Huh............... how is it my fault
By Gabs
@gabs8513 (48686)
United Kingdom
May 21, 2011 3:05pm CST
Hi everyone Gissi here
Here is the Story
A good Friend suggested to Mum to stop Buttons biting her Toes and that to spray a bit of Water on him and tell him no, I think that is a good Idea hehehehe because he can be so horrible, Mum is well impressed as it works so thank you Dear Friend you know who you are
Well Buttons is in big trouble now, as he has enlarged Mum's Page on here because he jumped on the Laptop as he was chasing Mum's Fingers while she was typing, well not a good Idea to squirt Water at him while near the Laptop so he is in big big Trouble
Anyway as I said it is a great Idea but.......................... it was not meant to be for me I am sure
Mum is not very well at all at the moment, she is very tired and well my barking she says is driving her mad
Ok I have no reason to shout but I just feel like it today, anyway next thing Mum came up to me with the Water to Squirt me, hey no way, so I moved and it went over the Carpet..........next thing Mum says "Now look what you have done, it has gone on the Carpet" Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????? how did I do it 
Mum squirted the Water not me, not my fault that she missed me because I moved I am just smarter then Buttons I know to move 
I just sit there and look at Mum as I am confused why it is my Fault
Oh by the way ........ but no telling Mum but Buttons is for Sale ok, I am trying to sell him because he always swings on my Tail and me not like it
Last Night he smacked me on my Head and scared me as I was fast asleep, Mum tried to tell him of but she was so busy laughing, well he would not stop so he had to go into time out ......THE BATHROOM ..........
While I am writing this he is running around like an Idiot hope he sleeps well tonight and leaves me alone
FOR SALE
My Brother Buttons, Pain in the Butt, swings on Dogs Tail, smacks you on the Head when you are asleep
Anyway to get back to the Blame business, how is it my Fault 
Mum squirted the Water not me, not my fault that she missed me because I moved I am just smarter then Buttons I know to move
I just sit there and look at Mum as I am confused why it is my Fault
Oh by the way ........ but no telling Mum but Buttons is for Sale ok, I am trying to sell him because he always swings on my Tail and me not like it
Last Night he smacked me on my Head and scared me as I was fast asleep, Mum tried to tell him of but she was so busy laughing, well he would not stop so he had to go into time out ......THE BATHROOM ..........
While I am writing this he is running around like an Idiot hope he sleeps well tonight and leaves me alone
FOR SALE
My Brother Buttons, Pain in the Butt, swings on Dogs Tail, smacks you on the Head when you are asleep
Anyway to get back to the Blame business, how is it my Fault 5 people like this
15 responses
@GardenGerty (157552)
• United States
21 May 11
Shhhhh Gissi, bark in a whisper. If mom has a headache from your shouting it is your fault that she needs to spray water at you, and you moved. So how many dog bones do you expect to get for Buttons when you sell him?
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@GardenGerty (157552)
• United States
21 May 11
Hey, Gissi, if I did not already have a houseful of cats I would send you five for Buttons. Meanwhile, he brings Mum a lot of joy along with the headaches, so you two need to be good.
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@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
21 May 11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYRTlZ0ky0s
Maybe you & Mum need to watch this together & you BOTH might learn something!!! 
how is it my Fault ? You should NOT have moved!!! 
how is it my Fault ? You should NOT have moved!!! 1 person likes this
@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
22 May 11
Oh you silly Little Man...The little bit of water coming out of a squirt bottle would NOT get you that wet...PLUS, you would have dried!!! 
@yoyo1198 (3641)
• United States
21 May 11
Hey, Gissi....Smart dog there, to get out of the way of the water squirt. The Pain will be grown up before you know it and will have learned to leave your tail alone and not be swatting your head anymore.
Nope....it wasn't your fault that Mum squirted the carpet. Just tell her it will dry eventually. If you knew enough to step out of the way then you know enough to know why she wanted to squirt you. People who are feeling bad can be right irritable, you know.
