ok some anti men jokes - guys please dont be offended
By jim bo45
@jimbo45reborn (352)
Aberdeen, Scotland
August 12, 2013 4:27pm CST
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slutt.
3. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Even at that stage they won’t stop to ask directions.
5. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being
6. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
7. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
8. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A Widow
9. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
10. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They are all married.
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6 responses
@jimbo45reborn (352)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
13 Aug 13
it implies that there are only 2 honest, intelligent, caring men in the world
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
13 Aug 13
Both means two together so it's saying there are only two of these kind of men in the world.
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@Sunshine18 (200)
• United States
15 Aug 13
That Pinocchio one is really funny now I can't get that image out of my head thanks lol.
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@jimbo45reborn (352)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
15 Aug 13
yes his mummy obviously did not tell him that rubbing two bits of wood together was a fire risk
@jimbo45reborn (352)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
13 Aug 13
i think pinnochio was excited and just sort of combusted
@MarcPierreD (4)
• Santander, Spain
13 Aug 13
Welll, but some guys are good, no? Like me, i guess...
