Fare Thee Well Sparky.

Grand Haven, Michigan
September 15, 2015 8:06am CST
I have a feeling sometimes that the people I hang around with are not right in the head. Make no mistake, I'm not either. But sometimes the amount of time we waste trying to humiliate, insult, and mess with each other seems inappropriate to the amount of time we try and instill good will among our fellow man. Sometimes I silently vow to be the champion of change for our misfit crew. Then this happens. I was invited to a bonfire party from one of the morons 'r' us group. It seems he has made a home made flamethrower. Which is cool on the surface. Until he tells us HOW he learned to make it. "I made one just like it in a video game once. It'll be fine, trust me". If there's one thing you can be absolutely sure of it's that if any of my friends say "TRUST ME", you cannot, under any circumstances, trust them. Ever. I quickly said goodbye to my erroneous thoughts of goodwill towards men and quickly decided to charge my video camera to catch the carnage. And maybe a million YouTube hits. I want to say "Nice knowing you" in advance. We shall forever remember you from now on as "Sparky".
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• United States
24 Sep 15
So you hang around with a bunch of rednecks? Nothing good EVER comes after a redneck says "Trust me" or "Hey y'all, watch this"!
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• United States
25 Sep 15
@spleendingo1 By the way, I think that you should have just gone with the excuse that I readily provided about being rednecks. I somehow think that knowing and doing it anyway makes you worse than rednecks, and I was not sure that we even possible.
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
25 Sep 15
@purplealabaster That's what I mean. I KNEW it was wrong to admit it, but I did anyway lmao I just didn't want you to mistake me for someone who's idea of fun is a mud race with my sister/wife lol
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• United States
25 Sep 15
@spleendingo1 And just what exactly is wrong with that?! *takes hand of husband/brother and marches angrily away*
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@simone10 (21648)
• Louisville, Kentucky
18 Sep 15
Did anything happen? I hope no one was hurt during the incident.
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
18 Sep 15
The only thing that got hurt was the ego of the dude who built this thing that resembled what an 8 year old would make for a craft project at his "special" school lol
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@simone10 (21648)
• Louisville, Kentucky
19 Sep 15
@spleendingo1 Oh no! I imagine his ego was a git bruised, especially in front of his friends.
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
20 Sep 15
@simone10 Yeah, but we do that to each other all the time. So we're used to bruised egos and hurt feelings lol
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@LadyDuck (170143)
• Switzerland
15 Sep 15
And what happened? Did the flamethrower work fine or you got 1 millilon hits on YouTube?
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
16 Sep 15
Nothing. It looked like a toilet paper holder held together by duct tape. lol
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@LadyDuck (170143)
• Switzerland
16 Sep 15
@spleendingo1 LOL nothing exciting!
@Shellyann36 (11283)
• United States
10 Oct 15
So tell me, was he drunk when he made the flame thrower or was he sober? Of course I am sure he was quite drunk when he tried it out.
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@cahaya1983 (10039)
• Malaysia
20 Sep 15
Oh, too bad nothing happened. Sparky could have been famous, a million YouTube hits and all.
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
21 Sep 15
I have faith with that kind of thinking he will one day be famous for MUCH worse lol
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@jaboUK (54860)
• United Kingdom
15 Sep 15
'Morons 'R us' !! Hilarious . I can see that you and I are going to get along just fine.
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
15 Sep 15
I figured that also when your POEM made me laugh. A poem! lol
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