You have 5 Seconds before Clothes and Linens become as Hard as Concrete

@OneOfMany (12401)
United States
September 24, 2015 11:11pm CST
My mind likes to create difficult situations for me. It will erase the ground and make it look like an abyss. It will conjure horrible beasts in the darkness for me to run from. It will insert dream images over real ones when I'm tired, and it will tell me that I have x number of seconds to unravel myself from my blankets and sheets before they solidify and trap me in a nightmarish prison. I'm glad it never actually happens, but one of these days I will be sealed in a tomb on my bed and never see freedom again, so I would rather not take my chances!
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@LadyDuck (175970)
• Switzerland
25 Sep 15
I think I can jump out of the bed in less than 5 seconds, no clothing in bed.
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@OneOfMany (12401)
• United States
25 Sep 15
It's a lot harder when you are tangled in your blankets!
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@LadyDuck (175970)
• Switzerland
26 Sep 15
@OneOfMany Yes, if you are tangled this is not easy. Do you know that you have weird dreams?
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@OneOfMany (12401)
• United States
26 Sep 15
@LadyDuck I know I have weird dreams. The 5 second thing isn't a dream though, it's a thought.
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@jstory07 (69839)
• Roseburg, Oregon
25 Sep 15
time to get up and get up fast before you imagine something else.
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@OneOfMany (12401)
• United States
25 Sep 15
One thought I had once was if I was God and I wanted to purge the world of life to start over, I'd just make all oxygen and carbon dioxide into nitrogen or some other gas. It would be over pretty quickly. I'm sure there are organisms that don't need those two gases, but they could be dealt with in a similar way. Good thing my thoughts don't manifest!