Twists to Nursery Rhymes - challenge

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@allknowing (65210)
India
January 30, 2016 12:09am CST
Inspired by a post from Steve West http://www.mylot.com/post/2887897/mary-had-a-little-lamb-revised I thought of one nursery rhyme with a slight twise Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water. God knows what they did up there Thay came back with a daughter Can you add one?
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@pgntwo (21658)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
30 Jan 16
I haven't heard that one in a while! The one I know ends: I don't know what they did up there, But now they've got a daughter!
@allknowing (65210)
• India
30 Jan 16
More or less the same thing. Let's hear something from you as a challenge
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@pgntwo (21658)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
30 Jan 16
@allknowing Many of those I remember are a bit too risqué for myLot... Mary had a little lamb, She also had a duck. She put them on the window ledge To see if they would fall off... See what I mean?
@allknowing (65210)
• India
30 Jan 16
@pgntwo And did they fall off?
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@zebra2222 (5157)
• United States
30 Jan 16
That was a pretty good one. I think Jill forgot to take the pill.
@allknowing (65210)
• India
30 Jan 16
Those days I doubt if there were pills but mere self control