How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?

@urbandekay (18312)
January 25, 2012 3:36am CST
None, they sit and wait indefinitely for the free market to do it. How many private utilities does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it cost thousands in dividends all the best urban
2 responses
@bobmnu (8160)
• United States
26 Jan 12
You forget to mention the thousands of investors that gave you the private utility. They are the ones that see that you have the electricity to light the light bulb.
@urbandekay (18312)
26 Jan 12
Err no, they stole it off us. That thief, Margaret Thatcher stole our utilities and gave them to private investors and I received no recompense. Back to school for you boy all the best urban
• United States
25 Jan 12
How many blank stares does it take for people to learn that light bulb changing jokes are just not funny?
@JohnRok1 (2051)
26 Jan 12
In my case, the result of dividing 1 by 0. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? komplexify.com/epsilon/2009/03/21/lotsa-riddles-11-light-bulb-jokes, http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm321.htm. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None, let her cook in the dark. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? It had better be one, because we're not letting the others out of their kitchens to help her (Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares, why wasn't she in the kitchen - sorry, that's a digression from the serious matter in hand). How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One will do it, but the light bulb has go to want to change. How many university departments does it take to change a light bulb? Chaaaaaange?!?!????? How many surrealist artists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to paint the ceiling and the other to throw the cat out of the window.