Twisted sister

@dawnald (84142)
Shingle Springs, California
February 8, 2013 9:43pm CST
So last night I dragged my sister to the ballet. It was the Russian National Ballet doing Sleeping Beauty. Dearra was annoyed to find out that there was no dragon in it, but I digress. It was very nice, all the pretty ladies and the men in their tights. And I just love the music from that particular ballet. During the intermission, my sister leans over and says, "the male dancers were just too much information. Their tights were so tight that I could tell which ones were circumcised and which ones were not." Almost fell out of my chair. So I was telling my friend, and made a comment about my sister looking so closely at the guys, and she says everybody does it. "No," said I, "I look at the butts." "I'm not into butts," she says, "because of what comes out of them." Almost fell out of my chair again. la la la I waltzed with you once upon a dream, la la la....
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@GardenGerty (109013)
• United States
9 Feb 13
Both of them are funny. I am not sure what I would look at. I just want my own tutu
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@Hatley (164354)
• Garden Grove, California
9 Feb 13
hi gardengertyh just thinking my tu tu would have to be a mu mu as I am too big for a tutu
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
How about a nice blue one?
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@GardenGerty (109013)
• United States
9 Feb 13
I like blue, dawnald, or anything except orange. Hatley, we can sew tulle on the bottome of your muu muu, but I must confess that when I think of you and a musical I think of the ones that sang bibbity bobbity boo in the Disney animation. My brain is tired so I cannot make up my mind what story it was and if they were witches or fairies. I will go search.
@echoforever (5192)
• United States
9 Feb 13
How did you manage not to bust up laughing so loud the whole set of dancers fell off que and caused havoc for the whole show?!
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
It was intermission...
@Hatley (164354)
• Garden Grove, California
9 Feb 13
hi dawn thanks for the l augh I am still giggling also I have almost thought that several times seeing some guys in those snug tights. but she really made me laugh wow. oh and the butts I had always told my husband that I loved his neat tight little butt but I was not thinking like your sister wow. sleeping beauty is a really wonderful ballet and that music wow.my your sister does have a way with words. he he haha wow. Did dearra hear her? he he.
• United States
9 Feb 13
I have thought of the butt thing before.. I don't look a butts really. I just never voiced that as she did.
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
Dearra wasn't there, but I told her about it later.
@BarBaraPrz (22175)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
9 Feb 13
Sounds like you got your money's worth of entertainment.
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• Philippines
9 Feb 13
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
Of course, if I'd just been going for laughs I could have taken my sister to McDonald's.
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@savypat (20245)
• United States
10 Feb 13
Isn't it great that these statements can be made freely by women, men have been doing this forever about us. Blessings
@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Feb 13
hahaha true, it's only fair!
@vandana7 (70083)
• India
9 Feb 13
Now ...you had me falling off my chair... Good friend and good sister...
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
You'll never look at the ballet the same way again...
• United States
9 Feb 13
I have an answer to almost everything but this one? LOL and why are you so surprised you fell out of your chair TWICE? Hahaha!!! I would have laughed and said something along the lines of "Who cares what comes out of the butt? I be focused on whether or not I can tell who is circumsized instead."
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
uh huh you probably would
• United States
9 Feb 13
I would have bust out laughing when she said that,because I would have been looking at them too. it is a habit for me when I see men wearing clothing that is tight on them.
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
I've never been really interested in looking at things on that end.
@bounce58 (17523)
• Canada
12 Feb 13
I have nothing to contribute to this discussion. It just made me laugh!
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• Philippines
13 Feb 13
as dawn said "You'll never look at the ballet the same way again..." gosh, if i ever met a ballet dancer, i don't know if i can keep a straight face!
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Feb 13
Well if you bust out laughing you'll have to explain it, so better start working on your poker face.
@bounce58 (17523)
• Canada
15 Feb 13
Yes Ms. Gaga!
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• United States
11 Feb 13
Silly me , I just watch the dancers to see how close to Misha they are. Baryshnikov flew like a bird and spun like a top! I never check the guys out. It is not like they are strippers, lol.
