Whats the funniest joke you have heard lately?

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1 experience salesman managed to get an interview with the managing director 0f a big firm. As soon as he walk, the big boss looked at him and said , “our very face tells me that here comes a bore.” Thank you indeed sir, aid the salesman, for the compliment, “ never new that my face was a mirror.” 2 Father; there is a plenty of time for our daughter to think of getting married. Let her wait till the right type of man comes along. Mother ; I do not see why she should wait that long. I did not when I was her age.

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."