Wha is the funniest thing you have ever heard?

India
July 15, 2010 4:58am CST
I hope this discussion is going to be funny and entertaining....Here I will share one of my funniest experience or funniest thing I ever heard....PLEASE READ CAREFULLY One day I was sitting on a chair in restaurants=, there were two couple(girl and his boyfriend) talking with each other....I think, boy was going to propose her...and I was hearing their conversation....here it is!!! Boy: I love u Girl:Oh! but I thought we are just friend,and I don't like you boy: are you sure...? Girl: I Am Sure!I hate you! Boy:[disappoint and "feeling very sad"] waiter Bill for me alone...... Girl: Hey....Hey...Hey.. "I Love You" "I LOVE YOU"
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8 responses
16 Jul 10
I have a friend come from another country he is also Filipino friend and we went to a fast food restaurant and I said lets meet at the BIG J (means Jollibee) apparently were at the other side of the street wondering what he been doing and I thought he's looking for something then I called What are you doing? are you looking for something?yes he said then right on. She ask me; I cant cannot find BIG J Where is it and we where you in an instant I burst laughing out loud and I cant hardly breath I just said DUH! BIG J is just a cross the street I was in front of you then he saw me and came up laughing.I'm really sorry sweetheart! I though I was looking at other restaurant I thought its new but I don't know that you called Jollibee as BIG J then he laugh again next time I know already stupid of me and he's looking at me then together another laugh come out again.
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@jennyze (7048)
• Indonesia
16 Jul 10
Meeting you....
• India
16 Jul 10
where.....? hehe...:)
@jennyze (7048)
• Indonesia
19 Jul 10
Just now, here, see..... you are crazy dancing now.
• India
19 Jul 10
I am dancing...only for you...!
@zach123 (23)
• United States
16 Jul 10
The funniest thing that i have ever seen was when my and my friend were kids we were throughing water bolloons around and his cat was spoocked by his dog and ran out i droped a water bolloon on it it freaked out and ran into the shed.
• United States
16 Jul 10
never forget that there are two words that will open many doors for you in single life: "pull and push"
• United States
15 Jul 10
the funniest thing umm i don remeber there are lot of thhings happned funny in my life like my wife left me my children dont wana stay with me there are lots of things that life had played with me....
@syankee525 (6296)
• United States
15 Jul 10
oh boy.. get ready for this.. my sister in law told my brother they had a virus in thier printer a friend told me that if you go somewhere else and check your email. that computer reads his computer..
@kheigh (216)
15 Jul 10
like i heard these from two schoolmates and it kept me laughing for quite some time. :D Girl: So let's do a vid 'cause everyone's using photos for the promotion. Boy: We're going to paste in in facebook? Girl: Paste? don't you mean POST! they laughed. i laughed but silently 'cause i didn't want them to think that i was eavesdropping! haha. Next: Girl: Guys i can't count (boy's name) stupidity anymore! i can count it with my fingers! Boy: Isn't that wrong? It should be the other way around! Stupid. Haha. ROFL!
@kheigh (216)
15 Jul 10
like i heard these from two schoolmates and it kept me laughing for quite some time. :D Girl: So let's do a vid 'cause everyone's using photos for the promotion. Boy: We're going to paste in in facebook? Girl: Paste? don't you mean POST! they laughed. i laughed but silently 'cause i didn't want them to think that i was eavesdropping! haha. Next: Girl: Guys i can't count (boy's name) stupidity anymore! i can count it with my fingers! Boy: Isn't that wrong? It should be the other way around! Stupid. Haha. ROFL!