I see you there, Liar Liar Pants On Fire

United Kingdom
February 3, 2016 4:32am CST
Disclaimer: The 'I See You' thing is something I've seen online and I can't remember where - what's written here is my own, but the style isn't and I don't want anyone to recognise it and think I'm claiming it as my own idea! I see you, Liar Liar Pants On Fire, making acquaintances in high places, low places, all kinds of places. I see you there, Pants On Fire, fanning the flames of fiction with your nonsense. Why lie? Why insist, Liar Liar? I see your loophole, you think it's clever, 'I Don't Remember'. Liar. I see you, we all do, but that matters none to you, as long as you're free to go. And that you are, free as a lyrebird to be on your mimicking mocking way, not one of us will say a thing; but we see you there, Liar Liar Pants On Fire, we see you and we know.
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@Mike197602 (13513)
• Worcester, England
3 Feb 16
Have you gone pregnant mental? What liars have you spotted? I don't get these witty type things...I'm too stupid
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@Mike197602 (13513)
• Worcester, England
3 Feb 16
Just ignore me I've no idea wtf is going on here
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• United Kingdom
3 Feb 16
@Mike197602 IT'S A SECRET. Yeah I've gone pregnant mental, and that's why it's a secret - it's a secret only I know and understand, cos it hardly makes any sense
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@Mike197602 (13513)
• Worcester, England
3 Feb 16
@LilyBeBack ok...I'll leave you to it You're being wittiest though...only witty people are allowed here by the look of it
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@JolietJake (51144)
• United States
3 Feb 16
I wear flame-retardant pants.
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• United Kingdom
3 Feb 16
Also, when you say pants it means trousers, but when I say pants it means knickers/underwear... Don't get your flame-retardant pants in a twist!
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@JolietJake (51144)
• United States
3 Feb 16
@LilyBeBack Who said I was wearing any?
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• United Kingdom
3 Feb 16
@JolietJake Ooh don't, I might have to try to marry you again...
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@Auntylou (4318)
• Oxford, England
4 Feb 16
I have no idea whatever what you are writing about here
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• United Kingdom
4 Feb 16
It's like a riddle with no answer
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