it :D

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mylot addiction

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

28 May 10

wow., that is really serious. from you HATLEY... please take care of your sugar levels..

Mylotocravia is supposedly a contagious disease. So, I would recommend contaminating the others, through your own computer, or by discreet information, brainwashing techniques to those who try to pull you away from your computer. thanks for the fun!

Patsie Hatley

@Hatley (163781)

• Garden Grove, California

27 May 10

extra extra tune in to mylot tomorrow for continued coverage of the new and time consuming disease known as mylotocravia it grips you keeps you up til 3 am. and nothing seems to touch it, the person will cling to his or her computer,and

yell "Dont you dare touch this, no I am not coming to bed,darling. keep your hands off my computer."

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@Renhard (3471)

• Jamaica

23 May 10

I am suffering from it now. It took me so long to find this discussion because the words were flying all over the screen. my fingers are getting a it cranky. My eyes are getting so heavy........Guess its time to build some muscle!!!!!!

disease

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

breaking news: New reports suggest that mylotocravia is also causing peculiar symptoms. People suffering from this dreaded contagious disease are seen BEGGING in the streets... around mylot world.

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Ifamous

@ifa225 (14364)

• Indonesia

23 May 10

begging won't work...let's tied him up doc!!!!

@Renhard (3471)

• Jamaica

23 May 10

The medicine without milk.......... hold on there. Are you crazy, I am going to die from that. Please don't please.!!! I beg of you i can't manage such a medicine. *shouting* NO!!

webb_jiang

@webb_jiang (158)

• China

23 May 10

You are a funny guy,doctor,people like you make this site more interesting,really nice topic,but my problem is that I am a little immune to this site,I hope I caught this MYLOT-O-CRAVIA,I have been posting for more than half year now,but my number still maitain under 100,so what is your suggestion,doctor,how can I have the MYLOT-O-CRAVIA disease quickly?

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

1 Jul 10

snam.. you are really in the ICU.. you are getting nearer to the 1000 mark... :D

snam23

@snam23 (3157)

• United States

30 Jun 10

Yes, indeed! Mylot-o-cravia is the most contagious disease you can get! Start making some new friends and you will have the disease before you know it!

Then you will regret it

madteaparty

@madteaparty (2748)

• Japan

23 May 10

Aaah, I'm afraid I became completely immune to it

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@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

oh. is it because you are in mad tea parties? does drinking tea or coffee really solve the problem, and give you immunity? .. actually, it was someone else's suggestion .. at the very start of the mylotocravia research.... thankyou for the party.. and thanks for the tea suggestion too... how did you manage to be at 1726 and more?

magtibaygom

@magtibaygom (4858)

• Philippines

23 May 10

Hey friend, I think I have now the symptoms. Help please! LOL

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internet disease

saphrina

@saphrina (31552)

• South Africa

23 May 10

What a damn word. I cannot even pronounce it. My tongue keeps tying itself into freaking knots.

There is no way i'll cut this freaking connection.

TATA.

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

that is another symptom.. your tongue appears to be numb.. instead of your fingers? i am yet to name the particular variant of this disease, where even the tongue appears to be disturbed. thankyou...

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

ok. I WILL give you the chance of naming the disease variant by yourself. by the way.. if you are not interested in surgery.. cutting the connection... shall I suggest you an alternative? . ... eating too heavily. that causes some sleeping ... and ... so, you are cured of this mylotocravia.

saphrina

@saphrina (31552)

• South Africa

23 May 10

Sweetie, is this going to be one of those funky weird names again?

nangisha

@nangisha (3496)

• Indonesia

23 May 10

Ha ha ha..... I think I has been hit by that disease. Indeed mylot very addicting I can not help myself not to log in here every day. I feel that strained finger too but my finger can not stop typing. The treatment you sugested not work because this disease really fun

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addicting

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

oh. thankyou nangisha. .. don't worry. our research is progressing. with all the grants, we are sure to find the remedy to this addiction. .. lols. and there is just a suggestion from sagar21.. he gives a keepmeout dot com site, which keeps alerting you and blocks the site, if you submit one site to that. happy my lotting.

Bikemania

@Bikemania (26)

• Bulgaria

23 May 10

I began recently and he is fun to write comments and while money.

