Smear Campaign

@p1kef1sh (45640)
February 6, 2013 11:24am CST
I am sure that we have all heard of people who laughed so hard at a joke that they read on a computer screen that they spit tea or coffee all over it. However, today I went a step further and managed to smear humus all over my iPad screen. I must say that as an alternative to crackers or pitta bread it is not a great gastronomic choice. Neither is it very easy to clean off without smearing it somewhere else on the glass. But these things must be tried don't you think? I wonder what other unlikely and indigestible pairings there are.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Feb 13
spaghetti and chili, not usually done, tastes great, wouldn't recommend spitting it all over an ipad....
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
6 Feb 13
What time shall I come round for my tea then? I shall leave the iPad at home!
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Feb 13
Hm, spaghetti and chili is not something one normally serves for tea...
@GreenMoo (11842)
6 Feb 13
What was so funny?
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
6 Feb 13
I don't know. Although I suppose that it's a little unusual to smear food on your computer screen. Maybe not rib tickling so though.
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@GreenMoo (11842)
6 Feb 13
My kids manage to do it all the time. I don't find it at all amusing!
@robspeakman (1705)
6 Feb 13
Humus? I thought that was a mythical thing that the middle class threatened their children with...
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
6 Feb 13
This middle class man loves humus as does his child! Mission accomplished.
@RawBill1 (8542)
• Gold Coast, Australia
15 Feb 13
Nice! What a great mess! We have had a cat pee on a keyboard. that was lovely. I have also spilled small amounts of smoothie on my trusty old keyboard a few times too. But it still keeps going strong. HP, had it for 7 years now!
@p1kef1sh (45640)
15 Feb 13
The old HP sauce. Marvellous stuff on bacon, sausages etc......surprised that you go for that stuff Bill! LOL.
@RawBill1 (8542)
• Gold Coast, Australia
26 Feb 13
Oh yeah, I love the old sauce in my smoothies. HP smoothie. Nothing better!
@jerzgirl (8027)
• Gloucester City, New Jersey
11 Feb 13
I can only say this, P1kie - that you are fortunate that your oral orifice was the exit chamber and not any other. I will not say why.
@p1kef1sh (45640)
11 Feb 13
I can imagine. Fortunately I have yet to use any computer equipment for sitting (that is SITTING) on! But given enough time......
@zoey7879 (3104)
• United States
7 Feb 13
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *deep breathe* wwwwwwwwwwww I haven't had similar happenings from laughing, but from coughing instead. Never with something as... extraordinarily... gooey, however!
@p1kef1sh (45640)
11 Feb 13
I have tried hard not to repeat the incident!
@BarBaraPrz (20503)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
6 Feb 13
Microchips and vinegar?
@p1kef1sh (45640)
6 Feb 13
Yum yum
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