I've Lost My Sex Appeal!

@UncleJoe (10297)
Virginia Beach, Virginia
November 24, 2015 6:30pm CST
How discouraging to discover that I have finally lost my appeal to the opposite sex. When I was a young man, I could have any woman I pleased. The problem was that I just couldn’t please any of them. Still, in my younger days when I was more agile, a lot of ladies used to chase me but none ever got their purses back.
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@JudyEv (126347)
• Bunbury, Australia
25 Nov 15
Once I reached 40, I became invisible. It made shop-lifting so much easier.
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@cindiowens (3840)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
28 Nov 15
I still think you're cute.
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@rebelann (42001)
• El Paso, Texas
25 Nov 15
So, not only could you not please women you were also a purse snatcher? Surely there's more to that story, right? You have reformed though, right?
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@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
25 Nov 15
hahahah, as always you make me smile!
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