is sarah palin a sand demon?

@jb78000 (15178)
July 21, 2010 12:08pm CST
in the interests of balance the daily drivel has decided to run a story on palin. this is because we aren't sure who is the leader of the american republican party, or if it even has one, so are choosing well known politicos at random. anyway, yet again, we have unearthed some truly shocking facts*. consider this: in her spare time palin, using the diabolical name astroturf, inhabits a tunnel under the sand. she emerges at intervals to breathe fire, cough, and squeak a bit, then disappears beneath the sand again. she probably eats tourists. does anybody know any more about this appalling story that the mainstream media doesn't want you to know? otherwise please leave a comment.
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@dawnald (84131)
• Shingle Springs, California
21 Jul 10
You've been misinformed. There is no sand in Alaska. She inhabits an ice cave. The rest of the story is pretty close to the truth.
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@Hatley (164736)
• Garden Grove, California
21 Jul 10
hi dawn but then she would have to get some ermine furs at least, the best dressed lady does not deserve less, so she eats only the women who come around in mink or better yet ermine, gotta have the hat to match too.
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@jb78000 (15178)
21 Jul 10
dressed in furs? living in an ice cave? she is a cave woman, a yeti or, most likely, cruella de ville. . lock up your puppies!
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@cynthiann (18619)
• Jamaica
21 Jul 10
Well it is quite obvious to anyone with a grain of sense (or sand) that she does not want to leave footprints in the snow and this is why sand was imported from Beirut in enough quantities for her to make a tunnel. Okay? And she does not eat tourists. I repeat she does not eat tourists.That is simply just not true. Please stop spreading malicious and unjust lies about this lady. She only eats visitors. Bye the way - who is Sarah Palin? Does she know Dudus?
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@jb78000 (15178)
21 Jul 10
i'm not sure
• United States
22 Jul 10
Let me guess - this is another pitiful attempt at levity at someone else's expense. Hmmmmm, didn't work.
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
it kept some amused. obviously didn't work for you, try my obama one on the same theme.
@spalladino (17926)
• United States
22 Jul 10
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Some of us enjoy levity.
• United States
22 Jul 10
No, don't want to jump on the bandwagon of calling him names either. I may disagree with things folks do and have no problem stating disagreements, but not crazy about calling anyone names.
@Hatley (164736)
• Garden Grove, California
21 Jul 10
hi jb I think maybe so and she eats tourists if they do not tell where a continent is or what it is,a question she failed before 'and probably as a sand demon she uses the smartest clothes of some of those tourists she eats, she has to be the number one best dressed sand demon.After all why be a sand demon if you are not looking really smart, got to cost a least three or four hundred dollars those snappy tourists clothes. She is a very particular sand demon after all. wow my imagination got triggered this time.
@jb78000 (15178)
21 Jul 10
my goodness yes. if you live in a tunnel beneath the sand your shoes have GOT to be designer, and only the best suits will do.
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@Hatley (164736)
• Garden Grove, California
21 Jul 10
oh yes forgot the shoes, they must be the very best at least.
@jb78000 (15178)
21 Jul 10
the best dressed sand demons prefer jimmy choos. problem is they tend to scorch them when they breathe fire.
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@Torunn (2810)
• Norway
23 Jul 10
Hmm, I've never seen a picture with Sarah Palin and the sand demon, therefor she clearly must be the sand demon. That's a very good way of proving everything, unless it's King Crabs you're talking about. They eat cameras for lunch and journalists for supper, so there's no wonder there's no picture of Sarah Palin (or any other politician) and a King Crab. Apparantly politicians don't taste good so they're not eaten, else it would have been easy just to dump any politicians you wanted to get rid of in the North Sea.
@jb78000 (15178)
23 Jul 10
your logic is impeccable. course she's the sand demon. btw i though i just made 'sand demon' up - did these imaginary creatures already exist?
@jb78000 (15178)
23 Jul 10
@Torunn (2810)
• Norway
24 Jul 10
So inside most politicians there's a dust devil waiting to come out? :-) It's been raining so much here this year that it'd turn any dust devil into mud. In Finland, they had warnings about forest fires. No danger of that here, unless maybe all the politicians let their hot air out to make the country dry. Still think they'd turn into mud demons, stinky, smelly mud filled with mosquitoe larvae.
@pinky31ps (329)
• India
22 Jul 10
who is she?? lolzzzzzz........
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
a sand demon. come on, pay attention.
• India
22 Jul 10
come on dude, this is ridiculous.. what a stupid story was that.. a woman eating people.. nice try to fool people..
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
if anybody was fooled i'd be very happy. also extremely surprised.
• United States
22 Jul 10
Sarah Palin has thoroughly refudiated these claims and hopes you will refute any future plans to continue spreading them. http://bit.ly/bUk19x
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
i'll let that attempt at spamming pass, because the comment was so funny. it would be utterly brilliant if palin sent out a tweet saying 'I am NOT a sand demon'
@spalladino (17926)
• United States
22 Jul 10
Her number one fan who shall remain unnamed.
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
be fair holly. if you had to singlehandedly deal with somebody who is hitler, the antichrist, nero, mussolini, attila the hun, AND a wood pixie YOU wouldn't have much time to deal with anything else either.
@spalladino (17926)
• United States
22 Jul 10
Upon further investigation...and after reading Holly's response and deciding to steal part of it...it's been discovered that Palin morphs into a sand flea from time to time, biting illegals on the ankles until they hotfoot it back across the border. Her biggest fans are immune to the bites so, for them, she turns into the Sandman and keeps them asleep.
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
hotfoot it back over the border, maybe. or step on her.
@spalladino (17926)
• United States
22 Jul 10
They try...but there's a bright light coming through the top of that little foil hat which throws them off.
• United States
21 Jul 10
jb, that is so funny. Of course the only problem with this theory is that she would have to have WI-FI installed in her tunnel so she could continue to Tweet. When when it comes to Palin, we all know that anything is possible.
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
she can have a little windmill - you know those plastic ones children get - to power her laptop and all sand tunnels come with broadband as standard now. course it would be hypocritical given her views on energy but doubt that would bother her too much.
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• United States
22 Jul 10
Palin being a hypocrite? NEVER!!!!
@idtrebor (53)
• United States
23 Jul 10
I think your all jealous of her! She's out there telling the truth and makeing alot of money!!
@jb78000 (15178)
23 Jul 10
she's telling something. well, tweeting something. anyway katie price and tony blair are MORE examples of people making lots of money who i am not jealous of.
• United States
22 Jul 10
maybe idk
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
ok
@artistry (4154)
• United States
21 Jul 10
...Hi there jb, me thinks that you are complimenting the lady. Maybe irritating her minions who follow her with one eye open like Despicable Me's little trolls. "o) McCain created and released this interesting creature on the world, he should lose his seat, probably won't. At any rate, I'm sure the sand demons are feeling a bit insulted by the comparision. Take care. You guys are too funny.
@jb78000 (15178)
22 Jul 10
the daily drivel hadn't considered the feelings of the sand demon community, we never consider anybody's feelings anyway. but i doubt it will ruffle feathers (or scales). first of all sand demons do not have a community. secondly they only care about erm sand, and finding enough sunbathers for tea.
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
21 Jul 10
I don't have anything to add. But, if anyone has any spare, unused cement...
@jb78000 (15178)
21 Jul 10
uhoh. what exactly are you planning that you need cement for? also you realise that sand goes into cement?