What is the funniest thing you have ever said?
By mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
United States
10 responses
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
5 Jan 16
I take it you were referring to someone in particular? You have to give us more although that is kind of sad in itself. Poor person. Does that mean that there is delusions of inadequacy as well? Oh, never mind. If there wasn't you might not have a job.
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
7 Jan 16
Hmmm... the thing I laughed about most was something I said to an elderly woman here on myLot on my first discussion... DaddyEvil, About Me. She says she fell out of her chair when she read it! LOL! I'll go see if I can find it real quick! BRB!
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
7 Jan 16
@MarshaMusselman @vandana7 No, Marsha, I intended to say brb, but I think part of that thread was truncated. It was in Jabo's box but now that box is MUCH shorter than it used to be, or else the meds are making me too fuzzy to figure out what happened to it.
Apparently not. I'm sorry, vanny.
If you find it, will you post it here for me?
Thank you.
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@MarshaMusselman (38652)
• Midland, Michigan
7 Jan 16
Maybe you realized you were supposed to be heading to work already, since it's been almost an hour. Unless you meant to say, bbl instead of brb,
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@zebra2222 (5269)
• United States
5 Jan 16
Sometimes I do, but usually I make things out of puns.
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
6 Jan 16
You have no sense of humor? You do realize I have been reading thread with you and @DaddyEvil. HAHAHA Where are the cops now? Have they arrested DE? All is quiet. TOO quiet. lol
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@vandana7 (98823)
• India
7 Jan 16
@mommaj ...@DaddyEvil stole mine...and he is snoring right now...
(Before I forget...thank you for offering safer territory ..I was dreading being culled for not having mad cow disease).
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@MarshaMusselman (38652)
• Midland, Michigan
7 Jan 16
Well, I mix up my words all the time. In fact, I'll tell people that if i could only write what i want to say I know it would come out right. For whatever reason, I don't have a problem mixing up things when writing, like I might talking.
Recently, when I was with my mom at a senior apartment complex she lives at, I was at lunch with several of the residents. One gentleman recently took over as president of a certain group of seniors there. He made it a point to greet just about each person that entered before we got our meal. For one of them, instead of asking how they enjoyed their New Year, he asked how they enjoyed their 4th of July holiday. We all got a good laugh out of that.
Ever since then, I've been saying something about July instead of January as intended. Not as funny since I can't remember exactly what I said each time, but it happened more than a couple of times over a few days. Maybe after i go back, having had two days off from that job, I'll be in January again.
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@Missmwngi (12927)
• Nairobi, Kenya
4 Jan 16
Ha haa cannot tell the funniest have said of late
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@Missmwngi (12927)
• Nairobi, Kenya
5 Jan 16
@mommaj Ha haa it is what makes life interesting
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
5 Jan 16
@Missmwngi Especially around me. My ex used to say he was always waiting to see what I would say next.
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@LovingMyBabies (85127)
• Valdosta, Georgia
7 Jan 16
I definitely have my moments. When I am not pregnant I call them blond moments-when I am pregnant like now I just blame it on pregnancy brain.
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