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Feb 13
I've only seen him on TV, but yes he did!
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Feb 13
But I did see Fonteyn and Nureyev...
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@celticeagle (122394)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Feb 13
I always thought there was WAY too much information on the front of them too. And I always enjoy the butss. I am alittle embarrassed for them as well. I was never much of an exhibitionist.
@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Feb 13
What did David Niven say? "Showing off his shortcomings"...
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@celticeagle (122394)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Feb 13
Sounds like him. Did you read his two books. Great fun!
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Feb 13
Nope, I didn't...
@wolfie34 (26792)
• United Kingdom
10 Feb 13
She sounds like a scream, literally! I take it Dearra didn't overhear your sister's remarks? And why was your sister looking so closely and obviously fixated? Thank you for making me laugh, do you go out with your sister often?
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Feb 13
Dearra wasn't with us when it happened. And I don't go out with my sister nearly often enough...
@wolfie34 (26792)
• United Kingdom
10 Feb 13
Sorry I just assumed when you said Dearra was annoyed to find out that there was no dragon in it, that she accompanied you.
@chertsy (3804)
• United States
11 Feb 13
I wish I could go to the ballet. Especially to see Sleeping Beauty. Your sister sounds like a hoot to be around. I think I would have either fell off my chair or had to leave the area so I could laugh. I think I would have laughed when my friend told me something like that, because it's just to funny. I also like butts, but the front package is just as good,.
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Feb 13
If the music didn't make the evening, the comment certainly did.
@jillhill (37383)
• United States
10 Feb 13
I like arms.....but don't like men in sleeveless so their pit hair hangs out...butts are nice too....try not to think about what comes out of them!
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Feb 13
Hm, I don't recall seeing any pit hair...
@blackrusty (3530)
• Mexico
10 Feb 13
well the sister should have kept her mouth closed and just said it was good or bad mind you i have never been to one and yet i have seen them on tv and yes the tight are a bit to tight you can make out ever detail both on men and women
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Feb 13
OH but it was funny...
@blue65packer (11835)
• United States
9 Feb 13
Never been to a ballet. I am sure I was able to see one I would be looking at the front and the back of the male dancers! It would not matter! I would probaly like the men in their tight tights instead of the ballet!
@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
Well at least there would be something in it for you!
@CatsandDogs (13964)
• United States
9 Feb 13
LMBO!! Omg I'm laughing.... At least you got a good laugh from them both.... even though you almost fell out of your chair! I guess you'll not be taking them with you to another ballet! Or will you be so brave again? One time my mom was sitting for the elderly and she brought this lady out to our house that I had never met before. I had just come in from work and this little old lady was at the kitchen table and she introduces herself to me "Hi! I'm Lucy ducey! How are you?" I was taken aback and then decided to join in the great spirited feeling that's in the room. Then she tells me she has a joke to tell me and I said ok so I'm listening and she tells the joke as it goes, there was this little old lady sound asleep in her bed and one morning her rooster crows c*ck a doodle dooo and the little old lady says Oh any ole c*ck will do! My mouth fell to the floor and I was so wide eyed and looked at my mom and back at Lucy and they were just laughing and finally I could laugh too but was so deg goned shocked that this cute little old lady could tell such a joke! But she did!! I loved her ever since!
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
haha I've heard that punchline before...
@katsmeow1213 (29043)
• United States
9 Feb 13
Naughty girls! Maybe I should go to a ballet sometime :)
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
A nice seat up close...
• India
9 Feb 13
sounds funny....ya..just funny..
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
Yup, very funny
@alberello (4755)
• Italy
9 Feb 13
Well, if I understand correctly, you are basically went to see a play. From what I could tell, you have fun. I am not fond of the theater. I prefer the cinema. However, I do not go to a movie theater to see a movie, it's almost ten years! You know now the chance to see what you want via streaming ... However, you have spent a pleasant evening, this is important.
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@dawnald (84142)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Feb 13
I went to the ballet.