Private Practice

@p1kef1sh (45647)
January 18, 2011 11:27am CST
According to a recent communication from the University of Oxford I am a prime candidate for their Masters Degree in Surgical Science and Practice. I know that I am good but I didn't know that I was that good. Anybody need anything removing or lifting? I am cheap.... LOL.
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@owlwings (37871)
• Cambridge, England
18 Jan 11
I should go for it. A Masters is always useful, never mind the discipline. Is it a distance learning course? I wonder, rather, what the Summer Schools are like: "Good morning everyone. Now, I hope that you are aware that we have two classes of guest on this Summer School. The first week half of you will be the surgeons and the other half the patient. For the second week, we shall divide whoever is left into two groups and reverse the roles."
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
18 Jan 11
It's residential and involves intense clinical work. I like your suggestion. I have visions of magicians and sawing ladies in half!
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
19 Jan 11
Cheap? Not you....never! Priceless is more like it! I have some relatives that can be real pains. Can you do anything about them?
@p1kef1sh (45647)
19 Jan 11
I once read a horror story about a woman that was sent two children who had been naughty. She turned them into mute automatons!! Any good to you?
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
19 Jan 11
Works for me, especially the mute part! Maybe they can be programmed to do housework?
@p1kef1sh (45647)
20 Jan 11
That's what husbands are for!!
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@BarBaraPrz (16777)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
18 Jan 11
How are you on boob lifts?
@p1kef1sh (45647)
18 Jan 11
I'd have to weigh up the evidence first. Big breaths....
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@BarBaraPrz (16777)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
18 Jan 11
Yes...
@p1kef1sh (45647)
19 Jan 11
I'm still wondering how to respond to that. Apart from "...and I'm only thixteen"!