who the fudge is edward cullen?

November 21, 2015 12:55pm CST
This isn't about Twilight, or deliciously sparkly vampires, or even my non-lack of who Edward Cullen is. Because I do know who he is, obviously. I'm currently reading a book which reminds me of a post I wrote on my blog many moons ago. I had no idea who Edward Cullen was. Was he a film star? A rock legend? Maybe he was a p0rn star? Whosoever he was, all the girlies were squealing with desire and wanting him to satisfy their every need. Except for those who were lusting after some hunk called Jacob. I had no idea who he was either. Then I read Twilight and suddenly everything became incredibly clear. I'm a tad disappointed with myself. And with the Whole Wide World in general. Myself because I thought it was just something the uncool kids liked to watch {for yes, there is a film of this book, and no, I have not had the pleasure of seeing it, ever} and the Whole Wide World in general for never informing me of the swashbucklingly fabulous amazingness of the book. Again, I assumed the book was just for the uncool kids. I now know who Inigo Montoya is ... and now that coffee cup makes sense! For friggin' pigeons sake!
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• Preston, England
22 Nov 15
Princess Bride - cool - Twilight is just awful badly written trash with sparkly nice vampires
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22 Nov 15
Twilight is badly written, I'll let you have that! But the sparkly vampires are easy on the virtual eye. :)
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• Preston, England
22 Nov 15
@Poppylicious I prefer my vampires gothic and evil
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@gudheart (12757)
22 Nov 15
I don't get the whole attraction to the character or guy that plays him to be honest! lol
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22 Nov 15
Edward Cullen? I do rate the actor, but he has a *Shrubb* chin, which basically just means he has a chin that seems genetic in a branch of my family tree! For that reason I don't find him attractive. However, as a character, Edward is smouldering and brooding. I like those qualities. :)
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@gudheart (12757)
22 Nov 15
@Poppylicious I don't know why but does not do it for me lol
@Lucky15 (33429)
• Philippines
21 Nov 15
I knew edward cullen..but inigo montoya
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22 Nov 15
Phew, not just me then. Sometimes I think I must be the only person outside the loop, but you have restored my faith in other folk being just as ignorant!
@cindiowens (3843)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
21 Nov 15
I guess I am way out of the loop. I have no idea who any of those people are.
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22 Nov 15
Not even Edward Cullen?! *gasp*