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mylot fun

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

WELCOME home, dear BikeMania. .. you are already having a mania.. so, from BIKES, you will get your promotion to mylot. you will soon get addicted to this wonderful social network... make good friends. and, make good topics too. if you want to make more money, here in mylot, read the guidelines. and start responding in lengthy answers. goodluck, and wish to see you more in all my topics.

mario_stevens

@mario_stevens (6971)

• Malaysia

23 May 10

i'm proud to say that i do not suffer from any such malady.. but i've been going through some therapy for being a myLot-a-holic. the group discussions are really working out for me. i've been able to stay away from myLot for quite some time now...

what the hell am i saying! just by responding here i've abused my councilor's trust..

i better go for another confession at 'myLotters Anonymous'. *sigh...they're going to make me take lead in 'sharing time' again...

hehe..

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

two of my famous discussions for the past two days.. got deleted. i am not able to contain my anguish. ...

saphrina

@saphrina (31552)

• South Africa

23 May 10

Sweetie, you better relax and breath, okay. These things happen. It isn't a nice feeling,

but i know you will make up for those two. Now, SMILE.

mario_stevens

@mario_stevens (6971)

• Malaysia

23 May 10

do not despair my friend, as it has happened to the best of us (ok, it happen to me once...long long time ago

) but it was a lesson for me to use the search box to check on similar discussions. best part is, sometimes i get rewarded in the search thingy for checking out previous discussions, that it's as if i posted that discussion anyway..

as the adage goes..'a search a day keeps the deleters away..'

sudiptacallingu

@sudiptacallingu (10879)

• India

23 May 10

Thankfully NO, I don’t suffer from mylotocravia…rather I suffer from mylotophobia once in six months or so. I just cant take anymore of mylot and stay away from it just like that…maybe once in two days I just login, respond to a few very interesting discussions and then just sign out. I’ve just come out from a similar phase which lasted for more than a month

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

oh.. a new variant? .. craving to be on mylot and not able to logout is the present disease on which we are all working furiously. now, you are talking about a phobia.. hahahaha. you are the first one to report. and, you will be highlighted in the history annals of mylot. hahaah. welcome home, sudipta. thanks for the wonderful response.

HADDOWZ

@HADDOWZ (1469)

•

23 May 10

Hello, And I always thought viruses could not be spread from person to person through the internet, LOL I did wonder what was wrong with me when I visit myLot, a strange MENTAL BLOCK seems to take a grip of me and nothing else really matters. And I thought stopping smoking was difficult, this craving just keeps on getting stronger and stronger. Maybe need to check into 'rehab' , if it's good enough for the rich and famous , then it's good enough for me.

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

so, now.. come on over ... and hop on to the exam-table. Let me take your vitals.. you are already a mylotocravia patient???? .... we are actually cash-starving, and rich HADDOWZ suits our grants very well. hahaha.

Patsie Hatley

@Hatley (163781)

• Garden Grove, California

23 May 10

oh I love that one Mylot-o-cravia my son would agree too I am sure. Idid give my tablemates and I think half the staff some deep heart felt laughs. also my primary care doctor who laughed then suggested I wear a football helmet but shucks that would not have protected the spot where my forehead hit the keyboard. I had to laugh too. My son said dont you ever go for a walk? no I can now tell him I have this dread disease.

Patsie Hatley

@Hatley (163781)

• Garden Grove, California

27 May 10

oh no I learned to say no to p eople wanting me to be a chairperson to something, like my husband used to say just say no n o you can spell it you can say it,no. although it does sound lucrative. he he he.

tessah

@tessah (6617)

• United States

24 May 10

lol cute i have contracted this disease from time to time.. but have managed to find a cure. lack of time!

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

24 May 10

oh. lack of time. well. being without a broadband connection for internet, or, living on a dial up connection, also are similar cures. hope you are very busy in your real world. ... so, you escaped from the mylotocravia. thanks for finding this funny! ..

RachelleNH

@RachelleNH (1396)

• United States

23 May 10

I spend more time here than at any of my other sites

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

mylot mania, or mylot o cravia.. both are the same. They give you addiction to this wonderful site. thanks Rachelle and meluan..

priyankaajain

@priyankaajain (46)

• India

23 May 10

contact www.ehospital.com now

ehospital

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

we appreciate your concern. We are here to serve you. The site is still under construction. mean while, why don't you write down about your experience with mylotocravia? ... thanks priyanka ...

@consultrainer (4992)

• India

23 May 10

lols, the site is under construction.