why i fired my secretary

@onque10 (110)
Philippines
October 14, 2010 6:59pm CST
i just want to share this story that i think would prove how naughty and stupid men are. ******* Last weekewas my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thoughht... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.. They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!." I felt a little better taht at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, " You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jnade, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremedously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the offeice, do we?" Iresponded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my aprartment; it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right bac". "Ok." I nervosuly replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minute, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday." And I just sat there.. On the couch.. Naked.
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16 responses
• Canada
15 Oct 10
Guys, that did not happen to him. It's a joke that been circulating around the internet for years. Funny :)
@Miner49r (569)
• United States
15 Oct 10
I was going to respond to that one, but I thought no. I was not sure if it was real or not, ....and knowing me I would fall for it hook, line, and sinker!
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
hi miner49r, yes this is not a real one (i guess). hahahahaha!! funny isn't?
@m27960 (3)
• United States
15 Oct 10
I've heard this joke before, it's pretty funny.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
it's crazy, and a real disaster!
@Jadsta (269)
• Gibraltar
15 Oct 10
That is really funny xD But to be honest, if you were sat on the couch naked, and were going to cheat on your wife, you sort of deserved it...
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
guess so (if i were the guy). :p
@Strovek (870)
• Malaysia
15 Oct 10
Heard variations of this story before but it is still funny and yet sad.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
agree!
@alyser10 (113)
• Philippines
15 Oct 10
I'm sorry, but can't help myself laughing. Your story is funny, just like a movie or a book. If it's true, you should learn a lesson from it..
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
im glad you like it! yes, a lesson worth learning! :)
@blomst (72)
• Malaysia
15 Oct 10
:) i read this joke a couple of years ago. Funny and yeah , I don't think you really fired your secretary.. hahahaha..
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
he may not fired his secretary, but he may be fired out of their house. hahahahah
15 Oct 10
If that really happens to you,you must have thinking of going to bed with your secretary for a long while hence your ability to misjudge her friendly gesture.You are the one to be blame for putting yourself in a compromising situation.She doesn't deserve to be sacked.You should apologize to her and reinstate her.Why don't you divorce your wife who hatched the whole plot in the first place.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
no ma'am, the guy in this story is not me. hahahaha i don't think the guy really had thought of sleeping with his secretary. maybe, he was just so lonely that he misjudged the actions of his secretary. yes, i also believe that the husband should be one to be blamed. yes, i also agree that the secretary doesn't deserve to be sacked. but i don't think the husband should divorce the wife, just because of wanting to surpirse her husband. in the first place, it should be the wife who should file divorce (if ever). hahahahaha it was the husband who acted wrong and should be punished. hahahhaa and second, the wife did nothing wrong but wanting to make her husband's birthday a memorable as possible. well, i guess this birthday is really an unforgetbale. hahahahahaha
@junmae (1592)
• Philippines
15 Oct 10
WOW that is a cute story and I really love how they supprise the celebrant. However, I guess that the surprise party was the way to tell the wife how his husband acted if he is not well loved. It is a form of cheating and I felt mad about it. As a married man, you do not even come to a woman's apartment though it is an invitatuon knowing that only a two of you there.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
im glad you liked this story! i guess this is also a wake up call to all wives out there who do not pay really much attention to their husbands. maybe, one of the reasons why men cheat is because they feel their wives do not care about them anymore. :) but guys, do not just go to a woman's apartment (as what junmae said).
@alex8288 (292)
• Philippines
15 Oct 10
ah hahahaha..... seriously? is this a joke? or this really happens? if its true? then that s@cks!
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
i don't know if this really happened. all i know is that it made me laugh. hahahha hope you enjoyed it! :)
@djbtol (5501)
• United States
15 Oct 10
Thanks for sharing that. It is a wonderful story. Talk about getting caught with your pants down! Even though this story is told in humor, it is more real life than the nose on your face. Forget the bedroom scene. The affair starts with the simple greeting from the secretary in the morning. The husband was longing for some attention and there she was, more than ready to provide it. There may be plenty of days like that, not just on his birthday. An emotional bond starts to form as they encourage and befriend one another. Then, soon enough, it will be the long lunch and the bedroom. A word about birthday celebrations. As wonderful as they are, they do encourage us to be self-centered on our birthdays. Our spouse might be leaving the house in an ambulance, and we are still asking if there is a birthday present!
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
i totally agree!! nice comment djbtol! you're reading between the lines! this story will make us realize the importance of simple attention we give to our loved ones, the willingness we should have to avoid temptations and faithfullness bet husbands and wives.
• India
15 Oct 10
Thats a wonderful story. And I believe its a Joke. Very very nice of you for sharing with all of us. Enjoy...
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
no worries! hope to read more stories like this. it made me laugh. hahahahhaahaha!!!
@johan143 (165)
• Philippines
15 Oct 10
my first reaction was to laugh, it was like watching a movie.howeve, after that i got mixed emotions i don't know if i'm going to be angry because i felt that you are weak and cannot avoid temptations. on second thought i try to understand you because earlier you were expecting a really "good morning" but was disapponted because your family was indifferent on your special day.but again i was thinking what if your family did really forget about the occasion and your secretary was really tempting you.then some bad thing should have happenned... naked? yikes!! if i were your wife i am going to throw the cake on you. sorry if i will go with my instict.. a word of advice, next time try to think of your family and their imperfections and be patient.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
hey, hey! don't be mad! i am not the husband here. hahahahhaa! this was just a story i read, have thought what a crazy story, so i just sharwed it. LOLS
@gloryacam (5546)
• Philippines
15 Oct 10
I hope, I really hope this is just a story. The wifey should fire you! But, you could just say it's all been a very big misunderstanding.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
i hope this isn't true as well..
• United States
15 Oct 10
What a cute and funy story...you were literelly caught with your pants down :) what incredible thoughts and feelings you and your wife must have had..did she forgive you?? all who were there must have had a good laugh....except your sec. who is out looking for a job..
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
nope, she is not wife (how could be if i am a girl? :) )
@fannitia (2172)
• Bulgaria
15 Oct 10
What to say? I'm sorry but I had a good laugh. I can't believe that this is a real story, it's like a part of a movie or anecdote. But did you realy fire your secretary? This is not fair! And what about your wife, maybe she wants to fire you. I'm sorry again, maybe you need a consolation.
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
hahahah! this is not a personal experience, i just read it and thought that this is a good story not to be shared with. but i would like to agrue regarding dismissal of the secreatary. i think, if this really happens, the secretary should not be fired. she is nothing but innocent.poor lady
@xtirving (38)
• United States
15 Oct 10
thats such a crappy experience. idk what to say. sorry?
@onque10 (110)
• Philippines
16 Oct 10
hahahaha...