Do you face this situation? funny communication on toilet

India
September 7, 2011 7:02am CST
One day my husband was in toilet and on his cell a call has came. I pick up the cell and talk who are you? Then from other side uncle said I am Subhedar Shah from CAD Camp then I wait for 2 minutes and think how can say him my husband is in toilet.. I tell him he went into the Pakistan (we are use this funny word for toilet) suddenly he said ohhh how can he go Pakistan he meet me at morning and I tell him give me urgent delivery of my Computer then I said ohhhhhhh uncle why you not understand he is in toilet. They loudly laugh and said ohhhh nooo why you not telling the clear.. I tell to my husband all the conversation, then he annoyed on me why you are tell this in Pakistan I said I was not remember any word but when my husband reach into the office of Shubehdar they said ohhh really Pankaj your wife is so funny..then my husband also said sorry sir she is foolish but Shubhedar said no no not foolish really I laugh when I was doing communication with your wife What you think really sometime due to funny communication our profit is more or maximum time bear the loss…
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@Hatley (164654)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Sep 11
hi surekharathi oh lol lol this is so funny and shame on your hubby for scolding you.You were trying to be discreet with your Uncle and you just thought he knew Pakistan meant the toilet. lol Not foolish but funny and sweet. My mom used to tell people she had to make an urgent and proper call when she needed to go to the bathroom. that really impressed some people. one cousin asked if my mom was some sort of business woman and I was dumbfounded.I said 'no my moms just a housewife why do you ask?: "Oh she told me she had to leave as she had an urgent and proper call." I laughed then explained'"My mom hates to say excuse me I have to go to the bathroom so instead she says she has an urgent and proper call." My cousin then laughed too and asked to speak to my mom. so people do try to use euphemisms when it comes to just saying she or he is in the toilet. lol
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• United States
7 Sep 11
I am laughing so hard as it is very funny! Yes it is not offensive at all it is just a way to say the person is in dispose at the moment. I too remember once my daughter picked up the telephone and told the caller, I am sorry but my mother is on the toilet. I heard her and yelled oh my do you have to give full details. She said, mom I did not tell them if you were doing number one or two. This is quite funny my dear friend and I will have to come up with a phrase too when this happens around here.
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• India
8 Sep 11
I was also laughing after telling this to that uncle.. hhhaha... yes some time people use no. 1 and 2 also I heard in mother's house when my brother was in toilet his small child pick up the phone and use this no. 2. thanks my dear friend but I can see your smile on your face then this is the big gift for me on your side...thanks pleas tell the Vidhy big bro he not like my discussion read his response and please put your comment there..I just using for fun not for any country.. I love to all countries people..
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@fantabulus (4005)
• India
7 Sep 11
wooooo you use funny words really anyone can laugh on this words like I am also laughing haha....you have more funny event like college days, your husband has girl friend, snoring, bathroom woooo nice keep it up..
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• India
7 Sep 11
thanks fanta! to response on my funny discussion. I have seen your discussion is also funny and like newspaper in toilet haha...
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@whengcat (1458)
• Philippines
7 Sep 11
We also have funny phrase about someone who's in the toilet, and it's "he/she is sitting on the throne"
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• India
7 Sep 11
haha.. means everyone has such funny words experience on toilet ohhh means my discussion is good the member are remembering there funny words or phrase thanks to join my discussion my friend..
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• India
8 Sep 11
Ha ha ha, it is the rely very funny story happened with you,and the funny movements is very impotent part of our life,i can't stop laughing to anther 5 min.
@WakeUpKitty (8707)
• Netherlands
7 Sep 11
Personally I think you was trying to find a very polite way of telling your husband is not available at the moment. What exactly is funny about it I don't know. Personally I would not like it if my husband would say I am foolish, I think he did that because he felt embarrashed although there is no need to at all since we all need to go to the bathroom sooner or later.
