Questions about Arnie...

United States
May 17, 2011 7:57pm CST
Oh, come on. Don't act surprised that Arnold had some brainwashed lovers on the side. Schwarzenegger was Caligula before he was the Governator. But with a hidden lover and kid and all that, I do have a few questions about the entire situation. Did the kid inherent the Austrian accent? How many times did Arnold say "Get down!" and "We got to get out of here!" when Maria got close? Will he fight with Sinbad to get the kid a Christmas gift? Will the kid now hunt down Arnold's enemies and chop their head offs as revenge? Do the other dozen women all have baby Arnies!? Can you just imagine an army of baby Arnies, all flexing with long, stringy hair and growling with that "Aighhaya" gargling noise before shouting "Get down!" Was Arnold's plan to spread his seed from the jump? Is anyone really surprised that Arnold kept women on the side? I just can't wait to see the kid. I need to know if it has the accent!
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• Philippines
18 May 11
Astalavista BABEE! I hope he didn't said that after the freaking divorce..
• United States
19 May 11
Hard to tell. But I just know he made the maid dress up as Sarah Connor and chased her around the bedroom. Thanks for the response!
@dragon54u (31537)
• United States
18 May 11
I doubt the child has an accent because his dad probably doesn't spend any quality time with him. I'm assuming it's a "he". He was being passed off as the offspring of the woman's husband so his real dad would never see him unless they ran into each other. I know this discussion is meant to be humorous but what that man just did was selfish and cruel. Not only has he broken up his own family but think of how it affects his child--if the "father" thought it was his child, all hell might break loose so the philanderer will have destroyed (or nearly so) two families by his selfish actions now and ten years ago. He's a scumbag.
• United States
19 May 11
I agree. It's selfish and cruel and Arnold's a scumbag for it. But I can't view anyone in this scenario as a victim, except for the kid, of course. Arnold was a pervert and Maria long knew it. And unless he forced himself on the maid, which he may have, there's no law that says you gotta give in to a former Mr. Universe's advances. Odds are she wanted some Arnie in her life. I have a feeling it will all turn out well for the kid given time. Thanks for the reponse!
@anniepa (27219)
• United States
18 May 11
I mean, shame on you! I must admit, I hadn't thought about the accent... Annie