The first sunny day we've had.....oh ohh that means it's time to cut the grass!!

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I am off to cut the grass before the wife starts dropping hints left right and centre..."Oh, look at Rod Stewart, dose'nt his hair look like our garden!" or "i hear London zoo has only 1 of 7 mongolian giant red black eyed lhamas left in the world, the other 6 are hiding behind our lawnmower" I want to enjoy the sunshine with a nice cold beer so my delima is how do i do this? do i drink first and then cut? or would that be a bit like letting Edward Scissorhands on acid loose in a barbers shop? should i conceal my beer and drink while cutting the grass? How best do you suggest i get the grass cut while still managing to get skewhiffy with the drink?