JOKES TO MATCH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

November 16, 2006 12:40pm CST
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shts on you!"
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5 responses
@anldzm (505)
• United States
16 Nov 06
That was a good one I'm lmao over here....:) My eyes are watering like crazy:)
@jjn1983 (1353)
• United States
26 Nov 06
very good one
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
26 Nov 06
That was a good one. roflmao
@bazranz (200)
17 Nov 06
That is very good, thankyou for getting my morning off to a hilarious start.
• United States
17 Nov 06
Another funny one!