So just bear with Buttons for a little longer. He'll come around and be a good friend for you in a few months. And remember to stay out of the way of the squirt bottle.
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
21 May 11
Well Gissi how are we going to work this deal? I will buy Buttons but your Mum cannot know anything about it. You work up a plan how to send him to the USA to me and I will send the cash. It is not going to be easy.
(Schatzie is still annoyed with me for getting Pepi and Honey). Mums the word!!! Not your Mum!
(Schatzie is still annoyed with me for getting Pepi and Honey). Mums the word!!! Not your Mum!
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
22 May 11
How much? I had a friend named Buttons once...a cute little cockapoo! All white with fancy curly hair...too bad your little Buttons isn't quite like that......anyway....for right now I'll just ask the price and build up your hopes Gissi....one never knows when the real friendship will kick in and you two will adore each other!
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
22 May 11
HI GISSI, I think u are getting the short end of the stick here. I hope u get a buyer for that cat so your life can get back to normal. GOOD LUCK.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
21 May 11
very smart Gissi. maybe someone will buy him if you are very lucky although as he ages and learns he will stop a lot of the shananigans hes up to, i promise. so sorry about your mom. i understand since sometimes Coco will take to barking and startle me when im not well. no fun then. 
@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
22 May 11
Hiya Gabs/Gissi/Buttons,
Now Gissi putting Buttons up for sale without Mom knowing is not a very good idea is it? What are you going to do when they come to your front Door looking for Buttons the Kitten eh?
Are you going to say sorry mate wrong House it´s in the other Street?
Buttons is just going through a stage he will grow out of sooner or later even if he did make Mum´s Computer Screen larger (grin). Okay he can be annoying at times but did you really behave so well when you were tiny? Come on pull the other I know you must have had your Days too when you got up to mischief too.
You know I think a lot of you and love you so just try and put yourself in Button´s place for a few minutes he has to be a Kitten what else would you prefer him to be a big Lion instead?
Buttons will grow very fast and get out of those playful things he does now. I think that on the quiet you will get to miss all that when he does get out of being that way.
Go on admit it secretly you love that Brother Buttons of yours of course you do.
Maybe you don´t want to admit it but you do don´t you? Can I hear you whispering in my ear "Yes" okay I will keep it a secret between you and me.
Now you just take that "For Sale" out of the Window and be a good Boy like you always are anyway.
If Mum finds out what you are trying to do then you really will be in BIG TROUBLE won´t you? Hope Mum is feeling much better now and I hope you love her a lot more too.
She is just paying more attention to Buttons because he is still so small.
Take care and enjoy your "Brother´s antics" while you can.xxx
@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
22 May 11
Oh my dear Gissi
Are you jealous that you too have been learning the Laptop, Keyboards and what not when you started off here at MyLot? Lemme also remind you that MyLot Family is open to all - and Button too is now family... So someday I expect Button here too... and please dont feel scared about your and button's rankings etc...
Are you jealous that you too have been learning the Laptop, Keyboards and what not when you started off here at MyLot? Lemme also remind you that MyLot Family is open to all - and Button too is now family... So someday I expect Button here too... and please dont feel scared about your and button's rankings etc...
@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
21 May 11
Gissi, you must be extra quiet, mum does not need the extra noise. Reach closer so I can give you a couple hugs and kisses. There, there now, does it feel better.
Gissi you must give buttons a chance to learn all your ropes and tricks, he can't do that if you sell him though, can he?
I say it is not your fault yet, not until you teach him all the great tricks you have learned, do share with buttons so that the both of you can help mum, rest.
Reach in closer again I want to say this quietly, because mum for sure will hear, psst. Go in the other room and silently play with buttons anything there that gets out of order and mum comes around to see, tell buttons to make like he is sleeping too. lol
Love you sis, do take care of yourself.
@carmelanirel (20942)
• United States
21 May 11
Awww poor Gissi, don't worry, I am still certain Buttons will outgrow his... immatureness??
