Evil Plot Unveiled

@dawnald (84146)
Shingle Springs, California
July 7, 2011 10:47am CST
Seeing terrorist plots everywhere? Not sure your government is doing enough to fight it? What next? Well I'm gonna tell you. Exploding sodas. Yep, you heard it here first. This morning when I got to work I was the victim of an exploding soda. It got my pants, my chair, my floor, my mouse, but I was too quick for it. It missed my keyboard. So here I sit, wet, sticky, pissed off, and wondering what government agency to report this to. You won't win! We shall beat you! So there!
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• United States
7 Jul 11
Must have been a conspiracy, you need to tell us the brand so we can avoid the wet pants and wet mouse situation. Am I safe because I don't drink any type of colas.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
I rarely drink soda of any kind. This was Cascade Ice, a fruit flavored sparkling water type drink...
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@Hatley (164534)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Jul 11
oh my goodness HWG and dawn well what did you expect.look at the name Cascading okay that meand you open that can and whoops it cascades down your shirt, your pants your mouse and oh yes onto the floor. oh my what if someone comes bye and says trying not to choke on it,oh my Dawn why didn't you get to the bathroom instead Dawn? smirk giggle giggle Oh well that was a supposed to be funny joke alas.
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• United States
7 Jul 11
lol Mrs. Hatley, I will now know to avoid Cascade.
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@carmelanirel (20979)
• United States
7 Jul 11
What about the evil plot to pull numbers out of thin air just so the answer to the problem I am working on is wrong??? Remember dawn, evil lurks around every corner, even in math, which will make your 10AM flight out of here at 9PM two nights ago..
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
Oh well, math is a special kind of evil...
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• United States
7 Jul 11
It is a hellish evil....
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@Hatley (164534)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Jul 11
hi carm and dawn evil math makes people even scream at each other over a simple math mistake.wow.
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@ElicBxn (60895)
• United States
10 Jul 11
Oh my, I have no idea why someone decided to target you with this bomb, but I would not except soda's from unknown persons any time soon if I were you - even better if you only brought them from home from now on...
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Jul 11
well technically I did bring it from home
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@ElicBxn (60895)
• United States
12 Jul 11
don't forget, you have several sources of evil behavior at home... "R" and the kids!
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Jul 11
R left too early, and the kids aren't evil that way. I have only myself to blame here...
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• United States
8 Jul 11
I have also been the victim of this plot I always point the can away from me when opening, just make sure no one you like is with you.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Jul 11
I'll have to remember that, IF I ever dare to bring soda again.
• United States
8 Jul 11
PTSD from soda is hard to overcome, I still flinch when opening one, lol
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Jul 11
@ravisivan (14055)
• India
18 Jul 11
Exploding soda - may be due to manufacturing defect. do no attribute everything to terrorism. Anyhow I am sorry u were put into difficulties. Hope u are alright now. good day.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Jul 11
more likely due to the shaking of the can as I was walking... :D
@ravisivan (14055)
• India
19 Jul 11
i cannot guess the reason. thanks.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Jul 11
I can guess. :D
@bounce58 (17524)
• Canada
10 Jul 11
As David Letterman says, if we get pissed off, the terrorists win! Anyway, I've been a victim of one of those a while back. But it was on a camping trip. Just friend handing out sodas while snickering. Thankfully the lake was not far away, so it was a quick clean. I did get back at one of them that dinner time.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Jul 11
Lake? Did you toss your friend in it?
@bounce58 (17524)
• Canada
15 Jul 11
I wish I had! I just gave him a dose of his own medicine. He bacame a victim of an exploding soda too!
@Lakota12 (42684)
• United States
8 Jul 11
oh my I can see it all
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Jul 11
Here I sit, wet and sticky. Want to feel good, but just feel icky. :D
@Lakota12 (42684)
• United States
9 Jul 11
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@missybear (11396)
• United States
8 Jul 11
What flavor was it
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• United States
8 Jul 11
It had to be Coke. I think the acidity of that would take anything out.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Jul 11
naw it was a fruit flavored sparkling water, actually. Pomegranite and cherry or something like that.
@celticeagle (119003)
• Boise, Idaho
8 Jul 11
It could be just that easy. And you never know which is going to exploid. Just watch the enemy and see what they drink and then put some toxin or something in it. That would work. Get them where they live! I would not report it at all. I would use it to my best advantage.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Jul 11
I haven't found the enemy yet. They are sneaky.
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@celticeagle (119003)
• Boise, Idaho
8 Jul 11
You might look under the sink. They tend to hide out there alot.
@savypat (20246)
• United States
7 Jul 11
I have been the butt of this event often. But I suspect that there are often others involved. It's a plot of some kind and can sure ruin an hour or two of your day. The way to discover the plotters is to listen carefully after the event for that hidden giggle, not the loud laughter which is sure to follow any observation but the hidden one. After all who knows who had the opportunity to shake that can prior to you getting your hands on it. They may have even had music to go along. Oh well such are the trials and trubulations of life. Blessings
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
Alas, I was the only person who touched the offending soda. No giggle...
