Good Jokes...contribution requested

India
November 24, 2006 12:25am CST
Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot. James : I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa. ============================================================= Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! ============================================================= Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?” Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom ============================================================= Delivered: Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”. ============================================================= Three Feelings: What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ============================================================= The Equation: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance! HYE A LIL CONTRIBUTION FROM U IS EXPECTED
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@tanujarneja (2834)
• India
24 Nov 06
Nice Jokes Yaar i have a collection much more jokes if you want them contact me or send me a mail i will send it to you
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• India
24 Nov 06
hi thank you for it send it on riteshsanodiya@yahoo.com