House Elves for everyone!

Centralia, Missouri
October 14, 2015 10:11am CST
I don't know about you, but I need a house elf or two. I just can't seem to keep up with work and the house. Hubby has something almost every day, and so he can only help tiny bits here and there. Sometimes he is even gone with work and clinicas for 48 straight hours...so yeah....it all falls on me. I've gotten 2 loads of laundry put up, have another in the washer, and one in the dryer. I need to shampoo some carpets, take the car to get the oil changed, among other things. A house elf could get the cleaning done for me, and since I would pay my house elves, could do the laundry too. I don't care if they got a hold of a sock, they'd want to work for me. I hope anyways, since I need a couple quite badly. Anyone have any extra? Or wish they had some too?
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11 responses
• United States
15 Oct 15
Nope, no house elves here. I actually call everything 'fairies'. I do wish I had a couple of them too. I need my carpets shampooed, but just too lazy to do it.
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• Centralia, Missouri
15 Oct 15
yeah, I didnt get mine done either today
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• United States
15 Oct 15
@Jessicalynnt Maybe this weekend or so I tell myself. More than likely it will not get done..
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• Centralia, Missouri
16 Oct 15
@TexanTornado yeah I keep thinking, oh I'll do that in a bit, and a bit never comes. I honestly want to rip out all of the carpet and have a nice bamboo floor put in,. I HATE carpet and pets
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@Susan2015 (19985)
• United States
14 Oct 15
Hey, good idea, we should all have at least one, maybe two of those.
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• Centralia, Missouri
15 Oct 15
I am now deff up to a couple inside and a couple outside, brownies liked both right?
@Tampa_girl7 (24126)
• United States
14 Oct 15
My son is my helper.
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@mom210 (6441)
• Atlanta, Georgia
16 Oct 15
That is a good son, lucky you
@LadyDuck (141184)
• Switzerland
14 Oct 15
I wish I had at least one to send to work in the garden when I need to work inside.
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• Centralia, Missouri
15 Oct 15
oh garden elves! Yes please!!!!
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@kevin1877uk (36945)
14 Oct 15
Sorry I don't have any, I hope you find some soon to do all the house work. Hmm I'm good at house work :)
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@fawkes62 (1303)
• United States
15 Oct 15
I could use one too. They would get the housework done without complaint. My kids do their share of housework, or chores, but man do they complain.
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• Centralia, Missouri
16 Oct 15
my dogs haven;t figured out how to make less chores and not more....
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@fawkes62 (1303)
• United States
19 Oct 15
@Jessicalynnt My dog tries to make less work by cleaning up whatever food falls on the floor.
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• Centralia, Missouri
19 Oct 15
@fawkes62 mine is a great vacuum cleaner too! and a mop if its wet food on the tile.
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@mom210 (6441)
• Atlanta, Georgia
15 Oct 15
I am working harder on this, I am a stacker and tend to stack things like the mail and magazine. I read one time you should open your mail in front of the trash, but I second guess myself when I throw things away, I am afraid I will need that later!
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• Centralia, Missouri
16 Oct 15
right! I have to force myself to sort that stuff out now and then
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@mom210 (6441)
• Atlanta, Georgia
16 Oct 15
@Jessicalynnt You know even if I just had say, a laundry elf or a cooking elf, that would be helpful. It would not have to be an everything elf, I do not want to be greedy.
• Preston, England
17 Oct 15
I think Hermionne got to my house elves - they don't do anything any more
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• Centralia, Missouri
17 Oct 15
maybe they need paid? lol
@else34 (13612)
• New Delhi, India
15 Oct 15
@Jessicalynnt,You really have piles of household chores.So has my mom.I wish we had at least one elf.However my sister is no less than an elf.
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• Centralia, Missouri
16 Oct 15
yeah I can't keep up with things.
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@sofssu (14514)
15 Oct 15
could do with some too.. after living in a tiny apartment for years I find this house and the three floors hard to mange. I do one floor per day and the boys dirty up two floors per day.
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@mom210 (6441)
• Atlanta, Georgia
15 Oct 15
I am trying to do that with rooms, I worked on the kitchen yesterday and while not perfect, it is better.
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@Rollo1 (16665)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Oct 15
I have big, heavy work that needs doing. I am not sure elves could handle it. I need me some football players.
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• Centralia, Missouri
15 Oct 15
maybe troll cousins?