Kris Aquino isn't Funny!

@SIMPLYD (81357)
Philippines
December 30, 2012 2:17am CST
In the movie Sdisterakas, Kris Aquino was not funny. She was trying to be funny buy she wasn't able to make me laugh. In fact, when she threw her punch lines the people didn't laugh at all. I think, she should just stick to hosting, because even if i am a fan, i can say that she isn't as good as when she's hosting, when she acts.
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@julyteen (13259)
• Davao, Philippines
31 Dec 12
It's different if you are an original comedian, I mean natural in nature. I think she is only a trying hard copy cat. If she alone on the movie and the genre is a comedy. Nobody will watch her.
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@cobalt20 (1321)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
If you don't watch Kris movies, you must close your eyes with handkerchief. hahaha!
@julyteen (13259)
• Davao, Philippines
31 Dec 12
Good advice man
@cobalt20 (1321)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
Don't do this at home or movies, July.
@Cutie18f (9563)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
She's supposed to be good at screaming in horror films. I think she can act but maybe as a comedienne, her sense of humor may not be in tune with other people's sense of humor. In our country, people seldom laugh at humor. They want comedy.
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@cobalt20 (1321)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
Kris must join MFF Shake, Rattle and Roll IV. She can be a vampire instead of Sisterakas.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
Yeah, she's good at screaming in horror films, cutie! In fact, i think she got a best actress award for a horror film. Cobalt, indeed i must agree with you.
@mariaperalta (19094)
• Mexico
31 Dec 12
So I guess she wont win any acting awards for that role? Seems everyone agrees with you, she wasnt very funny. Happy new years..
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@cobalt20 (1321)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
Actually, she won best actress during 1990's. She is not a comedian but she is trying her best.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
yes, she won a best actress award. I just can't remember what particular movie it was, cobalt? I think it's for a horror movie? But as to being a comedienne, no she can't really. She better stick to hosting.
@averygirl72 (16620)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
Haven't seen that movie too but I will look for it myself. I seem to observe that too , some good looking celebrities cannot really be effective as comedienne. Those with funny looks seems to be more effective. Being funny is really a talent, not all celebrities are good at it.
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@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
That's true my friend. For you to be truly funny, you must have a not good looking face or there's something funny in your face. So that's why, Kris being a glamour girl, isn't funny at all.
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
I haven't watched it, but I got the same feedback from my brother. I think she can act in a horror movie, but she's not that good and can easily be replaced by any other actors. I agree, she should just stick to hosting. Her hosting skills are way above average anyway.
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@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
She is a good host my friend. she really knows what she is talking about and knows how to make a guest comfortable with the questions she may throw. She should just really stick to hostin!
@iluvusabado (2560)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
i love kris aquino. but she really has no acting talent at all. the only thing she can do is talk.
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@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
Yeah me too, i am really a fan. Other say she's maarte, yes she is but i think that's her. At least she's transparent, though a bit tactless sometimes. I too think she should just stick to hosting.
@chiyosan (30203)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
Oh that is really quite obvious. She looked really trying hard to do comedy, punch lines aren't her thing at all. i think even Vice in the movie was over doing it himself. I think this comedy movie was mediocre and such a waste of money if watched. Back to the topic - Kris for me should just stick to hosting indeed, she has no talent for comedy, even drama - her facial reactions are just the same in ever different kinds of scenes. haha even in horror movies she made, she was sure looking constipated.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
So we have the same perception of her acting. It's what is mostly being said about her acting - her facial expression is the same for all feelings! well, for me Sisterakas entertained me, though i must agree it's a mediocre type of movie.
@ddaguno (3110)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
I agree. she has no acting talent whatsoever. when the scenes require tears, she tries not to blink so tears would come out.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
Dancing the Gangnam - Here i am dancing the Gangnam as requested by my boss! I'm the one in whole white with an orange sash.
It's the Eye-Mo that is fslling not the tears, my friend.
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@Aja103654 (5658)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
I don't follow Kris Aquino. Sure she has a lot of charisma and a natural at hosting. Most of the time... I just find her annoying, a drama queen though I don't think she is a bad person.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
She is maarte yes. But she's intelligent and that's what i also like in her. She's also a generous person as i have read.
@Aja103654 (5658)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
We can't know a person unless we meet them and spend time with them. We can know her through her actions, but we don't have to believe everything the media tells us. She is indeed maarte. Not surprising since she's been famous all her life, her family is famous and she's an actress. I believe she is spoiled and an attention seeker. But definitely has a good side to her too!
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
Yes, i agree. She is maarte because she was born to a famous family, not to mention that they are from an affluent family. So, she's like that already all her life, and it's her. At least she's being honest.
@Kalyni2011 (3503)
• India
3 Jan 13
Thanks for sharing dear Dina. Just now i responded to your discussion about some movie, am excited to see them lol.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
3 Jan 13
Maybe you can just watch for the trailer of their movie Sisterakas on You Tube, should you like to have a glimpse of the movie, Kalyni. Unfortunately, there is no sub-title, because it's in Tagalog.
