Have You Ever Worn a Disguise?

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I have, a couple of times. The first time I did was in Houston, years 'n years ago. I was waiting for a friend in a rough, unfamiliar neighborhood. It was night, & I had no other clothes or make-up than what I already wore, so instead of trying to come up with such things, I relied on an old trick. Many folks think one must be vastly different-looking, but it's not necessary, & it can be a big mistake, if some prop has a malfunction, or the wig looks artificial. Know what you're doing, & until you do, it's best to K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple, Stupid). And never, ever look nervous! I changed my body posture, rearranged my headband, altered my expression to one of vacuity, &, as I have a sort of trick jaw which allows me to reposition it, I did so & "became" buck-toothed & chinless. These were subtle changes, but when fully "in character," I looked like a very homely simpleton, the kind whose actual head shape is awkwardly-formed, & whose movements are affected. I was counting on the fact that most people don't want to look at such people. It makes them uncomfortable, as they feel vaguely guilty for being whole. They don't know how to talk to or react to people who are very slow, mentally. Do you know what I'm talking about? Anyway, people just look away. The person ceases to exist. Problem solved. Another version of that is to look extra-busy & appear to know where you're going & what you're doing. You project confidence & authority. It helps if you're dressed in a forgettable office style, but really, with enough moxie, you could waltz right in to almost any restricted area. The second disguise I took on involved--physically--only a wig. I was very leery of meeting a person whom I didn't really trust, though I didn't know him. I managed to talk him into meeting me at a restaurant, put on the wig, & voila! I was someone else. Not only in looks, but I maintained a constant awareness of my adopted "persona." I can't stress how important that is. Forget for a moment who you're supposed to be, & you blow it. I could've won an Oscar; he never guessed, & sure enough, my precautions kept me from getting into trouble. So, I ask you, have you ever disguised yourself, whether for fun, to be safe, or some other reason? How did you do it? Subtly? Or did you go the whole nine yards--different color hair (or, in the case of bald people--wear a wig), clothes, used an accent, or something else? Share! Share! Maggiepie "A parasite can only feed off the host for so long. Eventually, it will grow too large, & both will die." ~ John Stossel, referring to how out-of-control unions & entitlements have become.