Please tell me this isn't true

@laglen (19759)
United States
May 31, 2011 11:36am CST
Good golly! What is with people? http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/26/dawn-elizabeth-rhash-attacks-roommate-with-butter_n_867636.html#s284153&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds [i]The victim told deputies that he and Rhash "were having an argument about what food was hers and what was his" when the suspect "threw butter at him striking him in the leg," the document notes. Deputies observed that the victim "did have butter on his ankle."[/i] OMG I wonder if he sought medical attention. Have you ever been attacked with butter? "I can't play coach, I am suffering from a really bad butter injury"
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@hofferp (4734)
• United States
31 May 11
I haven't been attacked with butter. But if it was my butter (and it would probably be margarine), along with charging her with buttery, I'd ask they charge her with butter theft and abuse. And depending on the cost of butter now days, that could be a felony.
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@laglen (19759)
• United States
2 Jun 11
LMAO! She will be wantin that butter soon! Asalt and buttery!
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@hofferp (4734)
• United States
2 Jun 11
Asalt and buttery! Now that's funny! Made me laugh...
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@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
1 Jun 11
Oh No!! Dodge the butter. I have not been attacked with butter but that is one slippery crime. How could he walk? I bet the butter slid down and got all over his shoes and he couldn't walk. Lucky he didn't slip and fall causing a head injury. LOL, LOL, LOL. Hey Now!!!. Great story.
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@laglen (19759)
• United States
2 Jun 11
thank you! It took a while after reading it before I could type! Just imagine the police report!
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@bobmnu (8157)
• United States
31 May 11
Sounds like the Baker who got arrested for beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
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@laglen (19759)
• United States
2 Jun 11
You know those bakers... dangerous.
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@cream97 (29087)
• United States
10 Sep 11
Hi, laglen. I wished that this news had something more unique and exciting to discuss. This is not news! It would only be news only if, the butter that she threw at his ankle was to the point of it being hot and buttery. Now, this would definitely make the news headline. It would also be worth calling the police for too. I believe that people only discuss about things just to have something to talk about, if you know what I mean!
@epicure35 (2814)
• United States
31 May 11
O.K. "Stuff and nonsense"! Truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction.
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@laglen (19759)
• United States
2 Jun 11
no kidding dear! I couldnt make this stuff up!
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@Torunn (8609)
• Norway
25 Jul 11
*hehe* No, I eat butter every now and then but I haven't tried using it as a weapon yet. It would make wars much more friendly though :-) A friend of mine threatened the cleaning ladies on the student home we lived in with a cheese slicer once. I think it was more effective using the cheese slicer than cheese. Although some cheese is harder than butter, it's not really very frightening.
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• Canada
18 Aug 11
I know a young man (16) who was arguing with his Mom. She shoved him into a wall, and WHEN CORNERED he spat at her. She had him arrested. Ok it wasn't a nice thing to do, but he could have done a lot worst, to defend himself.