If you are cursed to become a centaur

Calgary, Alberta
April 8, 2012 10:53pm CST
[this is a fantasy topic, its created for fun and not to be taken seriously, if you think this kind of topics wont entertain you, dont post] Lets say some crazy Goddess decided to curse you for no reason, she just felt like it cos she is bored and she have no plans of bringing you back to normal. she decided to turn you into a centaur, in other words your legs will turn into a body of a horse while your upperbody remained human. How would you live your life now that you are not normal anymore? are you going to hide from people are young going to try defy the odds and give your best to make humans accept you? are you going to donate your pants and shorts cos you wont be able to use them anymore? what will you do if some crazy scientist wants to catch you cos they want to study you in a laboratory? are you going to stay with your family?
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@hvedra (1623)
10 Apr 12
Once you are half human and half horse you can poop in the street!
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• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 12
are you going to do that if you are half horse?
• India
12 Apr 12
Hello,if i were cursed,then i will find a way to be back to be human again..by some using some chemicals,i will never give up...and i will never run away from family,they will never sent me as they love me..Very good topic you have introduced!!
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• Calgary, Alberta
12 Apr 12
well the curse is no cure, so yeah the horse legs will be there for eternity. Centaurs have longer lifespan and were stronger than regular humans though.
• India
15 Apr 12
Yes,it has a cure..it can be removed and i will put artificial legs..
• Calgary, Alberta
15 Apr 12
you will lose your genitals if you do so, and some part of your digestive system cos your legs are turned into a "horse's body"
@lady1993 (16895)
• Philippines
6 Jun 12
I think i will cut ties with the world and just live with animals.. being this mythical creature, i think many people would want to experiment on me or put me in a circus.. i wouldn't want that.. And yes, i'd give all my clothes, the lower ones since i cannot use any of them anymore.. Do i get to talk with animals and understand them too?
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• Calgary, Alberta
6 Jun 12
so you will still use keep upper clothes... I guess you may be able to communicate to animals being a half animal your self. You can be a forest guardian. Your family may still visit you there once in a while.
@lady1993 (16895)
• Philippines
11 Jun 12
Yeah, i don't want to walk around topless. it can be cold too. If i couldn't talk to animals, i might go crazy.. since i will cut ties with everyone, so no one can harm me, and it'll be hard for them to accept me.
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Jan 13
I wonder if they will let a centaur compete on a horse race.
@shskumbla (3341)
• India
12 Apr 12
Hello,if i am cursed,then i will ask someone or to Goddess it self to cure me..i will somehow make her happy since i will have the power to make others feel happy...So what will you do if you are cursed to become centaur??
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• Calgary, Alberta
12 Apr 12
well the godess dont want to cure you, she turned you into a centaur cos she wanted you to be the starter of a centaur race. well if I am a centaur, I mighty have a garage sale of my pants, shorts and underwear cos I wont be able to wear them anymore.
@shskumbla (3341)
• India
12 Apr 12
Well,i have power that even Goddess will be deceived!!!
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 12
In this situation you are as powerless human, and the question is about how will you live as a centaur, not how to be human again.
• Philippines
9 Apr 12
i've always wanted be one. just think about it... the body of a man melded wit that of a horse! it means freedom to run and cover wide expanses of land in minutes. near unlimited stamina augmented height, meaning you're taller than most people, therefore a better vantage point and better ability to lead people i'd rock if i was a centaur i'm definitely not gonna hide i'd donate all my clothes (we all know centaurs have great physiques, so why not show it. My body ain't too bad as it is right now thanks to regular workout sessions) i'd kick the mad scientist and i can also go work for the military or the government to improve my protection. and yeah i'm going to stay with my family. the chicks'd love me cause i'd have the body of a god and be hung like a ... horse. hehehe
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• Calgary, Alberta
9 Apr 12
so you will basically love the idea that your new lower body is unable to wear trousers for that particular reason cos you will be literally a stallion. I can see chicks wanting to ride the back of a centaur but I'mnot sure if they will be into the woohoo thing, You maybe able to chase criminals more than the donut munching cops though.
• Calgary, Alberta
29 Apr 12
are you a powerful Goddess who can turn him into one? If I am a centaur I might consider starting a youtube channel and hope to get a partnership and surpassed annoying orange when it comes to subscribers.
@secretbear (19466)
• Philippines
16 Apr 12
If I became a centaur, I will migrate to Greece and find some people who will worship me. But definitely, I would be ashamed and probably hide myself so that no one could see me. If my family would still keep me, I would stay with them but probably only up to a certain point. I would not like to be hidden forever. I would ask them to take me to Greece where I can roam freely in the mountains and let myself be seen once in a while by humans. I'm sure they will be inspired and start worshiping god-like beings again. But I will be careful not to be taken by scientists. I would not want to be studied inside a laboratory like a weird specimen. As for my clothes, of course I will take the upper garments. As to the lower garments, I will just leave them to my family. I'll let them do whatever they want to do with it. ^^
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 12
Basically the clothing you have that will be useless will be your pants,jeans,shorts, underwear, swimwear, socks and shoes. Greeks are Christians and atheist now, so I'm not sure if they will worship you. A tribe from a remote island might do though. do you think you would mind a Vegan diet? I mean your horse part wont be able to handle meat, You can contact Korina Sanchez or Jessica Soho to make a cover story about you.