@savypat (20246)
• United States
7 Jul 11
Well I had to have at least a smile
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@mentalward (14695)
• United States
7 Jul 11
They're probably the same ones responsible for my exploding tea! I'd love to know who is behind this because I was also unable to figure out to whom I should report this. (That sounds kinda stuck up, huh? Sorry, it's the English major in me. How about, I was also unable to figure out who to report it to.) I ended up sticky but not pissed off. I was, uh, umm, how about incredulous? Yeah, I was too busy being incredulous to feel pissed off. How the heck does tea expolode? I can almost understand how soda might explode because of the carbonation. There's most likely someone behind the scenes whose job it is to shake those cans and bottles until purchased by the unsuspecting consumer. But, tea??? Yeah, mine exploded while I was a passenger in my husband's truck, before we were married. A nice, leisurely drive in the mountains turned into a very wet and sticky mess, all because I had the audacity to take a drink from my bottle of tea. After placing the bottle back down in my lap, there was a sudden gush of tea straight up, right in my face. Needless to say, I don't drink tea from bottles anymore. Maybe you should give that same thought to sodas.
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@mentalward (14695)
• United States
7 Jul 11
Flummoxed! That sounds better than incredulous. Yeah... flummoxed.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
Exploding tea? Dang, they're cleverer than I thought.
• United States
7 Jul 11
Way to start of the morning... Actually that happened to me this weekend, my son to failed to tell me that he had dropped the can of soda on his way before bringing it to me. The can looked fine, normally when you drop it, it tends to pop-out toward either the bottom or the top, well apparently this one didn't. So when I opened it, and luckily I was in the backyard, it popped and sprayed everywhere, my husband even got soaked. My son just stood there and laughed, he honestly didn't know that would happened, but I still got a bit upset and asked him why he didn't tell me he had dropped the can. After a minute later we just laughed and I went straight into the shower, to wash my hair and body that soda went literally everywhere. I am just glad it didn't happen inside the house.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
Yeah inside the house would not be good at all...
• United States
7 Jul 11
You're telling me, that was a relief...
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@vandana7 (66816)
• India
18 Jul 11
Why are my notifications in my spam folder? :( Now, I have a better idea. Ever heard of like deserves like? Try chewing gum on favorite clothes may be.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
18 Jul 11
now that is evil...
@allen0187 (33886)
• Philippines
15 Jul 11
i always knew something was up with the red label that c*ke had. red is commie. c*ke had a red label. commie is c*ke and c*ke is commie.
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Jul 11
Explains a lot...
@dorannmwin (36698)
• United States
11 Jul 11
This reminds me of something that happened to me about a year ago. We were going to one of Kathryn's swim meets and I had put a can of soda in my purse so that I would have something to drink during the meet. Well, I notice that something is dripping out of my purse. Of course, it was the soda, it had exploded, soaking everything that I had in my purse. So, I didn't have anything to drink and even worse, during the swim meet I had to guard my possessions as I had them laid out so that they would be able to dry.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Jul 11
Oh geez, no fun at all...
@JenInTN (27565)
• United States
9 Jul 11
They'll stop at nothing! Their last attack on me was ill fitted to go cup lids from McDonalds! They know I'll always come back for that strawberry lemonade! It's a trap...and the strawberry stains your clothes too!
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Jul 11
Oh yeah and if you squeeze it wrong, splat!
• United States
8 Jul 11
Well that is something. I've had them explode too. My mountain Dew exploded last night but it only got my clothes wet not my computer. I dropped it and then opened it. Not a good thing to do.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Jul 11
I didn't drop or shake mine, so no clue why it did that.
@Masihi (4227)
• Canada
7 Jul 11
Yeap, it's them bloody terrorists, alright, ready and able to put in all their effort to make us infidels' lives just plain miserable. A new trend has started with the new management of al-Qaida (who I hear is a micro-manager and is very meticulous) who has taken over all the pop factories of the world, and injected with special carbon stuff that'll spray you each time you open a can of pop.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
dang and then all the pop companies will go out of business, and there goes what's left of the economy.
@BarBaraPrz (20503)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
7 Jul 11
I think it is a conspiracy... Yesterday I had a bottle of Tiger Malt... had a few swigs, put it down and five seconds later it was foaming out of the bottle! Luckily, I managed to get my mouth over the bottle opening quickly enough that I only got a few drops on the coaster.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
You were luckier than I was. I got sprayed...
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@Hatley (164534)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Jul 11
hi dawn wow what a way to start the day. Well at least you will not have sticky fingers from a sticky keyboard. But my oh my the E.S.S. board should be sending a representative with dry clothes and some damp towels, after all the Exploading Sodas Savior board is there in our Gov., solely to help the victims of exploding sodas. lol lol. Sp Dawn do go dial ESS etc to get a person to come rescue you from that dratted exploding soda. One will come to help you get cleaned up, and one to soothe and comfort your pissed off emotions. lol lol
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jul 11
Oh is that who I should call? :D cool...