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@koperty3 (1877)
7 Sep 11
If my partner said that I'm foolish he would sleep in the living room at least for a weak
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• India
7 Sep 11
ohhh funny is I tell someone my husband is in Pakistan but actual he was in toilet.. that funny words @koperty my friend ohhh no your husband will sleep in living room but I know then cant sleep without their lovely wife dont apply this situation any time..
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@koperty3 (1877)
7 Sep 11
Yes I did face this situation before. But we use different words for "be in toilet". We got two phrases. First is " nature called him/her The second one is " she/he is where the king is alone".
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• India
7 Sep 11
Hahahha thanks for response and tell you experience.. but my husband not tell me foolish they tell him yes my wife is funny. But I heard foolish this is the problem of my ear haa...
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@rkbazad (131)
• India
19 Sep 12
Hi surekha, This is really funny and I know what is meaning to went to pakistan , its many time use by me and my friends for toilet :) I am also a funny boy and mostly use like this words , in fact I use only 10% original words and 90% use like this words for things :D My friends call me a big joker in fun and always ask you cant reply directly , why need always use like this words ... but they also enjoy it :) If some one chat with me or talk with me then he also use same line :D
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• India
20 Sep 12
Hmmm thats nice because fun is the most important part of our life. Nice name big joker I also heard this word for me from my family members side. Nice habit laugh and try to laugh to the people also.
@rkbazad (131)
• India
20 Sep 12
Thanks for say nice name :D yes my friend this life is so short so we have to enjoy our life with fun and smile, woe no need to waste our life with sad and stress on small things also. Life is for enjoy , some time big issue come then need to be serious but for every small thing no need make our face like this that some one broke your all tooth and now You cant open your mouth , otherwise all will laugh on you ... :D We have our own and strong tooth so we can laugh any as we want :D
@jaiho2009 (39019)
• Philippines
7 Sep 11
dear sis, This reminds me of my youngest son. I am indeed inside the toilet when someone is looking for me outside calling my name. Then my youngest son, so innocent replied back in a full voice "wait, my mom is in the toilet" Yes, his voice loud like a thunder that I can't help laughing inside the toilet upon hearing him say that nice topic dear sis sis, jaiho®
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• India
7 Sep 11
Hahahha nice means your son is like me innocent and tell frankly hha.. sis tell me this discussion are good or not I am just share my funny even..
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@jaiho2009 (39019)
• Philippines
8 Sep 11
there is nothing wrong with your topic sis...it's fun and funny
@MsTickle (24962)
• Australia
15 Sep 11
Hi surekharathi...let him answer his own cell phone himself in future. He was obviously embarrassed by your response but that is his problem not yours...there was no reason for him to call you foolish. The thing is, every single one of us has to use the toilet at some time, it's a perfectly natural function. It is he who is foolish for making such a drama of the situation. Now I am laughing at him.
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• India
15 Sep 11
Hahahh why in future try now no after my response they laugh like me haha,...
@jdyrj777 (6558)
• United States
8 Sep 11
I remember when i first got my first cell phone. I was so excited. I called a friend i knew was at home. I was calling from the toilet in the grocery store. During the conversation i forgot i was in the toilet and just automaticly flushed when i was done but still on the phone. The friend that i had called heard the flush and asked if i was in the toilet. I answered yes. He said, "Well, its nice to know when you go to take a sh!t that you are thinking of me." We both laughed so hard. I was a bit embarrised too.
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• India
8 Sep 11
hahah you story is more funny then me talking from toilet and forget that you are in toilet ahhaha....really not only you both but all will be laugh if they heard this incidence like me haha... read the discussion of fantabulus newspaper in toilet and TV in toilet and link in which TV in toilet I was laughing loudly when I read her discussion..
@marie2052 (3697)
• United States
7 Sep 11
Thanks for my smile today! Yes sometimes we have to think quick when something like that is going on. I usually say he is outside somewhere and can I have you call him back. That usually works for us and does not disclose what they are personally doing.