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• India
3 Jan 13
I really don't know Tagalog, but hubby knows little.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
3 Jan 13
• Calgary, Alberta
30 Dec 12
she won acting awards before and those victories are nothing but flukes. Lets say the roles on that film just happens to fit her personality thats why she got an award, thankfully she didnt an ward this time around as her acting is 1 dimensional. I also hate her voice..... The only time her acting impressed me, is when she played a Villain role in Calvento files, but then,.... I was like 7 years old when I watched that episode so I dont know whats good acting then.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
I don't remember tht one with Galvento files. Can you refresh me what was it, Albert. So she has already played a villain role. Did she do justice to that role too?
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
Oh yes, i think i saw that one, albert. Galvento files was also good, i just don't know why it didn't last long as MMK has.
@rsa101 (14874)
• Quezon City, Philippines
31 Dec 12
Well obviously she is not a comedian and she was lined up with two veteran comedians so it is pretty obvious that she would be left out of the scene. I think the friendship of the three was just accomodated in the film and they were not really serious in getting the film get any rewards. But again to my surprise they got the 3rd best film?
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
Yeah, i think it's because they are close friends that she too was included. Thus, she too will receive a percentage of the gross sales. Another notch wealthier , she is. No wonder she's in the US having a grand vacation with her kids.
@rsa101 (14874)
• Quezon City, Philippines
2 Jan 13
Yeah getting one of the top box office hits for the MMFF I guess they just got a lot of fans that supported them and the well promoted film did get the fruits of their labor.
@aerous (13474)
• Philippines
1 Jan 13
I agree with you, friend. I don't think that Kris, is appropriate in comedy where her face is very strict.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
And there's nothing funny in her face, that's why she can't be a comedienne.
@Metatronik (5911)
• Pasay, Philippines
31 Dec 12
When I was riding inside the MRT last night I've heard the passengers beside me talking about that movie then mentioned it that Kris Aquino wasn't that funny or it was corny at all. I don't know who to blame on that movie but I think it could be the director or the writer who weren't able to analyze how Kris will deliver the punchlines. I agree she must be focusing on hosting because at times her tactless statements makes me laugh.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
Oh you are so right there my friend! Some of her tactless remarks do make me laugh also!
@bluespygirl (2112)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
I think senior comedians like Dolphy and Vic Sotto are funny because they don't exert effort in making the movie watchers funny. I think they are effortless. Just delivering the lines is funny for them alone with not much facial expressions. Sisterakas is on my top list to watch in this MMFF. I don't like the fantasy or suspense type. I think the SSR series is "bitin" to watch. I like to watch One More Try movie too.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
But have you noticed though that most comedians have something weird or funny to be laughed at when they throw in their punchlines or jokes? Thus, Kris being a glamor girl can't be funny at all.
@chiwasaki (4661)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
I have not watched the movie so I am not sure about that. But I guess she fits better in horror films that in comedy. She is also good in hosting, she should stick to that as well.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
yes, she should just stick to hosting. Horror movies, i think she fares well into it also.
@aseretdd (13736)
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
Kris Aquino is not just not funny... she is also not a very good actress... i don't understand why she keeps making movies... and i also do not understand why she won some acting awards... But no doubt that she is a good host... when she is in her talk show... there she can be funny... because it comes natural to her... i agree... she should just stick to the small screen... and leave the big screen to those who are really good at acting...
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
yes, she could also be funny in her hosting show. It comes naturally when it's that way. I think, the producers seem to have a feeling that her fans will be an additional to the many who will flock the movie, so she gets included.
• Philippines
31 Dec 12
I agree. Kris Aquino is not funny. Not only in Sdisterakas but even her earlier attempts at comedy. Rene Reqieustas (God rest his soul) carried her in Pido Dida 1, 2, 3 and they became certified hits. In Sdisterakas, she was with Vice Ganda and Ai Ai delas Alas, two of the country's top comedians. If she isn't funny in that movie Vice and Ai Ai can well compensate. But we should hand it over to her in picking up projects that gives her box office success.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
2 Jan 13
Yes, i saw that Pido Dida too. It's Rene Requistas who carried the funny scenes. I think she knows that Sisterakas will be a big hit, so she also was with it. She mentioned the other night that they will be given a percentage from the movie, it being a blockbuster.
@ARIES1973 (9539)
• Legaspi, Philippines
30 Dec 12
I was really planning to watch that movie but I was just not able to find time maybe I just wait until it will be released on DVD. Have a nice day!
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
If you can find the time, watch it in a movie theater. It's nice seeing the dresses they wear in wide screen.
@enelym001 (8333)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
I haven't seen the movie yet. But I have to agree with you that she better stick to hosting than acting. Coz wherever you put her, whether it's a comedy, horror or drama... she can't justify it.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
I think we are all unanimous in saying that Enelym. It's actually Ai ai and Vice who really made the viewers laugh. It also have a moral lesson, and that's what's nice.
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
Not going to bother to see it. My patience and money willingly go to waste. The trailer itself was a good indication enough. actually, I think she's also kinda bad at hosting. Comparing the Manzanos (Edu and Luis) in her former shows is more refreshing than her hosting it. As long as she plays the exaggerated woman, she fist the role well because she's born to play it.
@SIMPLYD (81357)
• Philippines
30 Dec 12
Well, that your opinion my friend about Kris' hosting. But so far, i like her hosting. She's intelligent and transparent, that's why i like her.