The Last Samurai Was Me!

The Last Samurai-NOT - The Last Samurai Original Movie poster-NOT
Philippines
August 26, 2010 10:36am CST
Would you believe me if I told you that I was supposed to be the lead actor in the movie The Last Samurai? I have evidence to proved my claims. They told me I was over qualified and they cannot pay my asking price. Tom Cruise begged the producer and he said he would do the role for free Take note of the interest before responding
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• Philippines
26 Aug 10
too bad you didn't get the part oh and i hope you won't get mad at me... but i was the one who played as tom cruise i'm his doppelganger he was busy vacationing while i went through all the scenes
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@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
26 Aug 10
Oh for Pete's sake. Hex, you should do something about this. It seems everyone wanted to be the last samurai.
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• Philippines
31 Aug 10
Hello Duser, the reason why they took tom cruise and not you is because i wasn't the VILLAIN and i am way over qualified to be a side kick!
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• Philippines
31 Aug 10
Beautiful that was very sensible. Your the only one that did not compete for me in that role Somehow I knew you were overqualified for that villain role so I know they would chunk me out next. You being the villain and I being the hero is a great great combination greater than the combination of the actors in the movie Expendables
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
26 Aug 10
I'm sure you would have done a much better job. After all, you get what you pay for!
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• Philippines
26 Aug 10
I'm pretty sure of that too and of course you would be watching it in cinemas and you would say your money was not wasted because I was brilliant Talk about praising oneself
@Humbug25 (12540)
27 Aug 10
Hey there hexeduser22 We can all dream can't we, and what a nice dream it is!!
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• Philippines
27 Aug 10
It's true! Have you seen the picture closely? That is the sole evidence that I was the first one to be casted in that role. I'm not dreaming
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
26 Aug 10
Yeah right. And they begged me to play the role of the angel in city of angels. But Meg Ryan got it as she is more beautiful than i am. Samurai, my angelic butt. TATA.
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
26 Aug 10
You are suppose to pamper me, as far as i can remember.
• Philippines
26 Aug 10
I prefer Meg Ryan
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
26 Aug 10
I knew you would prefer her, sweetie. Thanx ravi, but i don't think so.
@sagar21 (1579)
• India
27 Aug 10
I like to cameo roles.. I don't like to be someone else... thanks for sharing... have a great day/night....
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• Philippines
27 Aug 10
So you like playing roles as yourself
@primeaque86 (8105)
• Philippines
26 Aug 10
oh dude i dont want to bother myself about the interest, anyway i wont argue with you. I hope i could see your own movie the next time, how good is that?
• Philippines
27 Aug 10
There is a movie that you could actually see me in it and I'm not kidding on this one. The movie starred Maui Taylor and Wendel Ramos and the movie was Gamitan. I was Maui's classmate in that movie. I'm really serious in this comment and I'm not fooling anyone about the movie Gamitan. It was my part time job way back 2002
• Philippines
27 Aug 10
fooling around
@sagar21 (1579)
• India
27 Aug 10
what fooling????? lol.. just kidding..
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