• India
7 Sep 11
Yes friend you are right generally we he is outside but I was not remember any word so I tell this thanks to share your view..
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• India
8 Sep 11
everyone faces this problem... fun is needed but the place you choose should be good and the words that you use has to be nice. If these are good then there is no wrong in communication.
• India
8 Sep 11
thanks to tell this is not wrong and puts your response so you laugh or not after reading my discussion haha....
• India
8 Sep 11
ya..ofcourse it was funny and laughed aloud... dont mind mam.. wish this doesnt happen often.. haa haaa..
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@Rosa26 (2620)
• United States
8 Sep 11
You are very funny Surekha! Sometimes I do that too, when my husband is in the toilet and I answer his phone I say "he is doing something that not body else can do for him" And the people understand what I mean.
• India
8 Sep 11
Hahah my friend really when I talk ohhh uncle why you not understand he is in toilet I laugh myself loudly...
@Rosa26 (2620)
• United States
8 Sep 11
Hahahah! very funny Surekha.
• India
8 Sep 11
Ha ha ha, it is really very funny story happened with you, this funny moment is very impotent part of our life, but anyway really i can't stop laughing for anther 5min.
• India
19 Sep 12
Hahhe...when posting I was not control on my laughing. Yes funny moment is important for life.
• India
19 Sep 12
I almost had forget this discussion and to reply to your comment I read it whole again because it is such a long time after you replied to it. It is funny that you use that word, I hope no body mind.
@cream97 (29169)
• United States
14 Sep 11
Hi, surekharathi. No. I never answer my husband's cell phone while he is using the bathroom. If it is a house phone, I will answer it. If your husband was using the bathroom, the most respectful thing to do would be for his uncle to call back. I mean, his nephew was using the toilet and surely he don't expect for your husband to meet him and give him an urgent delivery of his computer. I am sure that this could wait, you know.
• India
19 Sep 12
Yes you are right they could be wait but I talk this word suddenly. Yes I should say this word call back but forget and told funny words anyway at least most of mylotter are laughs after reading my discussions.
• Philippines
9 Sep 11
I once answered a phone interview in the bathroom. I really needed that job so I answered it even if I was doing my business.
• India
12 Oct 11
HAhah..you replied the interview questions from toilet thats great then finally you got the job or not.
@sanjay91422 (2728)
• India
8 Sep 11
I never faced such situation but if sometimes when I am on phone and I have to go to toilet I will say "I have another call, so wait for 1 minute please". I think there is nothing wrong even if you say the word toilet. I think Pakistani People may get red head if they hear about it here. Why to use a country word for the toilet?
• India
19 Sep 12
Hmmm means you have also habit talking from toilet okk no problem go ahead. I not know why use but many people use this word.
@shskumbla (3341)
• India
8 Sep 11
For Toilet we use the funny word not as Pakistan but as England. I do not know why these country names are!
• India
19 Sep 12
I also not know about this but most of the Indian use this word for toilet. But anyway I was laughing when posting the discussion and facing the funny situation.
• United States
8 Sep 11
I just hand the phone to hubby if it's urgent otherwise I tell the person something like he ran to the store for a pack of cigs he'll be back in a few and he'll call back. I don't feel you were foolish I feel you were trying to use a "code word" w/o directly saying he was on the toilet to spare him some embarassment if you said something like "he's on the toilet and he is having a bowl movement it could be a while...." *LMAO*
• India
8 Sep 11
yes friend I was trying to using some code word but I forget I can say he is gone in no. 2 because sometime people use this code word also no. 2 haha..thanks to share your view..
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• United States
7 Sep 11
My friend called me randomly once and told me, "Dude, guess what? You hear that? You are the first person I ever called while taking a dump." I was laughing so hard.
• India
8 Sep 11
hahha.. thanks to tell you laughed and be careful dont put your age here less 18 because I think account may be deleted due to less age my one friend bear this loss because her age was only 16..
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