Installing a Husband, some time for Laughter...:)

@saqi78 (1402)
Malaysia
November 21, 2010 1:10pm CST
Hi Dear Lotters I received this as email few months back from a friend, while I was cleaning my inbox, I see this one and really very interesting email, I think you ll enjoy this. Have a look at this: A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Woman ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ... As replied by Tech Support ............ ........ DEAR DESPERATE Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
10 responses
@smacksman (6053)
22 Nov 10
It is even better if you move your whole platform over to a Mac then you can run Husband 1.0 as a proxy and then you can run MacBoyfriend 2.0 and MacBoyfriend 3.0 concurrently. Best of both worlds!
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Haha, great idea, I have not tried it on Mac, but I think it ll be good to move Husband 1.0 to Mac and then run all of them over there, I think there performance ll be high in Mac...:) Thanks for sharing a nice response Have a great day...:)
@smacksman (6053)
23 Nov 10
Mac can be real friendly! haha Great post btw
@inu1711 (5285)
• Romania
22 Nov 10
Ha ha ha! Dear desperate woman, you hadn't choose the right version of Boyfriend to change with Husband1.0. I can tell you from my experience that I have a great version of Husband 1.0, in which all old programs run great. Plus it came with a wonderful new program (it was a great surprise to me to find it!) "WhatDoICookToday 1.0" which make me so happy!
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
That great improvement that you have WhatDoICookToday 1.0, and this is helpful to keep running smoothly the program husband 1.0 and I think marapplestiffy is also right that you have Love Suite 1.01, which is making this program better every day. I think keeping these programs running every day can increase the over all performance of the Family Suite 1.0 Have a great day dears...:)
• Philippines
22 Nov 10
of course this might be because you installed Love Suite 1.01 Understanding and Sensuality Premium!!!
@carolscash (9492)
• United States
22 Nov 10
This was just the laugh that I needed today. I am dealing with several stressful situations right now and with the holiday season upon us, it is always nice to receive a chuckle so thank you for making me laugh with this. Aren't husbands wonderful to allow us to talk about them like this. I am extremely thankful for the husband that I have- 16 years and counting!!
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Hi Dear Carolscash Thanks for appreciating, I am really glad to hear from you and other friends that this post helped them to laugh. You are lucky that your husband dont need any upgrade in his programs and he is doing well for 16 years and so on. God bless you both...:) Have a nice day...:)
@peedielyn (1207)
• United States
22 Nov 10
I have to say that this was the greatest thing I have read in a long time. I got a good laugh out of this one. I will have to send this one to a good friend of mine who just got married and was complaining the very same things. I find it funny and in reality, this is the way it is. I was married for 11 years and we had a similar relationship. I have to say that the Tears6.2 worked great LOL. Thanks for the laughs!
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Thanks for appreciating, I ll be glad if this can help your friend to laugh and may smile 1.0 come on her face with great response from husband 1.0 Have a nice day...:)
@hushi22 (4928)
22 Nov 10
hahaha! this is funny! i'd like to copy this and send to a friend of mine. =) thanks for the share pal. =)
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
hehehe, Thanks for appreciation, I ll be glad if it can make your friend laugh Thanks for response...:)
@aeiou78 (3445)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
This is really interesting. If I think seriously, I believe the dialogue above will be exactly the same as the program which will be preset at an intelligent robot. The robot will act and feel like an ordinary human-being later.
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Thanks for appreciation, yes I too think if we want to install different program in robots then these softwares ll be helpful for him to become a good husband and boyfriend...:)lolz Have a nice day...:)
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
22 Nov 10
hahhaha i totally laughed at this! it is very hmm inventive if i may say. but points here are all true sometimes we cannot just nag them too much or else they will turn the other way..but i have tried adding boyfriend 2.0..newer version a totally different version hahaha and husband 1.0 rebooted itself right away and made me eliminate boyfriend 2.0 hahahah and husband 1.0 updated itself all together
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Hahaha, nice to hear that performance of husband 1.0 can be optimized and increased by installing a new version of boyfriend 2.0, this is really very good. Glad that you enjoyed this Have a nice day...:)
@2004cqui (2812)
• United States
21 Nov 10
THAT is a great piece of reading. MUST KEEP ON DESKTOP FOR QUICK REFERENCE!
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Thanks for appreciation Dear...:) Yeah, must keep on your desktop for quick reference...:) Have a nice day...
@fannitia (2167)
• Bulgaria
21 Nov 10
Thanks for this amazing story! I'd like to congratulate the author for his sense of humour. The description of the Mother-in-law is just fine! There is a wisdom here too. We can't live all our live with Entertainment Packages, we have to "upgrade" and than the Rose Period 3.0 is over.
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
Yeah, the author of this story is really creative and this is a very good piece with sense of humor. Yeah, I also think that we always need to upgrade our relations with gift exchange and other mutual gathering, this ll improve our functions and overall performance of our CPU...:) Have a great day...:)
• Philippines
22 Nov 10
I choked on my noodles laughing out loud on this, I've just regained my composure! Would you mind if I ask you to send it to me? I would want to print this and share it to my bff(who is married already and is complaining about her husband who is also a friend of mine, so hard to be in the middle) this might help her understand my point in what she calls my unfairness!
@saqi78 (1402)
• Malaysia
22 Nov 10
I am really glad that you enjoyed this very much, I have no problem if it can make your friends laugh by sharing with them. Be happy and be the reason of happiness in others life...:)