The Funniest Crime

New Zealand
July 25, 2010 2:09am CST
The headline said - "Goldilocks Burglar" A women broke into a house, ate the owner's food, drunk her wine, tried on her clothes after which she decided to take a nap in the owner's bed. Needless to say, when the owner came in, she found poor "Goldilocks" sleeping in her bed. ...I think it's obvious what happened from there ;) Know a funny story? Share it around!
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@Memnon (2173)
26 Jul 10
"Circus in town" There was a duck who was a regular at a local pub (bar in the US). He hadn't always been a regular, and during his first few visits, the barman would always ask him to repeat his order, amazed at the talking duck: "Pint of bitter and a veggie pasty please?" Eventually they struck up a conversation, and the locals discovered that he worked at a nearby building site. As the buildings were coming to completion a circus came to town. One of the acts that they were looking for was a talking duck. One day, as the duck left is glass at the bar (quaint English custom), the barman chirped up.. "What you going to do when they finish that lot?"- meaning the houses. "Move on, I guess." replied the duck. "Oh" said the barman"It's just that the circus might have just the job for you." Puzzled, the duck looked at the barman and asked... "Why would the circus need a plasterer?"
• New Zealand
26 Jul 10
hahahaha, I like that story Memnon. Will have to remember that one!
@Memnon (2173)
26 Jul 10
Cheers. I didn't even notice the 'crime' in the title. Hope you get some more.
@qianyun6 (2069)
• China
25 Jul 10
It must be a western humor because I can't find anything to laugh...What does the story really mean?
• New Zealand
26 Jul 10
That's quite all right, Qianyun. Let me see if I can clear it up for you. Do you know the story of Goldilocks and Three Bears?
@cachehit (166)
• China
26 Jul 10
i never heard it before.what's the next?
• Philippines
25 Jul 10
Well, that was a really bad fail. I guess the culprit was either THAT dumb or she was just too tired to go on. I guess the bed was really comfortable. That was a really funny scenario.
@tinym8 (403)
• United States
25 Jul 10
Hi T_Diamond, That IS a funny story! I wonder if the poor woman was homeless and just stopped for a rest? That is a true "Goldilocks" story. I don't have one to share right now, but I'll see if I can come up with one.
@tomitomi (5441)
• Singapore
25 Jul 10
Like you said, sure is one of the funniest crimes. Quite hilarious. And thanks. Sorry nothing to share right now.
@damned_dle (3944)
• Philippines
25 Jul 10
She ate the girl?!
• India
25 Jul 10
friend, .. it is truly a funny story.