The Funniest Crime
July 25, 2010 2:09am CST
The headline said - "Goldilocks Burglar" A women broke into a house, ate the owner's food, drunk her wine, tried on her clothes after which she decided to take a nap in the owner's bed. Needless to say, when the owner came in, she found poor "Goldilocks" sleeping in her bed. ...I think it's obvious what happened from there ;) Know a funny story? Share it around!
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26 Jul 10
"Circus in town" There was a duck who was a regular at a local pub (bar in the US). He hadn't always been a regular, and during his first few visits, the barman would always ask him to repeat his order, amazed at the talking duck: "Pint of bitter and a veggie pasty please?" Eventually they struck up a conversation, and the locals discovered that he worked at a nearby building site. As the buildings were coming to completion a circus came to town. One of the acts that they were looking for was a talking duck. One day, as the duck left is glass at the bar (quaint English custom), the barman chirped up.. "What you going to do when they finish that lot?"- meaning the houses. "Move on, I guess." replied the duck. "Oh" said the barman"It's just that the circus might have just the job for you." Puzzled, the duck looked at the barman and asked... "Why would the circus need a plasterer?"